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Illegal Aliens

2.9 out of 5 stars 34 customer reviews

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You thought they were from another planet... you were right! "Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men in Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these ILLEGAL ALIENS are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, lowbrow spoofs, and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic b-movie genre... how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? ILLEGAL ALIENS pokes fun at today's Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called "bad movies" we all love to hate! The film stars Anna Nicole Smith (The Anna Nicole Show, Be Cool, Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult) as Lucy, Joanie Laurer (The Surreal Life, former WWE wrestler "Chyna") as Rex, Lenise Sor‚n (Eve, Nightmare), and Gladys Jimenez (TV's Tremors, The Bold and the Beautiful, The Young and the Restless) as Drew. Also starring are Patrick Burleigh (American Heiress, Days of Our Lives), Dennis Lemoine (Zombie Town, The Wayfarers), Mark 'Woody' Keppel (Icebreaker, Radical Jack), Michael J. Valentine (Pressure Point, Diamond Run), introducing Kevin McGuire and Kevin McGuire. The film was produced by Anna Nicole Smith, Kevin Rapf, Zorinah Juan (Zombie Town), Mary Beth French (Arachnia, Zombie Town), and associate produced by Daniel Smith.

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Product Details

  • Actors: Lenise Sorén, Gladise Jiminez, Anna Nicole Smith, Chyna, Kevin McGuire
  • Directors: David Giancola
  • Writers: David Giancola, Ben Coello
  • Producers: Anna Nicole Smith, David Giancola, A.F. Grant, Chuck Harding, Daniel Smith
  • Format: Color, Full Screen, NTSC, Subtitled
  • Language: English
  • Subtitles: Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated:
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    Restricted
  • Studio: Mti Home Video
  • DVD Release Date: May 1, 2007
  • Run Time: 96 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 2.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (34 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B000NJLLUG
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #51,112 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Illegal Aliens" on IMDb

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By R. Duval on July 28, 2015
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Well yeah, it was supposed to be bad, and it succeeded. I watched another Anna Nicole documentary that led me to make the major investment of $.01 plus $3.99 S&H. I had known what the director was going for and what a pain in the ass Anna had been, but seriously, she is wearing nylons up to her neck! Fat Anna had obviously left residual skin (which as a fat person who has lost weight - I understand!), but you can't play "Trim Spa Baby" with nylons from your feet up to your neck!!! Especially with more talented and beautiful co-stars.
I know you don't speak ill of the dead and I am a huge fan of Anna Nicole Smith. This movie, as her last piece of "work" doesn't do her any favors. But we'll always remember her as being more successful than her co-star as we are watching "Backdoor to Chyna." Dr. Drew has a 911 and without a film crew - he isn't answering!! Shocker - NOT!
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I actually really like this movie as see a lot of people hate not it but it's like "Grindhouse", the film is a parody of the movies and of a certain type of the movies it's also referencing and making fun of mainly Charlie's Angels a lot of people seem to not get that in the reviews I see on here. The main characters are named Lucy drew and Cameron like the cast of Charlie's Angels Lucy Liu, drew Barrymore, and Cameron Diaz. The cast of Charlie's Angels and then you have the men in black theme of the movie because I hate the reviews for a learners by the movie is funny and really worth checking out I see a lot of coffees on here for about 5 and or less so if you're checking it out buy cheap copy. I really think if you're in the cool man or not you'll enjoy it it's funny. Because anybody that was born in the late eighty's on will get in please 1 of the references and will appreciate the humor that is in it. being disabled enough enough to make you happy enough to take your mind off of pain meaning physical, is it good laugh and that's what this will give you I'm not saying its intelligenceis overwhelming in the lot because it's not. I'm just saying it's a funny and dirty comedy for men and women, and the average nerd or two
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I was curious to see this movie after watching the documentary about its being made; "Addicted to Fame".
My expectations were not high but I thought it might be some silly b-movie fun, with some satire as a bonus.
Turns out it's just a painfully poor attempt at the above mentioned.
In this case the problem is the writing.

All the low-budget elements (including the acting) could have served as elements of satire, but without competent writing, it all just comes together poorly.
I you want to be purposely stupid, a degree of cleverness is required.
"Illegal Aliens" ends up having all the panache of a porno trying to be funny - without the sex or nudity.
As I said in the review title - no entertainment value.
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I wanted to see this movie since I'd seen a documentary about it's production and the problems of distribution when Anna Nicole died. I didn't expect much, but it was much worse than I expected. I congratulate you if you can sit through the whole thing without bailing out. I hear the director and driving force behind the film left the movie business after this experience. I'm not surprised, and wish him the best of luck in his new career. I'm sure he has "battle scars" from this effort.
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This film is an excellent triumph for Anna Nicole Smith that left me astounded by her brilliance. It is not a piece of crap or something that is "so bad its good" as the filmmaker may have tried to market it (and seemingly failed so far as I know). Certain parts of the movie and the making of are all geared towards a kind of a fake tension about what it was like to work on the movie. That might have been nice if Anna were still alive to move along with the joke (as it is still going) but since then there have been one or more entities trying to capitalize on the tragedy of her early demise and act like she was hard to work with or a number of other things that I didn't like hearing from the interviews where everyone was playing their offscreen/onscreen roles (which is a theme that repeats itself throughout the movie). I was very well pleased, I just disagree with the tone of the promotional style and documentary bonuses. This dvd has great extras, by the way, I think its real tragic if no one is watching this film. Every one is great.
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well it is cool to see anna in her last project and she does show some signs as a funny/serious actress unlike her other movies this movie is fun but does lack a real script it is a must for any anna fan though
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I have to be fair. This was not ever presented as Oscar Worthy in any way shape or form. And it didn't lie. Knowing all we know now about her and her life, you really have to look at this in a different light. It's funny in places, dumb in places. Sort of like Anna herself was. It's worth what I paid for it; but then of course I bought it dirt cheap second hand.
The plot isn't memorable. Don't think it was supposed to be. The outtakes are funny. She had good timing. And she knew how to play to the camera. The truth is, when she was on the screen, you have problems remembering anyone else is in the shot. If you like Anna, go for it. If she isn't your cup of tea, don't bother. You won't find much in it as far as plot. But it's Anna.
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