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About Jim Hodgson
Jim Hodgson is a bestselling author. He likes his wife, bikes, cars, and the outdoors. He is an Ironman finisher, an ultramarathon finisher, and has climbed two of the world's tallest mountains.
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Jim Hodgson can be contacted via email at jim@jimhodgson.com.
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Jim Hodgson can be contacted via email at jim@jimhodgson.com.
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Jim Hodgson
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Considering an Aconcagua climb? This efficient book includes a hilarious day by day account with detailed descriptions of the challenges facing a climber on Aconcagua, such as when to wear your Crocs, which pop music divas to enjoy, and the challenges of pooping at high altitude. Everything you need to know about what it's like to attempt to summit Aconcagua is inside, served up on a tasty bed of humor.
Join the author in taking on the adventure of a lifetime without taking it too seriously.
Join the author in taking on the adventure of a lifetime without taking it too seriously.
How To Mount Kilimanjaro: A Mostly Serious Guide to Climbing Africa's Highest Mountain (Mostly Serious Guides)
Aug 22, 2017
by
Jim Hodgson
$3.99
Considering a Kilimanjaro climb? Do it! Read this book to find out why you are absolutely right to choose a trip to Tanzania and a summit attempt of Kilimanjaro. You'll also learn a few things about what to expect on your climb in the form of a day-by-day account.
This guide does not skip over the details other guides leave out like: "What does the bathroom situation on Kilimanjaro look like?" and "Should I rent a sleeping bag?" The goal is to add flavor and niche information to the available books on the subject served up on a delicious platter of humor.
This guide does not skip over the details other guides leave out like: "What does the bathroom situation on Kilimanjaro look like?" and "Should I rent a sleeping bag?" The goal is to add flavor and niche information to the available books on the subject served up on a delicious platter of humor.
Apprentice Quest (Ozel the Wizard Book 1)
Aug 6, 2018
by
Jim Hodgson
$4.99
A hopeful orphan. An incredible wizard. One boy must do the impossible to change his life forever…
Ozel wonders if he'll ever escape his angry, fat caretaker. As the orphan hopes for a better future, a mysterious wizard gives him the gift of an apprenticeship and some unbelievable magic. But when Ozel discovers he's the lone heir to a massive fortune, he'll need more than a few spells to claim it.
After learning his portly caretaker plans to steal the money first, Ozel races through a forest of blacksmiths, witches, and even the undead to protect his birthright. If he survives the treacherous Tangul forest, the orphan and his wizard may just have to stop a twisted mage to go from zero to wealthy hero.
Apprentice Quest is a fantasy novel full of action and humor. If you like powerful wizards, twists and turns, and coming-of-age tales, then you'll love Jim Hodgson's worthy successor to the magical genre.
Buy Apprentice Quest to cast an entertaining spell today!
Ozel wonders if he'll ever escape his angry, fat caretaker. As the orphan hopes for a better future, a mysterious wizard gives him the gift of an apprenticeship and some unbelievable magic. But when Ozel discovers he's the lone heir to a massive fortune, he'll need more than a few spells to claim it.
After learning his portly caretaker plans to steal the money first, Ozel races through a forest of blacksmiths, witches, and even the undead to protect his birthright. If he survives the treacherous Tangul forest, the orphan and his wizard may just have to stop a twisted mage to go from zero to wealthy hero.
Apprentice Quest is a fantasy novel full of action and humor. If you like powerful wizards, twists and turns, and coming-of-age tales, then you'll love Jim Hodgson's worthy successor to the magical genre.
Buy Apprentice Quest to cast an entertaining spell today!
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Jim Hodgson
$0.99
Thor is tired of Loki's tricks. The God of Thunder has never paid attention to the doings of mortals, but in this modern age, the idea of "therapy" intrigues him. Maybe the mortals can help him make Loki see sense. Loki might be up to some underhanded dealings with gods of other religions, too. Thor drags Loki in to try "counseling." It might work out, as long as Loki isn't ... up to anything.
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Wizard's Resolve (Ozel the Wizard Book 3)
Dec 25, 2018
by
Jim Hodgson
$4.99
A dark power. A kingdom hurtling toward war. This young wizard is in a whole horde of trouble…
Ozel finds joy in his kingdom's peace. For the first time since the wizard discovered his true heritage, he's able to consider a future without danger and bloodshed. Prepared to settle down and open his enchantment shop, his dream slips away when King Usta requests his help against a terrifying enemy…
With the land of Dilara still reeling from magical catastrophe, Ozel and his friends may be the kingdom's best shot at overcoming a massive, unbeatable army. But as the foreboding power creeps closer to land, the former apprentice is unsure if he's strong enough to protect both the living and the undead.
As the twisted wizardry swallows his home, can Ozel summon the magic he needs to defeat the impossible?
Wizard's Resolve is the third book in a spellbinding YA fantasy series. If you like determined characters, do-or-die battles, and a sprinkle of humor, then you’ll love Jim Hodgson’s legendary tale.
Buy Wizard's Resolve to vanquish black magic today!
Ozel finds joy in his kingdom's peace. For the first time since the wizard discovered his true heritage, he's able to consider a future without danger and bloodshed. Prepared to settle down and open his enchantment shop, his dream slips away when King Usta requests his help against a terrifying enemy…
With the land of Dilara still reeling from magical catastrophe, Ozel and his friends may be the kingdom's best shot at overcoming a massive, unbeatable army. But as the foreboding power creeps closer to land, the former apprentice is unsure if he's strong enough to protect both the living and the undead.
As the twisted wizardry swallows his home, can Ozel summon the magic he needs to defeat the impossible?
Wizard's Resolve is the third book in a spellbinding YA fantasy series. If you like determined characters, do-or-die battles, and a sprinkle of humor, then you’ll love Jim Hodgson’s legendary tale.
Buy Wizard's Resolve to vanquish black magic today!
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Journeyman's Trial (Ozel the Wizard Book 2)
Sep 3, 2018
by
Jim Hodgson
$4.99
A missing friend. A magical catastrophe. When an evil conjurer crashes the wizard’s tournament, can one lowly apprentice save them all?
Ozel is quickly realizing there’s more to being a wizard’s apprentice than reciting spells. Between protecting villagers from nefarious conspirators and preparing for the fast-approaching magical tournament, he has his hands full. So it’s little wonder he’s lost track of his close friend who seems to have disappeared without a trace.
Traveling alongside his master on the road to the competition, his search for clues comes up empty. Not even magical festivities can distract him from the worry eating at his heart. And his worst fears about his friend’s fate seem to come true when a dark conjurer soaks the tournament grounds with innocent blood.
To defeat an evil wizard and rescue his friends, Ozel must draw on his budding magic before his apprenticeship ends in disaster.
Journeyman’s Trial is the second book in a spellbinding fantasy series. If you like plucky characters, magical battles, and enchanted mysteries, then you’ll love Jim Hodgson’s thrilling coming-of-age tale.
Buy Journeyman’s Trial to summon an electrifying magical adventure today!
Ozel is quickly realizing there’s more to being a wizard’s apprentice than reciting spells. Between protecting villagers from nefarious conspirators and preparing for the fast-approaching magical tournament, he has his hands full. So it’s little wonder he’s lost track of his close friend who seems to have disappeared without a trace.
Traveling alongside his master on the road to the competition, his search for clues comes up empty. Not even magical festivities can distract him from the worry eating at his heart. And his worst fears about his friend’s fate seem to come true when a dark conjurer soaks the tournament grounds with innocent blood.
To defeat an evil wizard and rescue his friends, Ozel must draw on his budding magic before his apprenticeship ends in disaster.
Journeyman’s Trial is the second book in a spellbinding fantasy series. If you like plucky characters, magical battles, and enchanted mysteries, then you’ll love Jim Hodgson’s thrilling coming-of-age tale.
Buy Journeyman’s Trial to summon an electrifying magical adventure today!
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The Way of the Laugh: How to Write Funny
Nov 12, 2017
by
Jim Hodgson
$0.99
Ever thought that writing funny might be for you? It is. Humor is our greatest gift. If you want to learn to be funnier you definitely can. I beg you: join me as a student of the laugh.
This short book will help you prepare yourself to be funnier and give you strategies to deal with life when you miss. It focuses on written humor, but the strategies included are best practices for any application. It dissects the shapes of jokes and provides examples of how to work more humor into your professional life and your writing.
This short book will help you prepare yourself to be funnier and give you strategies to deal with life when you miss. It focuses on written humor, but the strategies included are best practices for any application. It dissects the shapes of jokes and provides examples of how to work more humor into your professional life and your writing.
Ten Thousand Gods
Nov 2, 2016
$5.99
In this darkly funny book, we find out what would happen if the gods walked among mortals. Which gods? All gods. All religions. At the same time. But there aren't just religious gods. Oh no. There are also gods of things that people do religiously. Swimming? God. Bowling? God. Atheism? ...actually, yes!
Phineas Sealby is a deity beat reporter at the Atlanta Record. His heart-felt reporting style puts him in a bad position with his publisher, who is also his girlfriend's dad. If he has any hope of keeping his job and the love of his life, he must contact and interview the one god no one has seen yet.
The god has to exist. He just has to. And Phineas has to find him. There's just one problem: that god is Satan. Come along on a paradoxical, bizarre journey literally to Hell and back with possessed cell phones, accidental intimate photos, and a small man with a gross beard.
Phineas Sealby is a deity beat reporter at the Atlanta Record. His heart-felt reporting style puts him in a bad position with his publisher, who is also his girlfriend's dad. If he has any hope of keeping his job and the love of his life, he must contact and interview the one god no one has seen yet.
The god has to exist. He just has to. And Phineas has to find him. There's just one problem: that god is Satan. Come along on a paradoxical, bizarre journey literally to Hell and back with possessed cell phones, accidental intimate photos, and a small man with a gross beard.
Ozel the Wizard: The Complete Trilogy
Feb 7, 2019
by
Jim Hodgson
$9.99
A hopeful orphan. An incredible wizard. One boy must do the impossible to change his life forever… This is the complete Ozel the Wizard trilogy with all three books: Apprentice Quest, Journeyman's Trial, and Wizard's Resolve.
Ozel wonders if he'll ever escape his angry, fat caretaker. As the orphan hopes for a better future, a mysterious wizard gives him the gift of an apprenticeship and some unbelievable magic. But when Ozel discovers he's the lone heir to a massive fortune, he'll need more than a few spells to claim it.
After learning his portly caretaker plans to steal the money first, Ozel races through a forest of blacksmiths, witches, and even the undead to protect his birthright. If he survives the treacherous Tangul forest, the orphan and his wizard may just have to stop a twisted mage to go from zero to wealthy hero.
Apprentice Quest is a fantasy novel full of action and humor. If you like powerful wizards, twists and turns, and coming-of-age tales, then you'll love Jim Hodgson's worthy successor to the magical genre.
Ozel wonders if he'll ever escape his angry, fat caretaker. As the orphan hopes for a better future, a mysterious wizard gives him the gift of an apprenticeship and some unbelievable magic. But when Ozel discovers he's the lone heir to a massive fortune, he'll need more than a few spells to claim it.
After learning his portly caretaker plans to steal the money first, Ozel races through a forest of blacksmiths, witches, and even the undead to protect his birthright. If he survives the treacherous Tangul forest, the orphan and his wizard may just have to stop a twisted mage to go from zero to wealthy hero.
Apprentice Quest is a fantasy novel full of action and humor. If you like powerful wizards, twists and turns, and coming-of-age tales, then you'll love Jim Hodgson's worthy successor to the magical genre.
Santa vs. Krampus
May 27, 2017
by
Jim Hodgson
$2.99
A part-time elf. A demon set on world domination. This Christmas, Santa's out to slay his naughty list…
After his first taste of college freedom, Daniel refuses to leave campus for winter break. Strapped for cash, he swallows his pride on his first day as the mall Santa’s little helper. But when a pack of horned demons crash through the skylight, he finds himself caught in the middle of a combat zone of holiday magic.
Dumbfounded, Daniel can’t believe his artificial elf ears when the Santa by his side fires off blasts of profanity-powered spells. The part-time elf is shocked to discover is shocked to discover that mall Santas are wizards in disguise locked in an eternal battle with the evil forces of Krampus… and that the same magic lies within him too. With the fate of the world in jeopardy, Daniel must unearth his hidden powers and join in the fight for Christmas before it—and every other season—is wiped off the calendar.
Santa vs. Krampus is the first novel in a side-splitting humorous fantasy series. If you like magical showdowns, quirky characters, and clever re-imaginings of holiday myths, then you’ll love Jim Hodgson’s funny, festive adventure.
Buy Santa vs. Krampus to trade in your cup of holiday cheer for a can of whoop ass today!
After his first taste of college freedom, Daniel refuses to leave campus for winter break. Strapped for cash, he swallows his pride on his first day as the mall Santa’s little helper. But when a pack of horned demons crash through the skylight, he finds himself caught in the middle of a combat zone of holiday magic.
Dumbfounded, Daniel can’t believe his artificial elf ears when the Santa by his side fires off blasts of profanity-powered spells. The part-time elf is shocked to discover is shocked to discover that mall Santas are wizards in disguise locked in an eternal battle with the evil forces of Krampus… and that the same magic lies within him too. With the fate of the world in jeopardy, Daniel must unearth his hidden powers and join in the fight for Christmas before it—and every other season—is wiped off the calendar.
Santa vs. Krampus is the first novel in a side-splitting humorous fantasy series. If you like magical showdowns, quirky characters, and clever re-imaginings of holiday myths, then you’ll love Jim Hodgson’s funny, festive adventure.
Buy Santa vs. Krampus to trade in your cup of holiday cheer for a can of whoop ass today!
Dangerous Dan: A Dan McNamara Novel
Dec 16, 2014
by
Jim Hodgson
$2.99
People thought Dan's smart-ass mouth was hilarious back when he was famous. Now that he's infamous? Not so much.
Sure, he's fallen on some hard times but the jokes haven't changed, have they?
The good news is he's gotten a clue that might just lead him to crack the case of his wife's unexplained disappearance. He might be able to claw out of the mess things have become. And if he has to save Earth in the process, well, that's a bonus.
After all, they don't call him "Dangerous" for nothing ... as far as you know.
Sure, he's fallen on some hard times but the jokes haven't changed, have they?
The good news is he's gotten a clue that might just lead him to crack the case of his wife's unexplained disappearance. He might be able to claw out of the mess things have become. And if he has to save Earth in the process, well, that's a bonus.
After all, they don't call him "Dangerous" for nothing ... as far as you know.
Forest Justus (Santa vs. Krampus Book 4)
Oct 30, 2018
by
Jim Hodgson
$2.99
A mountain man with a strange relationship... New magic from the depths of the forest... A Hollywood has-been bent on a comeback...?
These unlikely forces come together in the latest Santa vs. Krampus installment. There's magic we've never seen before, worlds we've never explored, and ways of being physically intimate that are not recommended.
Get yourself stuck into the latest installment and let's have some fun.
These unlikely forces come together in the latest Santa vs. Krampus installment. There's magic we've never seen before, worlds we've never explored, and ways of being physically intimate that are not recommended.
Get yourself stuck into the latest installment and let's have some fun.
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