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Jesus is like my Scanning Electron Microscope: (a scientist looks at his relationship with the Creator) Paperback – March 20, 2008
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- Print length70 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisheriUniverse
- Publication dateMarch 20, 2008
- Dimensions6 x 0.18 x 9 inches
- ISBN-100595492983
- ISBN-13978-0595492985
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- Publisher : iUniverse (March 20, 2008)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 70 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0595492983
- ISBN-13 : 978-0595492985
- Item Weight : 4.2 ounces
- Dimensions : 6 x 0.18 x 9 inches
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- #208 in Electron Microscopes & Microscopy (Books)
- #145,892 in Religious Literature & Fiction
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Here's another odd quirk, from the Acknowledgements page: "The author greatly acknowledges the assistance of the anonymous reviewers of this manuscript." This is a bit odd. Is the author of the impression that this is a peer-reviewed scientific work? It most assuredly is not.
This book is a personal testimonial from Armitage, and a shallow comparison of the practice of electron microscopy to his Christian religion. It is rather short. Amazon lists it at 72 pages, but that apparently includes the table of contents, title page, list of illustrations, preface, etc. Not counting that stuff, there are 49 numbered pages. The testimonial and narrative are finished by page 21, with the remainder of the book taken up by micrographs which the author found interesting. There are many photos even in the first half of the book. I was able to read the entire volume cover to cover in an hour.
The book does not contain much science. Brief descriptions are included of how to prepare samples for electron microscopy, with dehydration, fixing and metal staining or coating, (which are used as metaphors for Christianity) but nowhere are the principles of either light or electron microscopy explained. Photos chosen for inclusion seem to have been selected on the basis of visual interest, with no attempt to explain their scientific value. The author appears to be a Creationist (his bio mentions involvement with Creation Research organizations, and he refers repeatedly to a "Creator" and to the literal truth of contents of Genesis), but in this work he does not attempt to make a scientific case for his Creationism.
The theology in the book is also rather shallow. Jesus Christ is repeatedly referred to as the "Creator," even though the act of Creation is generally credited to Y-hw-h, aka God the Father, by other Christians. Armitage appears to draw no distinction between God the Father and his Son Jesus Christ anywhere in this book. On page 10 we read that, "Because He (Jesus) is Holy, He can have no fellowship with a sinful being like you or me." This doesn't make any sense to me. Why wouldn't a perfect being who is now above temptation be able to share fellowship with anyone, including sinners? It's not like we're going to corrupt Him.
The quality of spelling and grammar throughout the book is not too bad. I found a few errors, (page 20, "miss identified"; page 21, "willing lottery ticket"), but not all that many considering this is the work of a Creationist. Maybe this is attributable to the mysterious "anonymous reviewers." I am awarding this book an extra star for exceeding my expectations for spelling and grammar in a Creationist work.
Then one day I stumbled across "Jesus is like my Scanning Electron Microscope" and I knew that somewhere inside I would find all of the answers that I needed! My suspicions were correct - it turns out that I was treating my electron microscope as if it were a piece of scientific equipment, instead of treating it as if it were my God. At once, I accepted my scanning electron microscope as my Lord and personal Savior, I bathed myself in its electron flow (which was tricky), and I began to preach its Good Data to everyone I encountered. I would endlessly read passages from the user manual, such as my favorite, from the book of SEM 8-4500, Chapter 9, Section 1:2, which tells us:
> The safety considerations are very minimal
> when using the scanning electron microscope.
> You are protected from all of the inner workings
> of the microscope by the plastic casing.
Could anything be more true in this topsy-turvy world of ours? I think we all would like to be protected from the "inner workings" of things. All we must do is give ourselves up to the scanning electron microscope, and its plastic casing.
But the important thing to me is how this has affected my life. I was looking for answers from my electron microscope. I wanted it to do things for me. But that was selfish and short sighted, and very "scientifically minded" of me. Now I merely look at what my scanning electron microscope can do for, and also do to others.
Since it still does not do anything in any kind of conventional sense, I am left to interpret what it wants me to do, say and believe. I have joyfully discovered that it wants me to oppress homosexuals, women, Jews, Muslims and blacks (I'm not entirely sure on that last one, but it's just to be on the safe side). It has told me to hate politicians who pretend that they aren't Muslims, but we really know they are. Also, it tells me to collect large sums of money from people, because it is a hungry, ravenous God. And it has revealed that tunneling electron microscopes are the devil.
To everyone that reads this, I ask you to look deeply into your soul, and accept my scanning electron microscope as your personal Lord and savior, and send it money.
