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How to Seduce a White Boy in Ten Easy Steps Paperback – March 15, 2011
From fierce and funny sexual fantasies to cutting observations of interracial dynamics, How to Seduce a White Boy in Ten Easy Steps asks us to fully consider what it is to be human in an age of fragmentation and double meanings. There are no easy answers here: the voice of the liberated woman rings clearly as a man-eater in one moment and shudders under the weight of lost love in the next. Laura Yes Yes skillfully navigates the trauma of being the Other while acknowledging the absurdity of our perceptions of race. With precise craft and breathtaking imagery, How to Seduce a White Boy blooms as a ferocious celebration of life.
- Print length120 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherWrite Bloody Publishing
- Publication dateMarch 15, 2011
- Dimensions5.5 x 0.25 x 8.5 inches
- ISBN-101935904167
- ISBN-13978-1935904168
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She is bawdy, brilliant, and subversive in her wit." -- Sonya Renee Taylor, international award-winning poet and activist
"At a time when the formulaic is rewarded and the superficial revered, Laura Yes Yes is winning over audiences across the country the old-fashioned way- with hard writing, tireless editing, imaginative concepts, and uncompromisingly honest presentation."
-- Jared Paul, poet/musician/activist
About the Author
Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
by Laura Yes-Yes
Sometimes I'm a black. Not everyone realizes
blackness has to be conferred upon you
again and again. It's like getting your nails done.
Or being pantsed. People assume I'm cool.
They also sometimes open car doors for me,
when I'm a woman.
Many of my boyfriends have been black.
Most of my boyfriends have been white.
This is perverted. My parents are perverts.
My siblings are vanilla,
except they are black. They teach me slang words
so I am less embarrassing around their friends.
Sometimes I wonder how black my friends are
when I'm not looking.
The whites are growing bigger asses;
I buy pants off the rack now. Progress is possible.
Look how much poem I've made
without mentioning lynching.
Say it loud.
Product details
- Publisher : Write Bloody Publishing (March 15, 2011)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 120 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1935904167
- ISBN-13 : 978-1935904168
- Item Weight : 4.2 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.5 x 0.25 x 8.5 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #4,539,994 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #6,374 in Poetry Anthologies (Books)
- #23,144 in American Poetry (Books)
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About the author

Laura is an MFA candidate at Warren Wilson College. She is a Callaloo and Cave Canem fellow, assistant editor for Muzzle Magazine, and co-curator of Real Talk Live, Chicago's most raucous variety show. She tours internationally performing her poetry, and leading workshops on writing, performing, feminism, and empowerment. She has competed in many national competitions, notably as a finalist in 2010′s Women of the World Poetry Slam. Her first book, How to Seduce a White Boy in Ten Easy Steps, was nominated for a National Book Award by Write Bloody Publishing.
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THIS BOOK IS DIFFERENT!
Laura writes with thoughtfulness so as not to lose the reader in overblown language, but also with passion so to keep you reading. The subject matter is relevant and current, covering issues of, love, sex, rejection, politics and reflection. This the answers aren't always pretty, "Be nice to his family. Pretend not to notice the way their house smells. Pretend to like their food. Mimic their barbaric customs at the dinner table." Probably my favorite feature about this book is what I like to call "replay value"; that means every time I read it, I experience it differently. In the end you feel like you've experienced something, touched another soul. That's because you have.
However, where she invents forms she absolutely knocks it out of the park. "Octopussy: The Playboy Interview" is just one of many zingy, sharp, smart poems that have as much content in their organization as in their text. These pieces raise the bar for every poet writing today and in years to come.
"How to Seduce a White Boy" was, in a word, there for me. It dealt with love and loss in a way I had never encountered-- with a smart and cheeky charm. It funneled my vision into a new way of seeing. It was a re-imagination of what it means to be human, dependent on others, always in some inexplicable stage of embrace or departure, never alone. . .
Whimsical in its exploration of the undercover corners of the human condition, it did for me what the best poetry always has: it answered questions about myself I never new to ask.
As a result, I have regained my material wealth (and then some), my unicorn is the proud parent of a newborn chimera, and my lady still lives far away but we enjoy frequently and lengthy phone calls, full of longing and sweet sweet lies.
Often, one of two unfortunate scenarios comes up in poetry- either the author shies away from fraught issues of politics/gender/etc, focusing exclusively on the aesthetics of language, or on the other end of the spectrum, abandons craft and/or thoughtfulness in the quest to broadcast some serious, indignant message. In Laura Yes Yes's lovely book, the poet struggles through difficult topics by way of explicit engagement with the mechanics and history of her chosen form. She has a refreshing awareness of her context that she uses to dig deeply into her chosen material. By turns playful, incisive and heartbreakingly vulnerable, Yes Yes leads the reader on an engaging exploration of sexuality, race and, perhaps most excitingly, her own sinuous mind. Just lovely.


