The Heist-iest Heist Ever Heisted: A Story of a Heist, at 69 (tee-hee!) pages, is pretty short and exciting and so fun you could be done reading it in no time and then it would be over and you wouldn't be enjoying it anymore, so maybe go slow and relish it. Yes, but also no; because much like a rollercoaster, you will be propelled by that giddy rush of adrenaline as you careen through the pages.
Much in the same vein as the magnificent Ghost Dick: Private Eye, also by author Peter Derk, he has taken a well-worn genre -- in this case the heist caper -- and #*&%ed it up into something absurd and inappropriate and hilarious. It made me laugh so hard and so long I had to stop and wipe my eyes on my shirt several times to continue. I was still laughing when I put the book down and went to brush my teeth (there's a particular part of the story involving someone eating poo that will make you feel the need to maybe go brush your teeth even though you did nothing remotely similar). And I was still laughing when I went to bed, telling myself that I could continue reading it in the morning before work, where I would be going to just punch in data and not planning any sort of exciting heist of my own. Even though this book might be a good blueprint for that sorta thing, whether the author may have intended that or not...
The bottom line is: this book is funny as #*&%.
Ridiculous. Disgusting. Binge-worthy. And just so, so good.
Read it and weep.
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