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Horror Show (Landis Woodley) Hardcover – September 15, 1996

4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 249 ratings


When
Monster Magazine reported Clint Stockbern sets out to interview the legendary fifties horror movie director Landis Woodley, he finds a reclusive, forgotten, and bitter old man. Worming his way through the door of the Scotch-drinking, cigar-smoking filmmaker's home, Stockbern finds a treasure trove of B-movie memorabilia. Playing to the movie genius's ego, Stockbern does his best to dig up a few good anecdotes from the past--but what he uncovers is a story of real-life horror!

Flashback to 1957 Hollywood, where Landi Woodley is getting ready to shoot his latest movie,
Cadaver, set in a real-life L.A. morgue. He is also bent on throwing the ultimate Halloween party. Attendee will include Lucifer-obsessed anthropologist Albert Beaumond and Devila, the celebrated TV horrow-show hostess. Even Satan himself may put in an appearance. And when cheap special effects are replaced by real corpses, a deadly curse may windup taking its toll on all these foolish enough to become involved with the filming of the cult movie classic, Cadaver.


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Rock musician Greg Kihn obviously has tremendous affection for the kind of grade-B black and white horror films of the 50s that were turned out in record time by directors like Ed Wood and the early Roger Corman. In this first novel, he whips up a confection reminiscent of the Tim Burton movie Ed Wood--in which a Wood/Corman hybrid hangs out with a drug-addicted Béla Lugosi clone, a transvestite screenwriter, a Vampira clone, and various other oddballs in a lovingly detailed (wildroot oil on the hairdo, flash sport shirts, unfiltered Chesterfields) 50s Hollywood. The plot is thin, and is incidental to the characters and the mise en scene. Suffice it to say they get up to some hijinks involving desecration of corpses and a Satanist who can conjure up a Peruvian snake-god. Superficial, but highly amusing if you're in the right frame of mind. Horror Show is a nominee for a 1997 Bram Stoker Award.

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Like the horror B-movies of the 1950s to which it pays heartfelt homage, this first novel from erstwhile rock star Kihn is a wild and wacky romp on the far fringe of tastefulness. Kihn fondly caricatures Hollywood schlockmeisters such as Roger Corman, William Castle and, especially, Ed Wood in a flashback account of the shooting of a Z-grade film, Cadaver, and the curse that has befallen those associated with the movie since its release in 1957. Landis Woodley, a second-rate director who "makes Ed Wood look like Kurosawa," is filming on location at the L.A. County Morgue when special-effects man Buzzy Haller gets the outlandish money-saving idea to use a real corpse as the monster. How can the filmmakers know that the remains they dig up are those of Albert Beaumond, a dead satanist possessed by a demon still very much alive? The ensuing mayhem exudes a ghoulish glee sure to appeal to devotees of midnight movies and drive-in double bills. Kihn has a knack for establishing characters, no matter how zany, in a few sure strokes. His interest in portraying these cinematic misfits as auteurs bucking the standards of a conservative industry are, thankfully, superseded by his sheer delight in imagining the tacky side of filmmaking on a shoestring. A fun-filled homage to monster movies in the day before huge budgets, this novel recalls the refrain of Kihn's hit "The Breakup Song": "They don't write 'em like that anymore."
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Product details

  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Tor Books; First Edition (September 15, 1996)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 352 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0312860455
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0312860455
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.15 pounds
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.75 x 1.25 x 8.75 inches
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 249 ratings

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NBC called Greg Kihn “Rock’s True Renaissance Man.” His career stretches from the dawn of punk and indie rock to the discos of the 80’s to the glory days of MTV. As a pioneer with the legendary Beserkley Records, he helped write the book on revolutionary west coast rock and roll.

He’s toured the world, had hit records, appeared on Saturday Night Live and American Bandstand, opened for the Rolling Stones, jammed with Bruce Springsteen, won the ASCAP and Midem Awards for his worldwide #1 hit JEOPARDY and THE BREAKUP SONG, was parodied by Weird Al Yankovic, lived the rock star lifestyle to the hilt, won and lost several fortunes, and lived to tell about it. But music is only part of the story.

In the 90’s Greg turned his attention to writing fiction. He published four novels, a handful of short stories in various anthologies, and edited a compilation of original fiction by famous musicians. HORROR SHOW was nominated for the prestigious Bram Stoker Award for Best First Novel.

It was also in the 90’s that he began his radio career. After a year of seven-midnight, Greg spent sixteen years hosting the top-rated morning show for KFOX radio in San Jose/San Francisco. He also hosted and performed at the annual KIHNCERT at the Shoreline Amphitheater featuring some of the most important bands of our generation.

Greg was inducted into the San Jose Rock Hall Of Fame in 2008 and the Bay Area Radio Hall of Fame in 2012.

Greg recently retained the rights to all his old recordings and is currently re-releasing his entire catalogue with the original artwork. The New Yorker recently described Greg’s music as having “a high degree of intelligence and subtlety.” The recent review of the Greg Kihn Band’s Greatest Hits by Apple iTunes called the group “a rock band of genuine consequence.” The band continues to tour with Greg’s son Ry Kihn replacing Joe Satriani on lead guitar.

Greg maintains a strong Internet presence with professional website design and social media managed by Michael Brandvold Marketing. Thousands of fans engage him daily on Facebook and Twitter. Greg also retains a cutting-edge publicist, Christopher Buttner at PrthatRocks.com, the lauded San Francisco based PR agency voted Best Publicist Of The Year by the National Association of Record Industry Professionals.

RUBBER SOUL is Greg’s most recent novel. This completely unique murder mystery features the Beatles as characters in the story. The idea came while interviewing original Beatles drummer Pete Best. Greg asked where the Beatles got those rare American R&B 45’s that constituted their early repertoire. Pete revealed that it was from Merchant Marines who carried the records back to Liverpool from America. That gave him the inspiration for the character “Dust Bin Bob” who befriends the Beatles from their penniless early days to the height of Beatlemania. The story climaxes with an assassination attempt in Manila during their world tour in 1966.

Through interviews with Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Pete Best, Geoff Emerick (engineer), Alf Bicknell (driver), Yoko Ono and Patti Harrison, Greg got invaluable insights into the inner world of the Beatles. Even though RUBBER SOUL is a work of fiction, it is 100% historically accurate.

After a lifetime of rock & roll, and decades on the road and behind the microphone, no one else but Greg Kihn could have written this story.

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Reviewed in the United States on October 17, 2010
I've always been a fan of Greg Kihn's music and found out about his novel writing while sampling one of his CDs. It was a perfect read for October. Plenty of creep and twists to make me fly through the story. Mr. Kihn has always had a gift for words and the turning of a phrase in his songs, now that talent translates very well to his book "Horror Show". A fun read that makes me look forward reading more. KEEP WRITING PLEASE!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 29, 2016
Greg Khin's "Horror Show" is a fun ride! I could NOT put it down. There is a mischievous sense of humor within this well crafter horror story that makes it even more enjoyable. The tale itself centers around a 1950s B-horror director and one of his more infamous films, but doesn't take the direct route to it, and keeps you on your toes and guessing all the way to the end. Brilliant sub plots and a great cast of characters keep this book moving at the perfect pace. I was a fan of his music, and now am looking forward to reading more of his novels. Definitely worth your time.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 15, 2023
I have always liked horror. I grew up watching old horror and science fiction movies at “Creature Features” on Saturday morning matinee shows and Friday and Saturday night’s “Shock Theater “. I saw many of the movies of that time that ranged from interesting (but ridiculous) to pretty good horror and science fiction. Occasionally there would be a real gem but mostly it was just great being able to stay up late and getting creeped out. The fear of the unknown was truly scary and terrifying but the inevitability the movie’s interpretation of the monster/supernatural being/alien, etc. was never quite up to the imagination. Show hosts like Vampira and Svengoolie weren’t around yet and usually the movies they showed couldn’t standup to the “classic” B movies that I grew up with.

“Horror Show” starts out like a classic B movie horror tale and the good creepy vibes returned that keeps you anxious and excited to keep reading. BUT, it then replaces or substitutes gross for creepy. Sometime in the late sixties or early seventies the trend changed from true horror to trying to really gross people out and the more grossness the better. “HORROR SHOW” follows that trend. The beginning of the story is promising with a good set up but then replaces horror with grossness. I know some would say that this grossness is horror but to me it is just disgusting. The plot then jumps in time and recovers the original creepiness that it promises in the beginning and finishes well. Overall “HORROR SHOW” is worth the read but know that it doesn’t quite hold up throughout.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2014
I found this book at a Dollar General for $1 many years ago. I bought it because it was cleverly packaged to be reminiscent of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I held on to it for a couple of years without even looking at it, until one day I finally got bored enough to read it. HOLY FREAKING CRAP! It was so camp, so cheesy, SO AWESOME! It was every B-Horror orgy of awful I'd ever loved. But it wasn't written badly. It was written wonderfully. It was written by someone who seems to love the genre that spawned directors like Ed Wood as much as I do. If I could love this book any harder I'd probably fuse with it. It breaks my heart to get Facebook updates from Greg Kihn and never does he mention what an awesome writer he is. I love "The Breakup Song" as much as the next kid, but this is by far his finest moment. (And for the record, when I found out it was the same person, I nearly died of shock.)
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Reviewed in the United States on October 1, 2021
I picked this up because I remembered Greg Kihn as a musician in the 80s. The book was clearly written for people like me who grew up in the 70s and 80s, reading Famous Monsters of Filmland, and watching B movies from the 50s. He evokes a sense of nostalgia and his characters are clearly fictionalized versions of easily recognized real stars (at least easily recognizable to people like me). The digital version of the text had several minor typos, but other than that, it was surprisingly entertaining.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2015
I absolutely loved Greg Kihn as a musician, and he's a very talented writer, too! This was a fun, non-stop tale that held my attention to the end. Just about finished it in one sitting. This guy kihn tell a story!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 20, 2016
I was in awe of his cleverness in mixing up the Ed Wood story, the Bela Lugosi story, the Vampira story into his own version on the fast, cheap movie making world. He references Ed and Bela while basically stealing their real life personas and giving them new names and switching the cross dressing to the script writer. I found it very funny and could not put it down and was a little ashamed of myself at the same time. Oh and don't forget the Faith Charlatan and the Serpent Demon........it was a hoot. RZ
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2023
Excellent horror story. Fantastic locales and cool Tinseltown history. Great twist at the end too! It's a fun romp thru the celluloid days
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Glenn
4.0 out of 5 stars A good read
Reviewed in Canada on September 25, 2016
Greg Kihn was a musician I always admired. Now I just found out he write horror fiction. I gave it a shot was pleasantly surprised.