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Graham Johnson is an investigative journalist and author of the highly acclaimed true crime titles Druglord and Powder Wars (both published by Mainstream).
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 80 pages
  • Publisher: TarcherPerigee (February 1, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0399536493
  • ISBN-13: 978-0399536496
  • Product Dimensions: 5.4 x 0.2 x 7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (265 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #18,807 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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By Angela Cardoso on May 17, 2013
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The title of this book was very deceptive. I found each image to be uniquely arousing.

I don't know what they are talking about because I masturbated easily to every page of this book.
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I got this as a housewarming gift for one of my friends. I find delight in random coffee table books and this one doesn't disappoint. The theme of "images you should not masturbate to" is pretty wide, so it's a good book to flip open to a random image for a chuckle.

I do feel that the title is a challenge. This book is daring you to go for a little self-lovin' to a picture that should technically make you slightly uncomfortable for doing so because it has clearly been labeled a no-no by this book.

I suppose this could be a downside. I mean, what if you buy this book for someone who is totally into crab claws pinching fingers? Then you've just given someone a gift that's going to make them feel kinda lame about their weird sexual preferences.
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Mind over matter on this one guys, if you're really determined, you can accomplish anything. if you can see it, you can achieve it. Funny book, not for reading in jail.
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Directions unclear, got paper cuts on my dick. Would not recommend.
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5/5. Don't tell me how to live my life.
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I love a challenge but this book is the ultimate. You start masturbating to the old man with the axe chopping ice - easy. However by half way through most of the pages are stuck together and it gets harder and harder.... Highly reerected.
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I own an extensive collection of pornographical books and videos and I am proud to say it is the only genre I read. Despite what the title says about the book being loaded with images that you shouldn't masturbate to, I bought it anyways to see how the rest of the world lives through reading a single page without the aide of some good old self love. Much to my surprise, I found that this book is actually one of the kinkiest collections of pornography I have ever laid eyes on. Just look at that man on the cover for example. One of my (many) fetishes happens to be naked old men chopping through ice with axes. Imagine my surprise when I saw that the cover of this very book caters to this specific taste. Thank you so much to authors Johnson and Hibbert for this amazing book.
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At least 20 words cannot describe the surprise that confronts viewer when the images chosen by the authors stirs the creative juices within. Gosh.
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