Joe Canzano

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About Joe Canzano
Joe Canzano is a writer and musician from New Jersey, U.S.A. His short stories have been published in an assortment of literary journals, and his two novels, Magno Girl and Sex Hell, are now available worldwide. For more information about Joe and his upcoming books, please visit his website at www.happyjoe.net where you can subscribe to his newsletter!
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Blog postIt seems that the rumors are true and Sex Hell has been turned into an audio book - and you can enter for a chance to win a free copy! Big thanks to narrator Stephanie Montalvo for doing such a great job. You'll need to have an account on Audible.com in order to claim your prize but you can create one pretty easily. It's just one more password to remember.I'm giving away 10 copies and that's a lot of chances so toss your name into the electronic hat. In other news, I'm still working on Suzy Spit3 years ago Read more
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Blog postDoes anyone listen to audiobooks? Sex Hell will be available as an audiobook before the end of the summer. Apparently, I’ll be able to give away 25 free downloads of the book. When it’s ready I’ll let you know.I keep hearing marketing experts say it’s “crucial” for authors to waste—uh, I mean spend—a lot of time on social media. I’m quite sure the main reason these people say this is because they’ve heard other people say it. If these people actually used social media for anything other than wri3 years ago Read more
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Blog postSnake EyesI haven’t done a blog post in a while. I keep saying I’m going to do more posts, and I keep not doing them. I’m very consistent with my neglect.I’ve often said I’ll never write a series but I’ve changed my mind. Since people seem to really like Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody, and since it was a fun book to write, I’m now writing a series. The next book will be Suzy Spitfire and the Snake Eyes of Venus, and it will be released whenever I get to it.The general plan is before the end of th3 years ago Read more
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Blog postBooksHere’s what the Midwest Book Review recently had to say about Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody:"Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody is no-holds-barred, high-adrenaline sci-fi pulp at its finest. A thrill ride through and through, Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody keeps the reader hooked to the very last page!"Sign up for the mailing list and get all the news about the upcoming book Suzy Spitfire and the Snake Eyes of Venus. Yes, this will happen, and Venus will never be the same.If you haven’t3 years ago Read more
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Blog postSuzy Spitfire Kills Everybody has received a couple of excellent reviews. Literary Titan says, “There’s never a dull moment in this book” and has tagged it with a prestigious Gold Award. Thanks, LT! The complete review is here.Am Kinda Busy Reading is a UK blog that begins with this line: “I’m going to make it easy on everyone, I LOVED, LOVED, LOVED it.” The writer then goes on to say a lot more and it’s all complimentary. You can see that reviewhere. Thanks so much!So now that I’m done blowing4 years ago Read more
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Blog postIf you read Sex Hell, you know there’s a character in there named Suzy Spitfire. Well, now there’s an entire book about Suzy Spitfire – and you can get it for FREE if you sign up for theHappy Joe Newsletter (that's the thing you're reading now).This free situation will not be permanent, so by all means share this post with anyone who might be interested.Unlike my other books, Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody is not an absurd comedy. This is a straight-up science fiction novel and that’s fine becaus4 years ago Read more
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Blog postWelcome to the new Happy Joe Blog. Are you wondering what happened to the old one? I sold it for scrap. Unfortunately, I didn’t get quite as much cash as I expected, and my expectations were low. As a great writer once said, “So it goes.”This website has also been updated, with better music players, a complete Spotify section (for all you streaming music fans), and a generally revamped look and style. Also, there’s news about the soon-to-be-released novel “Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody.” If you4 years ago Read more
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Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody
Jul 20, 2017
by
Joe Canzano
$2.99
When outlaw Suzy Spitfire discovers her father was murdered after creating a super-duper artificial intelligence, she races across the solar system in search of the brain he built—but it’s a rough ride, and she’s soon forced to tangle with pirates, predators, and her father’s killer—as well as a man she thinks she can love.
Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody is a smash-bang science fiction adventure filled with action, intrigue, and a dose of dark humor.
*This book contains profanity.
Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody is a smash-bang science fiction adventure filled with action, intrigue, and a dose of dark humor.
*This book contains profanity.
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Suzy Spitfire and the Snake Eyes of Venus
Mar 15, 2020
by
Joe Canzano
$2.99
When outlaw Suzy Spitfire flies to Venus in search of a vicious serial killer, she’s looking for the road to redemption—but instead, she quickly becomes involved in a gang war, a revolution, and a desperate attempt to protect a young girl from a violent fate. Join Suzy Spitfire and her friends for another wild ride through the solar system!**This book contains some profanity.
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Sex Hell
Apr 1, 2016
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Joe Canzano
$2.99
When Debbie de La Fontaine tries to spice up her love life by supernaturally tampering with her sex life, she is cursed to spend every future encounter in a magical place called “Sex Hell,” where the sex is ludicrous and amazing but the romance is scarce.
Her only chance for escape is through the stingy clues supplied by an obnoxious demon, and the only way to obtain the clues is by returning to Sex Hell again and again to have outrageous sexcapades with the man she most wants to avoid—or does she?
Sex Hell is an absurd comic fantasy about the confusion of relationships. How is love related to sex, and how is sex related to love—and do love and sex need to be related at all?
If you’re a fan of authors like Christopher Moore, Douglas Adams, Tom Robbins, Robert Rankin, or Terry Pratchett, give Sex Hell a try!
*This book contains profanity and adult situations*
Her only chance for escape is through the stingy clues supplied by an obnoxious demon, and the only way to obtain the clues is by returning to Sex Hell again and again to have outrageous sexcapades with the man she most wants to avoid—or does she?
Sex Hell is an absurd comic fantasy about the confusion of relationships. How is love related to sex, and how is sex related to love—and do love and sex need to be related at all?
If you’re a fan of authors like Christopher Moore, Douglas Adams, Tom Robbins, Robert Rankin, or Terry Pratchett, give Sex Hell a try!
*This book contains profanity and adult situations*
Magno Girl and the Beast of Brooklyn
Jan 10, 2015
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Joe Canzano
$0.00
Magno Girl and the Beast of Brooklyn
When superhero Magno Girl discovers her ex-boyfriend turned supervillain has stolen some magic rice from a Chinese restaurant, she suspects there’s more to the plot than some Moo Goo Gai Pan. Luckily, she’s met a ninja biker with a nice stash of samurai swords, and he can’t wait to help. He’s just the kind of rowdy guy her mom wants her to avoid – and he’s just the kind of guy she can’t keep away from. Can she get to the bottom of a supernatural scheme that involves the wreckage of her past love life? And will the sparks from her latest struggle create a new romance?
“Magno Girl and the Beast of Brooklyn” is a novelette filled with action and absurdity. It’s a tale of “boy-meets-girl” – but the girl’s a little different, and the guy likes it that way.
You can read about Magnolia’s further adventures in the full-length novel, “Magno Girl.”
Disclaimer: There is no rice in Moo Goo Gai Pan. I’m a fiction writer, not a restaurant blogger. – Joe
NOTE: This is a SHORT STORY (about 25 pages). It contains some profanity.
When superhero Magno Girl discovers her ex-boyfriend turned supervillain has stolen some magic rice from a Chinese restaurant, she suspects there’s more to the plot than some Moo Goo Gai Pan. Luckily, she’s met a ninja biker with a nice stash of samurai swords, and he can’t wait to help. He’s just the kind of rowdy guy her mom wants her to avoid – and he’s just the kind of guy she can’t keep away from. Can she get to the bottom of a supernatural scheme that involves the wreckage of her past love life? And will the sparks from her latest struggle create a new romance?
“Magno Girl and the Beast of Brooklyn” is a novelette filled with action and absurdity. It’s a tale of “boy-meets-girl” – but the girl’s a little different, and the guy likes it that way.
You can read about Magnolia’s further adventures in the full-length novel, “Magno Girl.”
Disclaimer: There is no rice in Moo Goo Gai Pan. I’m a fiction writer, not a restaurant blogger. – Joe
NOTE: This is a SHORT STORY (about 25 pages). It contains some profanity.
by
Joe Canzano
$0.99
Two of the world’s best fighters are two of the world’s best friends – until the day they decide to fight for a world championship, and the spirit of a sexy dead ex shows up to change the game.
Ground and Pound is a rip-roaring short story (about 15 pages) about love and sex and the UFC. It’ll knock you out.
*** THIS STORY CONTAINS PROFANITY AND ADULT SITUATIONS!***
Ground and Pound is a rip-roaring short story (about 15 pages) about love and sex and the UFC. It’ll knock you out.
*** THIS STORY CONTAINS PROFANITY AND ADULT SITUATIONS!***
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