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How to Speak Wookiee: A Manual for Intergalactic Communication (Star Wars) Hardcover – August 31, 2011
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"Guaranteed to be hours of fun for you and/or your kid"- Neatorama
About the Author
JAKe was born in Hull, England, but was raised by Wookiees from a young age. He speaks the Wookiee language fluently, but with a strong northern accent. He now lives and works in London, and would never use a cheap Jedi mind-trick to make you visit jake-art.com
Top Customer Reviews
For the next two weeks I was obsessed with it. He tried to hide it from me all over the house but I found it. Oh, I found it.
The first time I did, I laid in wait for my cat to get close and pressed one of the buttons just to see if he understood Wookiee. He didn't...I still have the faint scratch lines to prove it. Needless to say, the book was re-hidden while I was preoccupied with pouring peroxide into my flesh wounds.
The next time I found it I taunted my fiance by pushing ALL THE BUTTONS while sprinting away from him and cackling like a mad woman as he tried to reclaim it from me. Yeah, he's faster than I am. Also, I'm ticklish and was forced to abandon it due to his threats of making me piss myself.
The final time I found it I answered the phone with it. FYI, best way to deal with solicitors EVAAAAAAAR.
"Good evening Ms. Litchick. I was wondering if you've ev-"
"I'm sorry, do I have the right number? I'm trying to reach a Ms-"
What the hell do you say to that? Nothing, that's right.
If you're a Stars Wars fan, you should own this. And you better be a Star Wars fan because who hates Star Wars? You know who, Trekkies.
You don't wanna be those people do you? No, no you don't. Tell those Trekkies to suck it.
Oh and FYI, I just got my very own copy of this in the mail. Let the endless hilarity begin!
SUCK IT TREKKIES!!!
When I found this book, I knew it would be a perfect book for him. So cute and hilarious. I love the different sound bytes and the explanations for each.
(PS I saw that they are selling this book at Target now)
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Great gift for any starwars lover! Hilarious! Press buttons to hear the wookiee language....teach yourself! great office desk item or even coffee table book! High Quality pages!Published 23 days ago by jessibel205
Hilarious for parents - my 5 yo niece didn't like that all the wookie sounds were the samePublished 2 months ago by Amber M Schwed
huuguughghg huurh raaaaaahhgh huuguughghg uggguh wuuh raaaaaahhgh uughguughhhghghghhhgh huuguughghg uughguughhhghghghhhgh A++Published 3 months ago by H McGee
Great fun. It is a childs book, the ones where you can press a button and here the words. Such a great idea. Now we need a more serious one for the adult fans.Published 6 months ago by btrtap
My niece loves this book! She just turned 1 and she carries it around with her and plays with it every day.Published 7 months ago by PTAaron