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How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much Kindle Edition

by Richard Jacob (Author), Owen Thomas (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
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Dr. Richard Jacob holds a PhD in Asian Economic Psychology from East Somerville University, where he was an instructor until 2003. He lives in Sherman, Connecticut, where he runs an e-commerce consulting business out of a spare bedroom in his home. Rev. Owen Thomas is an ordained Catholic priest, counselor, and celebrated crime novel author. His acclaimed series of Frank Stryver thrillers has sold nearly 43,000 copies to date, and one of these novels (Megapsycho) was translated into Korean. He lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and Miami Beach.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00JNPF5BC
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Quirk Books (September 23, 2014)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 23, 2014
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3074 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 132 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ 1594743061
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    4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars 4,212 ratings

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Customers find the book humorous and entertaining. They find it informative and helpful, providing much-needed insight and advice. Many consider it a great gift and an excellent purchase. The book is described as creative, unique, and a good addition to the coffee table or bookshelf.

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131 customers mention "Humor"122 positive9 negative

Customers enjoy the book's humor. They find the title amusing and the book entertaining, providing joy and laughter. However, some readers feel the book is serious and genuine, with a self-help vibe.

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18 customers mention "Value for money"18 positive0 negative

Customers find the book a good value for money. They say it's worth buying, and they start laughing as soon as they open the box.

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Customers enjoy the book's value. They find it a fun addition to their bookshelf, perfect for reading on the coffee table, bar, or bathroom. It's also a good gag item and great for public reading.

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Customers enjoy the book's appearance. They find it creative, unique, and a great photo prop. The book looks exactly like the advertised product and is described as funny and clever.

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Customers appreciate the book's pacing. They find it helps them cope with issues, find peace, and assuage their concerns. The meditations are described as calming, soul-stirring, and satisfying. Overall, they describe the book as a warm and welcoming cathartic relief.

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This will be a gift but the book is good quality. Love the concept. Flipped through it a bit. Full of misc tongue in cheek random stuff about huge penises. The corner of the book came slightly damaged, which is disappointing considering it's a gift, but this was due to how Amazon packed the box (a box a bit too large for the contents so things flopped around a lot in post) and not a flaw due to manufacture.
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  • Christina Bowermaster
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great funny gift!
    Reviewed in the United States on January 18, 2024
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    My husband purchased this as a gag gift for his friend. It was a big hit. His wife doesnt allow it to be a coffee table book LOL but its sure is funny!! He loved it!
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    I was struggling with thoughts of suicide and depression, this book really helped me get back on my feet and find a wheel to live. It gave me the guidance and strength I needed.
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    5.0 out of 5 stars Fun to read together
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    Enjoyed reading this with my partner. Made both of us laugh.
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    They loved it, was hilarious!
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  • BamaLady
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    I bought this for my brother-in-law as a gag gift for Christmas. My sis hid it in his work truck so the young employees he picks up every day would find it. They did, laughed like hyenas, teased him to no end. Mission accomplished.
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  • Richard Tuggins
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    After being cursed with OMG I have struggled, but this book has helped me survive the daily struggle, and more how to live to the fullest. Clearly written by real doctors and professionals, this medical textbook is a must have. (Good coffee table book)
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  • david
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    I have been dealing with this condition ever since I can remember. the daily affirmations really help. I know a lot of people think this is funny, but as a man with a big penis I can tell you it can be very problematic and having this book has helped.
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    5.0 out of 5 stars This book saved my life
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    I feel much relief after reading this book, I'm not alone anymore, I can go on being happy once again with big penis. Thanks!
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  • Cherith Chan
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great gag gift for coworkers during Christmas
    Reviewed in Canada on May 11, 2024
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    Got this as a gag gift for a coworker during Christmas.

    The title itself is worth a laugh.... never read the book myself - but the title was well worth the laugh as they opened it in front of everyone!
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  • Daryl Hart
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    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 13, 2024
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    Bought as a joke to read on a train journey. Turned a few heads. A good little read however!
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  • Hannah
    5.0 out of 5 stars Klasse
    Reviewed in Germany on February 9, 2024
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    Kam super beim Beschenkten an! Der Inhalt ist sehr unterhaltsam. Top zum Verschenken 👍
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    5.0 out of 5 stars Pour un cadeau original
    Reviewed in France on October 2, 2020
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    Petit livre sympa à offrir 😁 et surtout à exposer sur une bibliothèque
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