Jersey Shore Shark Attack [Blu-ray]
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Spoofs include hunting sharks with Roman candles and M-80s. Typical shark movie criticisms include deep water sharks in shallow water and people seen standing in water in one scene are shown treading water from underneath. Cameo appearance by Joey Fatone, who I discovered is his real name and not a gag name (Fat one) although one can't help but think that in this film.
Enjoyable Snooki spoof. I don't watch "Jersey Shore" and don't know of anyone who admits to it, but everyone knows Snooki. I am sure "Jersey Shore" fans will have more to howl about in this film.
PARENTAL GUIDE: No f-bombs, sex, or nudity. Implied sex with couple in bed on morning after. Lame wet t-shirt contest with contestants wearing bikini tops under shirts...I mean where's the point? 4 stars for those who like bad campy films.
1 1/2 Stars For Everyone Else
If the very idea of combining Jersey Shore with the monster mayhem of a traditional SyFy movie doesn't appeal to you instantly, then I doubt you will enjoy anything about "Jersey Shore Shark Attack." But let's face it, there are those of us who live for these silly creations! And the idea behind this picture is truly inspired. With an appealing cast taking on skewed representations of the real life personages of the famed MTV series (Nooki and The Complication are two character names), I wanted so badly for this to be a home run. There are many flashes of comic genius, but there are also stretches of sheer dullness as well. It's this uneven tone that disappoints, as if the screenwriter wasn't fully committed to making this as lunatic as it needed to be.
Make no mistake, this is a horrendously bad movie. It was made to be so. The question, though, must be whether or not it is fun. Strangely, while this ticks many of the boxes that would make it a ridiculous camp classic, the weakest element is the actual plot. Anytime the action involves anyone other than the young Jersey Shore heroes, the movie all but grinds to a halt. No offense to the name actors who show up for a paycheck (Paul Sorvino, William Atherton, Jack Scalia), but they add very little to the actual movie. Don't try to explain town economics, real estate development, or cultural prejudices--just bring on the foam sharks and the bad impressions! My delight stems more from the Jersey Shore satire and painful special effects than for any creativity in plotting this creature feature.Read more ›
Plot: Jersey Shore, a wild place for spring breakers and locals to enjoy.... But when an oil rig disturbs a sleeping ground (or something) for albino sharks with glowing red eyes, the bloodbath will begin and it'll be up to the mocks of the jersey shore characters to save the day!
Review: In my opinion I thought that if they had done a movie where the first half or at least first quarter could've taken place in 1916 with the real jersey shore shark attacks it would've been a bit better even if it were to be a bit long, but I guess the makers of this movie (which included Fred Olen Ray, Director of Super Shark, Dire Wolf, and hell even Silent Venom) saw 12 Days of Terror and thought well, guess it is time to move onto the jersey Shore Cast.... And don't get me wrong, I like Fred Olen Rays Movies, most of the time but Jersey Shore Shark Attack was so over the top.... I mean yeah it was stupid with annoying characters but there are two ways you can make a movie's plot when its title is Jersey Shore Shark Attack, you can make it serious like 12 Days of Terror, or you can make basically a fun mockery of other shark flicks and throw in the Jersey Shores Cast.Read more ›
Dumbest scene in this movie, a guy has to rescue his girlfriend because she's too stupid to unbuckle her own shoe!
I'm assuming this was meant to be a comedy (?). If so.............why didn't they think to hire comedy writers?
Most Recent Customer Reviews
This was a truly amazing bad movie. The CGI sharks were amazingly unbelievable. The story line is that a swarm of killer sharks is at the jersey shore, aggressively killing... Read morePublished 1 month ago by Sara E. Mcmanus
Cute movie. Loved some of the remarks made at unexpected times and the Jersey shores slang.Published 11 months ago by Rannah Perryman
This video is really over the top. The acting is so bad it is great. Love it!!!Published 11 months ago by Deborah Burke
this movie is soooooooooooo horribly bad that we *HAD* to buy it. this is an absolutely must-have for any aficionado of B films involving ethnic stereotypes, NJ shore insanity,... Read morePublished 12 months ago by julieann
Such a sleeper hit. THis movie is so bad its good. If you are looking for straight horror, it might not be exactly what you arelooking for. Read morePublished 12 months ago by Gwen
a total cheese fest but I love campy shark flicks and this one is REALLY cheesy.Published 12 months ago by Alex