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Here Comes The Bride. There Goes Her Sanity: EVERY Woman's Guide For Surviving The Absurdities Of Men Paperback – February 10, 2016
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The exuberance of gender-profiling isn’t just aimed at men, but women too. “A frisky penis always influences a man’s behavior. The nerve! How would Jeff have liked it if Debby woke him up in the middle of the night to go shopping with her? He would have suffocated her with a pillow.” What?! Apparently no woman has EVER enjoyed sex in the middle of the night. All they enjoy is shopping. And if they ask their man to go shopping with them, he will apparently suffocate and kill her.
One of the bullet points describing this book says the author “reveals how women really feel about sex”. And evidently this is how we women feel about that subject: “…until men accept the fact that women don’t need sex for breakfast, lunch, and dinner like they do, there will always be friction in the bedroom.”
I don’t know about all women, but I know plenty who would pass up the herbal tea and gluten-free toast and jam that I’m sure this author eats for breakfast, in order to have a good romp in the hay.
Another scenario vomited on the pages of this book involves a woman busy chopping vegetables who soon has to rush out and pick up her daughter from ballet practice. Her husband arrives home and is lookin’ for a little bit of lovin’. She begrudgingly gives in, but can’t get in the mood. All she can think about during the act is the rest of her unchopped vegetables and her daughter.
If you are SO detached from sex that you are thinking about your DAUGHTER…then maybe you should say “NO” to his advances. And if you really ARE that detached from sex – to the point you can’t stop picturing unchopped carrots – or you are afraid to tell him “NO”, then maybe you are with the wrong man.
But good luck finding the right man. According to this turd of a book, guys haven’t evolved much from cavemen and would just as soon rape and suffocate you if dinner isn’t ready by 6pm.
Liz Lehman's other books are also good reading. Try them, you will enjoy them.