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How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt: The Perfect Husband Handbook Featuring Over 50 Foolproof Ways to Win, Woo & Wow Your Wife Paperback – April 26, 2005
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LADIES: At long last, a practical guide to help your man become the perfect husband. "How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt is your salvation, with simple, easy-for-a-guy-to-follow instructions on those little things you can never get him to do, such as:
- How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
- How to Stop Snoring
- How to Ask for Directions
- Plus, more than 50 other essential topics (even How to Dance at a Wedding)
It's a must-have guide that will finally convince him it's in his best interest to make you happy, no matter what it takes.
GUYS: Don't panic. It's not how perfect you are, it's how perfect she thinks you are. "How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt is your key to the castle. Imagine what she'll let you get away with if you master a few skills, such as:
- How to Appear Calm While She's Driving
- How to Apologize Convincingly
- How to Enjoy a Chick Flick
- Plus, more than 50 other essential topics (even How to Hide Your Porn)
"How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt includes countless tips and tricks for keeping you sane, keeping her happy, and keeping you both laughing.
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Top Customer Reviews
1.stare at other women
3.just want to make her think you are into her, instead of being genuine
4.more concerned with sports than your wife
I was expecting something funny yet not slimy, well i was wrong. i got a little funny and pretty slimy. o well, the book just went in the trash. I ordered another book too which is genuine.
One of the little chapters was " how to pretend to not look at other women" .... really?
Take a look at all the other reviews. The five stars are written quite immaturely by people who find lying and deception funny. The one stars seem to have much more depth and experience behind them. Be wise and follow after experience- you'll have much less heartache that way.
Personally, I prefer to have a genuine, honest, honorable, loving, respectful relationship with my wife.... rather than the phony, dishonest, dishonorable, fake, disrespectful marital relationship that Mr. Boreth advocates.
Buy this book if you need a foolproof way to speed through marriage straight to divorce. I wish I would've looked at the table of contents before I purchased this divorce manual based only on the witty cover; I like being married so this was a terrible waste of my money.
Too bad I'm forced to give it one star in order to post my review.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
This book comes under "Things you need to now as a human being" category aimed specifically at the male market, or for those brought up by Mommie Dearest, who did... Read morePublished 19 months ago by ladder day hippie
This book is disgusting. It might as well read:
"How To Be An Even Crappier Husband By Learning How To Be A Pro Liar, Cheat, & Fake!". Read more
"How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt" should be required reading for husbands, live-in boyfriends, etc. Read morePublished on June 12, 2013 by Martha Sherman