Higgs Boson Large Hadron Collider Unisex Analog Watch

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  • FEATURES - A 33mm diameter face, genuine leather band, and accurate Japanese quartz movement. The watch is truly a delight. Battery included.
  • COMES IN TIN GIFT BOX - Our watches make a great present for the intellectual or philosophical person in your life who just wants to keep accurate time. They come boxed in a beautiful tin that doubles as a display case for when you're being futuristic and keeping time on your phone.
  • TWO YEAR WARRANTY - This attractive timepiece has a 2 year warranty provided by Amazon. See warranty details below. In addition, The Unemployed Philosophers Guild provides a one year manufacturer warranty.

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Brought to You by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a "disappearing" chalice.)

Others argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake.

More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.

  • Product Dimensions: 3.5 x 3.1 x 3.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • ASIN: B00BB0AL20
  • Item model number: 2969
  • Date first available at Amazon.com: February 4, 2013
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #273,490 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry (See Top 100 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry)
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    Watch Information
    Brand, Seller, or Collection Name The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
    Model number 2969
    Part Number 2969
    Item Shape Round
    Display Type Analog
    Case diameter 33 millimeters
    Band Material genuine leather
    Band width 0.75 inches
    Band Color Black
    Dial color Yellow
    Special features Japanes quartz movement, water resistant, handsome gift box, genuine leather band, 1 year warranty
    Movement Japanese Quartz

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