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How to Beat Up Anybody: An Instructional and Inspirational Karate Book by the World Champion Paperback – October 5, 2010
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From the Back Cover
The most important book in karate history from the greatest martial artist: The World Champion Judah Friedlander.
Finally a Karate book that prepares you for real-life dangerous situations! This book includes chapters on how to beat up Bigfoot, how to beat up someone with one arm, how to beat up someone with three arms, and how to beat up someone on a unicycle. Plus how to beat up street gangs, attackers with weapons, ninjas, dinosaurs, and gangs of street ninjas with weapons riding on dinosaurs!
This book contains more than 500 photos! And lots of words! All guaranteeing that you'll learn how to beat up anybody!
The World Champion is the greatest athlete in the world, has sex with lots of women, and is a role model to children. For the first time you can now witness his training techniques. Buy this book before he beats you up!
About the Author
One of the country's top comedians, Judah Friedlander stars in NBC's Emmy Award-winning hit comedy 30 Rock and has appeared in more than 30 films. He lives in New York City, where he performs stand-up almost every night.
Top Customer Reviews
I am a serious student of the martial arts. I have studied a variety of deadly fighting styles on two continents. But after reading this book I realized my skills were akin to those of a drooling toddler attempting Tai Chi. Fortunately, Judah's instructions make everything crystal clear when it comes to using the magnificent gift that is the human body to maim and destroy people you don't like.
Five out of five stars. Martial Arts has a new name, and its initials are Judah Friedlander.
Immediately after reading the first sentence, my diarrhea was cured.
The rest of my movement was as firm as a day old baguette and as odorless as a bottle of water.
THANK YOU JUDAH!!!!!!!
So. Not everyone's cup of tea but at least you should be able to quickly tell if you will like it by using the "Look Inside" feature. If you like Friedlander's style of insane humour then you are in for a treat. The hyperbole used throughout this book is relentless and unforgivingly inexorable. It is quite a staggering achievement in single-minded humour.
It also features Bigfoots, men with various numbers of arms, ninjas, a spaceship, a time machine, recipes, levitation, clones, super-sensitive sentient knuckles, photos of topless strippers, resizing... and other weird things. I would bet it is relatively unique.
It should not take you more than a couple of hours to read. Much of the humour is in the many, many photographs.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
This book gets picked up more than any other on the coffee table. You are not complete without itPublished 6 months ago by iminluck
Great book, great author. Powerful Judah Friedlander. #JoeRoganExperiencePublished 8 months ago by Erick Argueta
This is ridiculous. Buy it for coffee table value alone. Always a laughPublished 10 months ago by Amazon Customer
It's for a select crowd and humor. Definitely stupid humor...which is why I bought it for my younger brother.Published 11 months ago by 1chelle13
Exactly what it sounds like. Detailed, thorough martial arts lessons. Good beginner, intermediate, and advanced karate book.Published 12 months ago by Jesse V.