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Product Details

  • Paperback: 238 pages
  • Publisher: Solstice Publishing (April 23, 2015)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1625262043
  • ISBN-13: 978-1625262042
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.5 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,612,147 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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There’s a sense of detachment to be found in people who deal with the deceased. Life, though, is not without its upheavals as long as one remains within its bounds. So how do you deal with the application of a spicy story to such resigned protagonists? Enter, Ms. Funkhauser with her masterpiece.
To put things in perspective, let us consider a phone call to a funeral house early in the story. It begins with the line: “This is Werner Heuer, Herr Forsythe. My wife and I have need of your services today. My son is dead.” Now consider the sentiment of Mr. Forsythe on the other end, depicted a few lines later: Charlie, calculating profit after disbursements, felt better already.
The author’s mastery begins with the very element she chooses to play with to pacify the contrast in her story - time. She opens the door at the universally agonizing hour of 9 AM on a Monday, then begins to step back, before we’re suddenly flung back to Day One: Postmortem - 15 minutes on. The only constant from then on is subtle versions of time-swing that soaks us in.
It is fascinating to watch people on two sides of a wall - oblivious to each other and looking at the same thing in an entirely different way - talk to each other but not listen. This is especially so when that wall is the border between life and after-life. In the story, we have Enid on one side, who loses someone once important to her - Heuer - without a chance to say a final goodbye. On the other side, we have Heuer whose story, and in some way, life itself unfolds after his death. As I recently expressed to the author in an interview, in a single stroke she introduces us to both our greatest fear and our greatest wish.
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Every now and again you come across a treat and this book was as good as chocolate, mostly because of its originality. It takes a serious premise and gives it a light touch. The author is a word technician.
The unusual catalyst? We have a man who dies but is still extremely vocal and active. But if his experiences beyond the Grim Reaper are typical, then I advise you, new readers, to stay in this life – or find some parallel universe.
The writing style is racy with no words wasted. Early example: “May had given over to June with its outdoor patios and brain blasting surround sound systems—zesty realities that didn’t always mesh with work.” Midway example: “A tall lamp of ancient origin flickered in a large room ahead of him. Piled high with boxes and debris—a compendium of past lives—the space reminded him of a place he’d just come from and was not anxious to see again.” Late example: “Heuer looked at his smooth hands—a musician’s hands—with their perfectly tapered fingers filled with music that went unplayed. Peace? There was no peace to be made with Werner.”
It’s all tidily edited and I didn’t keep tripping over typos.
The characters are painted clearly right from the start, not in laborious detail, but in the little hints and the ways in which they do things.
A lot of care, background knowledge and zest with the pen has gone into this book.
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It’s not every day a book prompts me to look at the faded photographs of my ancestors and wonder what dreams and challenges tested their lives. Complex and unusual, HEUER LOST AND FOUND is a novel I will remember for a long time.
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I got so much more than I expected out of this novel. I was expecting a gonzo ride on par with Carl Hiassen, but what I got was something just as crazy, but with an emotional wallop. While it took me a few pages to settle into the novel's style, once the eponymous Heuer showed up, there was no turning back. Put this one in the ranks of Christopher Moore... Enid, Charlie, Heuer and crew are worth rooting for!
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At the heart of A.B. Funkhauser's story is a narcissistic misanthrope/sociopath whose only dealings with his fellow human beings have been self-centered. But when he dies, he's forced to examine the life he's lived. At the end, he still denies - somewhat - that his life has been LOST, of no worthy account, but he comes to an understanding of sorts, and FINDS a version of the truth - including that his sojourn among the living started out as a lie.

The story is told on several levels that intertwine: the inner workings of a funeral home, the relationships among its workers, and their histories that continue to haunt them and direct their mindsets and interactions - most notably the shroud of Nazi Germany that hangs over some of them.

I found this quirky tale that contains strong - and often quite amusing - supernatural elements, to be unique. Funkhauser's vivid imagination is portrayed deftly in this, her debut novel.

For a fun read that also challenges readers to come to grips with their legacies, I recommend Heuer Lost and Found.
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I must state that I received a free copy of this novel in exchange for an honest review.

This is a witty, fun look into the functions and disfunctions of a funeral home on a busy weekend. All of the characters, including the main character, a lawyer by the name of Jurgen Heuer, are flawed and not completely likeable. Heuer falls dead and wanders about in a ghostly state, trying to interact with the people of the funeral home.

Overall, this is a fun read, though I did lose track of what was happening every once in a while and had to back up. This is a very enjoyable read and I'm looking forward to A.B.'s next book.
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