Heather Keet

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About Heather Keet
Heather. A name that brings to mind a quiet field of flowers on a relaxed summer day.
The exact opposite of my personality.
I am filled with sarcasm and it makes its appearance at the most inopportune times. I've been likened to a Seinfeld character, which is unsurprising since the show shaped my childhood.
I am the Mommybeast to an English bulldog named Lola. She follows me around the house so closely that I can feel her paws hit the back of my legs as I walk. Which usually ends with one of us tripping and hitting the ground... I spend the majority of my time making sure Lola lives to adulthood - her antics can find her in quite the predicament. The Hubster (aka the Daddybeast) lives with us, he's pretty good about saving our asses when Lola and I come up with a scheme.
Lola and I roam the house and write witty things on the internet walls. Please check on us if we haven't been heard from in a few days.
The exact opposite of my personality.
I am filled with sarcasm and it makes its appearance at the most inopportune times. I've been likened to a Seinfeld character, which is unsurprising since the show shaped my childhood.
I am the Mommybeast to an English bulldog named Lola. She follows me around the house so closely that I can feel her paws hit the back of my legs as I walk. Which usually ends with one of us tripping and hitting the ground... I spend the majority of my time making sure Lola lives to adulthood - her antics can find her in quite the predicament. The Hubster (aka the Daddybeast) lives with us, he's pretty good about saving our asses when Lola and I come up with a scheme.
Lola and I roam the house and write witty things on the internet walls. Please check on us if we haven't been heard from in a few days.
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Books By Heather Keet
Dear Lola: volume one
Feb 1, 2019
by
Heather Keet
$6.99
An advice column answered by an English bulldog... because humans need a lot of help.
Life is hard. Every time you think you know the answer, another wrench gets thrown in and you are left with your mouth hanging open. That’s where Lola comes in. She can help you solve those life riddles that often seem meaningless, but keep you lying awake at night. Having trouble with a coworker? Consider it solved! Need to find a way to best your spouse in an argument? Not a problem! Trying to discover the meaning of life? Lola has that covered!
It’s called cheese, and life makes perfect sense when you eat it.
Life is hard. Every time you think you know the answer, another wrench gets thrown in and you are left with your mouth hanging open. That’s where Lola comes in. She can help you solve those life riddles that often seem meaningless, but keep you lying awake at night. Having trouble with a coworker? Consider it solved! Need to find a way to best your spouse in an argument? Not a problem! Trying to discover the meaning of life? Lola has that covered!
It’s called cheese, and life makes perfect sense when you eat it.
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Dear Lola: volume two
Feb 1, 2020
by
Heather Keet
$6.99
Lola is back with another jam-packed book of answers to those important life questions we all have. Why are grapes called grapes? Who is responsible for setting the rules of etiquette? Could something as simple as a donut have saved the dinosaurs from extinction? Now that you are freed from researching all these subjects, you have time for a piece of pizza!
Lola’s signature brand of wisdom, combined with Heather’s sharp wit, will leave you marveling* for days.
*Marveling is not a guarantee.
Lola’s signature brand of wisdom, combined with Heather’s sharp wit, will leave you marveling* for days.
*Marveling is not a guarantee.
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