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Hot Chicks with Douchebags Paperback – July 8, 2008

by Jay Louis (Author)

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Greasy foreheads. Spiky frosted hair. Oiled-up faces dripping with Tag Body Shot spray. Armani Exchange T-shirts and rank cologne wafting off their backs like fetid pollen clouds as they pump their fists and attempt to grind into any hotties nearby. Young beauties oblivious to the hulking monstrosity clutching at their butts like snapping turtles on Red Bull.

From sea to douchey sea, ours is a culture plagued by this festering blight. By the dark forces of über-douchebaggery.

How did this happen? What can we do to confront the douchebag/hottie plague that rots our collective souls like boils sent by a wrathful and angry God? And how can you recover if you or your loved one is 'bag?

Now, for the first time, there is an answer to those questions that haunt our collective will and sap our culture of any claim to societal advance: Why hottie/douchebaggery? Why now? And why are douche-faces so silly? In this book we dissect, analyze, contemplate and mock the rank douchescrotes that pollute our country's hottie supply on a daily basis. Every branch of the douche-tree will be examined. Every corner of our cultural rot will be exposed.

And if we can lust after their hotties along the way, then all the better.

Print length

240 pages
Language

English
Publisher

Gallery Books
Publication date

July 8, 2008
Dimensions

7.38 x 0.6 x 9.12 inches
ISBN-10

141695788X
ISBN-13

978-1416957881
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Publisher ‏ : ‎ Gallery Books; Original edition (July 8, 2008)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 240 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 141695788X
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1416957881
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.26 pounds
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 7.38 x 0.6 x 9.12 inches

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William Ryan

Pure Genius

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on July 16, 2008

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I totally disagree with the One Star comment. The fact you can get much of the material for free on his site (and goes the commenter's point, why spend money on the book) is irrelevant. I love the site and even if the book contained nothing but material already there, i'd still buy it to support the author.

however the book is chock full of stuff not on the site. There's a great narrative throughout which shows his walk through searching for his inner douche. His insights are dead on and face it, pretty much every guy on earth has found himself scratching his head in amazement at this phenomenon.

The book catagories each douche and offers brilliant and biting insight in the process. The pictures of the Hotts are superb and showing them on the glossy paper is a great touch. I can't think of a better Coffee Table book to have - so I guess that makes me a douche according to some of the commenters. Well, if that makes me one, I'm proud of it.

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Scott P.

Fan of the website? Then you will enjoy the book.

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 3, 2008

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I try to spread the gospel of [...] (the author's website) as much as possible. The book is hilarious, but also seeks to educate the reader on a disturbing trend in America and the world. Namely the transformation of men into douchebags in their quest to obtain the hotties. At only around $12 on Amazon it makes a great coffee book and conversation piece, plus its highly entertaining.

9 people found this helpful

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Laurie McCabe

Not as Clever as the Website but Still Funny

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on December 20, 2017

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I followed the website nearly since it started—it’s hilarious. The book, however, doesn’t include the best examples of this odd phenomena. What was funny was that the douchy guys were with girls who looked totally out of their league. In the book, most of the girls look as sleazy as their boyfriends.

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S. Ridge

ahhh Ive known many.....

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on January 9, 2009

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ladies?Havent we all known a few of these losers?Its a funny book but more of a yard sale buy than a full price worthy book-I got it on sale for $15 I think but feel it is more of a "borrow from a friend who bought at a garage sale for $2" book.

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KMP

Too funny!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on April 30, 2013

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I bought this as a gag gift years ago to show my son how not to look (unfortunately he took notes and has become one haha). I leant it out and never got it back so I had to buy another copy.

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Justin DePalma

Best Coffee Table Book

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on May 3, 2011

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All of my friends that come over read this book and just crack up. You never know if you're going to see one of your friends or old high school friend in this book. I would totally recomend this book for a coffee table book and entertainment.

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Citizen S

Funny Stuff

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on March 14, 2012

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Sometimes I wish I was a Douchebag so I could get a Hot Chick
Don't let your sons see this... or your daughters for that matter LOL