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High Heels and Dirty Deals - Globetrotting Tales of Debauchery from a binge-drinking Nymphomaniac Paperback – January 20, 2009

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Exotic women. The allure of fast money. I've traveled the far corners of the globe, taking absurd risks with investments and my life, overindulged in every vice, bedded an embarrassingly large number of women, and savored the bounty from stimulating to obscene. For a decade I've authored Tales from the Trenches for a select few friends; penning and photographing the raw, the hilarious, and the erotic to psychotic adventures. After years of provocation, and perhaps against my better judgment, they've convinced me that before I'm in prison or dead, I need to share some of my life's tales as a gambler, an adrenaline junkie and a binge-drinking nymphomaniac, for the world to peer at in awe, envy, or disgust.

The following is a true documentary of a typical four day trip of mayhem and debauchery a few years back. Seeing as there are dirty bankers, gangsters, brothels, drugs, guns, and few laws or morals respected, the participants names and conspicuous details have been changed to avoid an early dirt nap. Nostrovia.

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Cambridge Publishing, LLC (January 20, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0975264044
  • ISBN-13: 978-0975264041
  • Product Dimensions: 0.8 x 6 x 9.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #213,069 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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I spent an entire day rubbernecking in awe as I speed-read this. It's a hilarious memoir about overindulging maniacs of epic proportions, full of dry wit, outrageous sexual adventure, and stunning erotica photography. I felt inspired, envious, aroused, embarrassed...I felt stomach pains from laughing so hard. Tate is a talented, and creative writer with a vivid imagination. He specializes in hyperactive satire, using colorful observation humor seamlessly mixed into tales of pure, unadulterated debauchery.

When painting a scene, he draws you in with long flowing adjectives and metaphors, scathing funny descriptions of people and events, followed by a build up into the unexpected punch line. I mean LOL funny lines by the hundreds. The story is fast and frantic, outlandish, and brutally honest. His ability to cynically channel the imagery is so real at times, you feel like you're right there, seeing and hearing the characters and situations as they unfold. It really puts you inside the frenzied mind of an adrenaline junkie; not a necessarily safe place, but fascinating and quite a ride.

The lifestyle is heavy in attitude and shock value. Full of anarchy, the guys break numerous laws, corral women by the dozens, and in general live a life of pure havoc. All is done in good fun without any victims, and executed in the midst of doing business deals. The main characters are cocky and aggressive, and yet endearing with their witty repartee and ripping jokes. Their fearless energy and charisma attracts gorgeous women at every turn, and the sex situations are impulsive and graphic. These are the quintessential underworld bad boys out on the hunt; sex and overindulging are a competitive sport.
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A fast-paced, and well written memoir that entertains, stimulates and shocks on every page. He's a serious wordsmith in his observation humor, covering each facet of his stories with some outrageous witty anecdotes, slams, and vivid descriptions. Tate could literally write about tying his shoe and make you bust up laughing. The characters are addicted to risk and vice, and push it to the limits with great success, and spectacular humor. Some seriously interesting dudes who don't take themselves or life too seriously, and live for the moment. You can turn to any random page and dive right in and be all over the story.

Although the stories are pack of fearless wealthy dudes living large at a breathtaking pace, Tate's writes the stories with a curiosity, keeping a level of humility and knack for self-deprecation. He writes with complete honesty, and seems to relish giving the painfully explicit details of his own self-destructing and unbelievably embarrassing situations he gets in to achieve today's debauchery. Like winning the Olympic Gold, and then falling drunk off the rewards stand and breaking his neck. The partying and sexual exploits had me laughing on the edge of my seat, yet cringing at the excesses.

While I can't relate to the debauchery, I loved being right there alongside the guys watching it all unfold. I'd give details of one story in particular, but there just no way I could do it justice, it's so hilarious, unexpected and graphic. One of the funniest books I've ever read.
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So being a fan of Tucker Max, I came across a review at Amazon.com for one of his books that mentioned Brett Tate's "High Heels & Dirty Deals" as an extremely funny book in the same vein. At a little over $10, I figured I'd take a chance on it.

After spending a couple of hours with the book and eventually finishing it a couple days later, I've come to the realization that it was wasted money. Tate's writing style is a combination of first and third person observational/experiential writing. The only problem with this is that his experiences are extremely repetitive and his vocabulary is limited to the same euphemisms used ad nauseum. "The weapon is hot." "The Johnson pushes against my zipper." "Brett the beast does XXXXX." Really? Is that all you have to say about your adventure in Russia doing "Dirty Deals"? There are probably less than 100 words written about these supposed deals, and while he may try to convince everyone this is due to the sensitive nature of what they concern, the fact is that if he had any sort of talent he would be able to convey his point without compromising the integrity of them. Instead, we get a book filled with the most unimaginative, pedestrian, inane prose I have ever read, riddled with grammatical errors, misspellings, and recounting of the same situation replayed over and over again.

There are some black and white photos on every other page of women in various states or undress, but they are so small and pixilated that they really serve no purpose. It's almost as if he's trying to overcome his lack of talent by throwing some pictures in with the hopes of distracting his readers from the monumental mistake they made when they bought this book.
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