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How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People: By Using the Secret of Positive Thinking to Think and Grow Rich! (Self-Help Parody) by [Ronnie Champ]
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Are you a total LOSER? Are you tired of watching studs like me make out with YO MAMA? Are you ready to be transformed into a DOMINATING man, like me, with a bank account full of riches and a stable full of bitches? Then you need to check out my latest book, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People: Use the Secret of Positive Thinking to Think and Grow Rich (Self-Help Satire).

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If Ignatius Reilly (from Confederacy of Dunces) and Matt Foley (Chris Farley's SNL character) got together and co-wrote a self-help parody, it would be something like this hilarious book by Ronnie Champ. Are you a complete loser with no self-esteem? Do you want to learn the"secret" that will turn the Universe into your personal genie, so that you can get all the lucky breaks? Do you want to master the seven habits of highly dominant people, so that you can get everyone around you to do your bidding? If so, this funny satire is definitely for you. Apply the wisdom from this book to your life, and you will be transformed into the smug and selfish jerk you've always wanted to be.

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