- Paperback: 252 pages
- Publisher: iUniverse (July 24, 2000)
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 0595094724
- ISBN-13: 978-0595094721
- Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.6 x 9 inches
- Shipping Weight: 15.7 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
- Average Customer Review: 65 customer reviews
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #922,185 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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About the Author
Hiroyuki Nishigaki, a graduate of Osaka City University in 1963, resides in Japan. He was employed by the Kyodo News Agency until 1976. He is the author of four books in Japanese, including How to Attain Silent Knowledge, and the author of one book in English Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix.
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As just a taste of what this book includes: the first ~90 pages are literally just a copy-pasted forum chat where people are making fun of the author while the author drops by - completely unaware that he is the butt of the joke - and lands a few more gems for the forum crowd to rip apart.
Having been a student of bad grammar and compositional ineptitude since I first found the works of Pedro Carolino, I was compelled to read this book, and I was not disappointed. In this book you will find an appalling lack of respect for the English language, a zero coherence quotient and delicately turned phrases that would be impossible for a lesser astral being than Mr. Nishigaki. If you delight in all such inept manifestations you will love this book.
That isn't the only reason to be fond of the book, though. The entire premise of the book is absolutely ridiculous. Basically his premise boils down to this: the key to health, happiness, and a long life is to have six bowel movements a day, to dent your navel 100 times a day, and to constrict your anus 100 times a day, or in the words of Mr. Nishigaki: " Denting navel and constricting anus 100 times everyday is the most effective to make the fire burn from within." (It works for me!)
If you enjoy the truly outlandish, this is an excellent place to start.
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Executive Summary: Do not buy this book. It does not have enough comedy per page to justify its purchase.Read more