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How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt: The Perfect Husband Handbook Featuring Over 50 Foolproof Ways to Win, Woo & Wow Your Wife Paperback – April 26, 2005

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PERFECT HUSBANDS ARE MADE, NOT BORN
LADIES: At long last, a practical guide to help your man become the perfect husband. "How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt is your salvation, with simple, easy-for-a-guy-to-follow instructions on those little things you can never get him to do, such as:
- How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
- How to Stop Snoring
- How to Ask for Directions
- Plus, more than 50 other essential topics (even How to Dance at a Wedding)
It's a must-have guide that will finally convince him it's in his best interest to make you happy, no matter what it takes.
GUYS: Don't panic. It's not how perfect you are, it's how perfect she thinks you are. "How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt is your key to the castle. Imagine what she'll let you get away with if you master a few skills, such as:
- How to Appear Calm While She's Driving
- How to Apologize Convincingly
- How to Enjoy a Chick Flick
- Plus, more than 50 other essential topics (even How to Hide Your Porn)
"How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt includes countless tips and tricks for keeping you sane, keeping her happy, and keeping you both laughing.

About the Author

Craig Boreth is a perfect-husband-in-training who lives in Santa Monica, California, with his perfect wife.
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Three Rivers Press (April 26, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1400053625
  • ISBN-13: 978-1400053629
  • Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.5 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (30 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #394,939 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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This book has some funny stuff, but i only made it to page 70 something. I am not the husband who is more into drinking beer and watching sports than spending time with my family. This book is good for husbands who like to do the following

1.stare at other women
2.watch porn
3.just want to make her think you are into her, instead of being genuine
4.more concerned with sports than your wife

I was expecting something funny yet not slimy, well i was wrong. i got a little funny and pretty slimy. o well, the book just went in the trash. I ordered another book too which is genuine.

One of the little chapters was " how to pretend to not look at other women" .... really?
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Shameful, really. Women don't want a man who lies, hides things, says one thing while thinking another...this is a crap book and the men who follow its "advice" are just going to further damage their relationships by sinking deeper into laziness, crassness, and immaturity. Lying about anything will never ever help a relationship. Above all, women want honesty and loyalty- this book has none of that. I'd say leave it on the shelf at the library, but it really belongs in the trash for all it's worth.
Take a look at all the other reviews. The five stars are written quite immaturely by people who find lying and deception funny. The one stars seem to have much more depth and experience behind them. Be wise and follow after experience- you'll have much less heartache that way.
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Wow. Seriously? You think lying to your wife is the way to woo her? Maybe if you're trying to woo her into a divorce. Nothing sincerely woos a woman more than genuine emotional intimacy, which can not exist is a relationship in which a man is hiding his porn and looking at other women. One star might be too many.
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Where do I even begin to describe my disgust at this book? Why would I want a man who was pretending to be something he isn't. There should never be anything hidden in marriage…especially not porn or lust. Please don't read this if you really want a genuinely loving marriage.
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This book is horrible! "How to hide porn from your wife", "how to fake it in your relationship". I am appalled the someone would take the time to wrote a book training the man on how to fake a real relationship. Women don't want men to fake it. Women want a real relationship. With no hidden porn!
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How to Destroy Your Own Darn Life: The Dishonorable Husband Handbook Featuring Over 50 Foolproof Ways to Worry, Wither & Wreck Your Wife

Personally, I prefer to have a genuine, honest, honorable, loving, respectful relationship with my wife.... rather than the phony, dishonest, dishonorable, fake, disrespectful marital relationship that Mr. Boreth advocates.

Buy this book if you need a foolproof way to speed through marriage straight to divorce. I wish I would've looked at the table of contents before I purchased this divorce manual based only on the witty cover; I like being married so this was a terrible waste of my money.

Too bad I'm forced to give it one star in order to post my review.
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I hate that its about making your wife think you're an awesome husband not actually being an awesome husband. Hiding porn? Hiding anything in a relationship is destructive and porn kills love. Checking out other women without getting caught? Lust. Also destructive to a loving marriage.
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My husband picked up this book hoping to find ways to strengthen our marriage and be a better husband. We were both severely disappointed. With chapters such as "How to hide your porn" and "How to pretend not to look at other women" this book doesn't seem like it will be much of a self-help guide unless you want to know how to ruin your marriage the quickest. If you are interested in having a stellar, fulfilling, happy marriage, you would do well to look elsewhere, you won't find it with this advice.
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