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Ethan Jarlewski and five co-workers whose surnames begin with "J" are bureaucratically marooned in jPod, a no-escape architectural limbo on the fringes of a massive Vancouver game design company. The jPodders wage daily battle against the demands of a boneheaded marketing staff, who daily torture employees with idiotic changes to already idiotic games. Meanwhile, Ethan's personal life is shaped (or twisted) by phenomena as disparate as Hollywood, marijuana grow-ops, people-smuggling, ballroom dancing, and the rise of China. JPod's universe is amoral, shameless, and dizzyingly fast-paced like our own.
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherBloomsbury USA
- Publication dateDecember 10, 2008
- File size18151 KB
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“That asshole.”
“Who does he think he is?”
“Come on, guys, focus. We’ve got a major problem on our hands.”
The six of us were silent, but for our footsteps. The main corridor’s muted plasma TVs blipped out the news and sports, while co-workers in long-sleeved blue and black T-shirts oompah-loompahed in and out of laminate-access doors, elevated walkways, staircases and elevators, their missions inscrutable and squirrelly. It was a rare sunny day. Freakishly articulated sunbeams highlighted specks of mica in the hallway’s designer granite. They looked like randomized particle events.
Mark said, “I can’t even think about what just happened in there.”
John Doe said, “I’d like to do whatever it is people statistically do when confronted by a jolt of large and bad news.”
I suggested he ingest five milligrams of Valium and three shots of hard liquor or four glasses of domestic wine.
“Really?”
“Don’t ask me, John. Google it.”
“And so I shall.”
Cowboy had a jones for cough syrup, while Bree fished through one of her many pink vinyl Japanese handbags for lip gloss – phase one of her well-established pattern of pursuing sexual conquest to silence her inner pain.
The only quiet member of our group of six was Kaitlin, new to our work area as of the day before. She was walking with us mostly because she didn’t yet know how to get from the meeting room to our cubicles. We’re not sure if Kaitlin is boring or if she’s resistant to bonding, but then again none of us have really cranked up our charm.
We passed Warren from the motion capture studio. “Yo! jPodsters! A turtle! All right!” He flashed a thumbs-up.
“Thank you, Warren. We can all feel the love in the room.”
Clearly, via the gift of text messaging, Warren and pretty much everyone in the company now knew of our plight, which is this: during today’s marketing meeting we learned we now have to retroactively insert a charismatic cuddly turtle character into our skateboard game, which is already nearly one-third of the way through its production cycle. Yes, you read that correctly, a turtle character–in a skateboard game.
The three-hour meeting had taken place in a two-hundred-seat room nicknamed the air-conditioned rectum. I tried to make the event go faster by pretending to have superpower vision: I could see the carbon dioxide pumping in and out of everyone’s nose and mouth – it was purple. It made me think of that urban legend about the chemical they put in swimming pools that reveals when somebody pees. Then I wondered if Leonardo da Vinci had ever inhaled any of the oxygen molecules I was breathing, or if he ever had to sit through a marketing meeting. What would that have been like? “Leo, thanks for your input, but our studies indicate that when they see Lisa smile, they want a sexy, flirty smile, not that grim little slit she has now. Also, I don’t know what that closet case Michelangelo is thinking with that naked David guy, but Jesus, clamp a diaper onto him pronto. Next item on the agenda: Perspective – Passing Fad or Opportunity to Win? But first, Katie here is going to tell us about this Friday’s Jeans Day, to be followed by a ten-minute muffin break.”
But the word “turtle” pulled me out of my reverie, uttered by Fearless Leader–our new head of marketing, Steve. I put up my hand and quite reasonably asked, “Sorry, Steve, did you say a turtle?”
Christine, a senior development director, said, “No need to be sarcastic, Ethan. Steve here took Toblerone chocolate and turned it around inside of two years.”
“No,” Steve protested. “I appreciate an open dialogue. All I’m really saying is that, at home, my son, Carter, plays SimQuest4 and can’t get enough of its turtle character, and if my Carter likes turtle characters, then a turtle character is a winner, and thus, this skateboard game needs a turtle.”
John Doe BlackBerried me: I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS
And so the order was issued to make our new turtle character “accessible” and “fun” and the buzzword is so horrible I have to spell it out in ASCII: “{101, 100, 103, 121}”
• • •
Back in our cubicle pod, the six of us fizzled away from each other like ginger ale bubbles. I had eighteen new emails and one phone message, my mother: “Dear, could you give me a call? I really need to speak with you–it’s an emergency.”
An emergency? I phoned her cell right away. “Mom, what’s up? What’s wrong?”
“Ethan, are you at work right now?”
“Where else would I be?”
“I’m at SuperValu. Let me call you back from a pay phone.”
The line went dead. I picked it up when it rang.
“Mom, you said this was an emergency.”
“It is, dear. Ethan, honey, I need you to help me.”
“I just got out of the Worst Meeting Ever. What’s going on?”
“I suppose I’d better just tell you flat out.”
“Tell me what?”
“Ethan, I killed a biker.”
“You killed a biker?”
“Well, I didn’t mean to.”
“Mom, how the hell did you manage to kill a biker?”
“Ethan, just come home right now. I’ll be there in twenty minutes.”
“Why doesn’t Dad help?”
“He’s on a shoot today. He might get a speaking part.”
She hung up.
• • •
On my way out of the office, I passed a world-building team, standing in a semicircle, staring at a large German-made knife on a desktop.
“What’s up?” I asked.
“It’s the knife we’re using to cut Aidan’s birthday cake,” a friend, Josh, replied.
I looked more closely at the knife: it was clownishly big. “Okay, it’s hard-core Itchy & Scratchy – but so what?”
“We’re having a contest – we’re trying to see if there’s any way to hold a knife and walk across a room and not look psycho."
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“Coupland is possibly the most gifted exegete of North American mass culture writing today…. JPod is without a doubt his strongest, best-observed novel since Microserfs.”
–The Guardian (UK)
“Coupland explores the landscape of our rapidly globalizing culture like a tourist armed with a digital camera and a limitless memory card, taking snapshots of everything that catches his eye.”
–The Vancouver Sun
“A first-rate novelist and observer of the contemporary scene.”
–National Post
“[Coupland has] given us a rollicking good, larger-than-life read.”
–Ottawa Citizen
“[Coupland] once again nails the zeitgeist of the age…. The best thing about JPod is its characteristic good writing … and its dark, unflagging wit.”
–Calgary Sun
“Coupland is an accomplished and talented writer whose books are perennial bestsellers.”
–Quill & Quire
“[JPod] is a work in which his familiar misgivings about life on the technological cusp are again invoked, but also one in which the skills he’s been developing as a novelist pay off, where his satirical streak and his social consciousness finally stop fooling around with each other and settle down together…. JPod is a sleek and necessary device: the finely tuned output of an author whose obsolescence is thankfully years away.”
–The New York Times Book Review
“JPod is a seriously funny book,…a rolling thunder of sustained comedy, first page to last, as it ends up, and skewers the shamelessness and amorality that define our era…. Coupland’s timing is impeccable: JPod is the right book at the right time.”
–The Globe and Mail
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- ASIN : B002UM5C04
- Publisher : Bloomsbury USA; 1st edition (December 10, 2008)
- Publication date : December 10, 2008
- Language : English
- File size : 18151 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
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- Print length : 580 pages
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About the author

Since 1991 Coupland has written thirteen novels published in most languages. He has written and performed for England’s Royal Shakespeare Company and is a columnist for The Financial Times of London. He is a frequent contributor to The New York Times, e-flux, DIS and Vice. In 2000 Coupland amplified his visual art production and has recently had two separate museum retrospectives, Everything is Anything is Anywhere is Everywhere at the Vancouver Art Gallery, The Royal Ontario Museum and the Museum of Contemporary Canadian Art, and Bit Rot at the Witte de With Center for Contemporary Art in Rotterdam, and Villa Stücke in Munich this fall. In 2015 and 2016 Coupland was artist in residence in the Paris Google Cultural Institute. Coupland is a member of the Royal Canadian Academy, an Officer of the Order of Canada, a Officer of the Order of British Columbia and is a Chevlier de l'Order des Arts et des Lettres.
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i do understand some people's abhorrance to inserting onself into one's novel, but the douglas coupland *in* the novel is five-star jerk off. had coupland the author made coupland the character some winning, all-around-good-guy dood, that would have been repulsive. some of the character's are, granted, a bit overdrawn and exaggerated (freedome, kam, steve, evil mark, bree, etc), but couplands endows them with enough fallability and imperfection that rise about the cliched 'quirky and offbeat' characters that pollute so many novels. and since i work in a programming department, i got a kick out of the jpod crew. by and large coupland nails techie and geek culture to the t. i laughed out loud several times.
the novel's denouement is something of a let down, but i think this is entirely the point. it would have been relatively easy to wind it up nicely and neatly as he often does. this is where coupland's cynicism comes shining through: in some ways it does come off as a contractual obligation book and i can't help but think it's a subtle jab at his publisher and his readers. some may find this off-putting. i, on the other, found it completely hilarious. too many authors take their 'art' way too seriously. coupland, however, seems to have a different view. why else would he insert twenty pages of prime numbers? lighten up, people. take a joke. coupland's 'plot' in 'jpod' is merely the vehicle for his cynicism and sense of humor. don't take it too seriously. just go with it. enjoy it.
After the obvious lag that was apparent in Eleanor Rigby, Coupland is back to his usual satiric, witty self.
Jpod follows the life of Ethan Jarlewski, a video game programmer that works with other colorful individuals in a cubicle farm they call "Jpod". There's not much of a linear plot to speak of. The story mainly jumps around between Ethan's involvement in his Mom's pot dealing escapades, his Dad's zest for trying for a speaking part in a movie by over-exerting himself as a lowly extra, and his brother's involvement with a Chinese people-smuggler named Kam Fong. All the stories interweave, and mixing the different stories together produces some outrageous exploits that are fun reading.
Coupland does insert himself as a character in the book, which I was worried about because it sounded unwarranted and pretentious. However, he played it out well, and only once did it feel forced. I saw a Coupland reading not too long ago in Austin, and he described his character in the book as an "evil, slick, James Bond version of himself". This characterization is pretty accurate and is why this portion works out the way it does.
Coupland inserts many examples of "text art" in the book. On one page there is nothing but the words "ramen noodles" over and over. Another is about 30 pages of random numbers. Others are random buzz words of our modern culture. At first this text art can seem unnerving, but once you realize that their purpose is to conjure images in your head to create a setting in time, you start to appreciate and even enjoy them.
All in all, JPod was a very enjoyable read. Without providing any spoilers, I will say that it was an accurate portrayal of our technology and efficiency obsessed culture. It is not preachy but written with a love for who we are. It was a relevant update from 1992's Microserfs.
First of all, if you liked Microserfs, you will like JPod. If you haven't read Microserfs...it's not entirely necessary to do so before reading JPod, but I would recommend it, if nothing else than for getting the full effect.
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The story isn't in a huge amount of depth, and focuses on minute aspects of day to day life such as finding in `O' in 20 pages of random numbers, and the main characters relationships with his colleagues, his weed growing mother, ballroom dancing rather and people smuggling Chinese housemate.
The one downside of the book for me was the author placing himself into the story. In my eyes it wasn't needed and could as easily have worked as another character.
I'm finding it quite hard to review this book because it's quite unlike what I normally read, and I cannot easily explain why I enjoyed it. It's a combination of everyday life and the weirdness of the workplace. The best thing would be for you to read it and make you own mind up. Some people will love it and others hate it.

It is very similar in many ways to Microserfs in style and characters except that in this work the characters are simply 1 dimensional projections of their equivalents in Microserfs, projected onto a ridiculous plot that involves a version of Coupland himself, for no obvious reason.
Having said that, once you get over the fact it's going nothing to do with Microserfs, and managed to cope with annoyance that much of the stylistic brilliance you loved in Microserfs is in here simply regurgitated and cheapened it is quite an amusing read and whilst I may not actually recommend it I wouldn't caution people not to read it.

I don't know if Coupland includes himself in the narrative of his other books, but I found his appearance in jPod rather cheesy and, again, unnecessary. I believe the story would have been at least unaffected, at most enhanced, by replacing Coupland (or his evil twin persona, whatever) with another character playing the exact same role. I found his self-inclusion an indulgence, but maybe I missed some nuance or finer point he was trying to make here.
Having read jPod after seeing the excellent TV series, I was disappointed. If I'd read the book first, I probably wouldn't have bothered with the TV show - and that would have been a damn shame.

