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Hot Wings & Rug Burns: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blonde Paperback – August 30, 2011
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About the Author
Grant Guimont is a graduate of Marquette University. He has written two books - A Carousel of Sorts, and the one you're holding. Guimont has held positions as a chimney sweep, international man of mystery, Elvis impersonator, and original gangsta. He enjoys interstate racing - Cannonball Run style; spelunking in the caves of Borneo, and taunting the Swiss. Guimont is looking forward to his impending eating disorder that will couple his obnoxiously, overbearing fame - which will be immediately followed by his E! True Hollywood Story. Guimont currently resides in Minneapolis. He also likes bunny rabbits.