- Audible Audio Edition
- Listening Length: 1 hour and 15 minutes
- Program Type: Audiobook
- Version: Unabridged
- Publisher: Elisa Morris
- Audible.com Release Date: April 24, 2013
- Whispersync for Voice: Ready
- Language: English
- ASIN: B00CHYFLN8
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank:
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How to Avoid Having Sex: The Perfect Wedding Gift Audible – Unabridged
Top Customer Reviews
A very funny and witty book that gives you 10 hilarious and truthful ways to avoid intimacy because lets face it; we aren't ON all of the time.
The chapters are well written with great back stories to provide examples and parallels for each scenario.
This was an amazing quick read. The book is about excuses, to avoid having sex with your spouse. Some of them worked. Some of them backfired on her, when the husband tried them too. Some of them included headaches, cycles, dead animals, company, and the kids may hear us. The author, not only provided excuses, but the stories behind the excuses. The book was hilarious. The book is available on Kindle (.99) and paperback (8.99) on Amazon
I received this book for free in order to review it.
E.C.Stilson missed her true calling. She should have been a marriage counselor for women only. She puts as much thought into avoiding sex as men put into having sex. So turnabout is fair play. I especially enjoyed the pranks that poor Cade involved himself in, but when he did, I don't think he was giving it much forethought. After all, he kind of shot himself in the foot with the onion prank. Which leaves me looking at onions in a whole different way.
Five stars for a truly original subject matter!
The book's overall style is equal parts inspired and equal parts disordered--some chapters connect while others seem out of place. I recommend it if you're in the mood for a unique kind of ironic humor.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
EC Stilson writes a very funny book mostly about relationships. I laughed so much that my husband wanted to know why I was laughing but I dare not share this secret weapon of... Read morePublished on November 19, 2013 by Dee
My review is based on reading the book as an early reviewer, but it is just as valid for the audio version. Read morePublished on September 10, 2013 by Hoogkamer Michael
*I received a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
This novella/guide is filled with hilarious (and very real!) tips and tricks.
This book was very well written and did exactly what it was for: Giving excuses why not to have sex. Read morePublished on May 11, 2013 by Amazon Customer
She set out on a journey to test out ways to avoid sex with her husband, as a lark. The results were cute, sometimes hilarious, and occasionally they backfired. Read morePublished on April 27, 2013 by Sharon Delarose