Josef Matulich
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About Josef Matulich
Josef Matulich is an author, special effects artist and costumer. His Arcanum Faire trilogy, a horror/comedy of sex, magick, and power tools, was published by Cincinnati's Post Mortem Press. The final novel "The Ren Faire at the End of the World" was released in late 2017. His novel "Squirrel Apocalypse" was released by Hydra Publications in late 2019 before assorted other End-of-the-World scenarios began to play out in real life.
His flash fiction has appeared on the Wicked Library podcast and the compilation "44 Lies by 22 Liars" by Post Mortem. He won the Context Flash Fiction competition its last year. Josef's short plays have been performed around Central Ohio and a horror/comedy screenplay of his is currently in Pre-Production Hell somewhere on the Coast.
When not making up funny/scary stories or manning the Help Desk of a Fortune 100 corporation, he assists his wife Kit in their semi-haunted vintage & costume shop.
His flash fiction has appeared on the Wicked Library podcast and the compilation "44 Lies by 22 Liars" by Post Mortem. He won the Context Flash Fiction competition its last year. Josef's short plays have been performed around Central Ohio and a horror/comedy screenplay of his is currently in Pre-Production Hell somewhere on the Coast.
When not making up funny/scary stories or manning the Help Desk of a Fortune 100 corporation, he assists his wife Kit in their semi-haunted vintage & costume shop.
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Blog postI am nearly done with the first draft of “The Silk Empress”, my first foray into steampunk misadventure. She says its my best book so far, though “Camp Arcanum” is still her favorite. That is no surprise since the whole trilogy is something of a love letter to her dressed up in a horror/comedy with undead skinless bunnies.
I generally suck at theme. Lois McMaster Bujold read the first few chapters and told me she thought the theme was about guilt and its corrosive power. I hadn’t seen2 weeks ago Read more -
Blog postToday is the Celtic festival of Imbolc, known to some as Candlemas, or St. Brigid’s Day. Large North American rodents also figure in celebrations of the day. It is a day for renewal in darkness and prophecy. Being the first to draw water from a well or start the fire on the hearth was reputed to give a young girl a vision of the man she was to marry.
As my gift to you, here is an excerpt from “The Ren Faire at the End of the World” which shows an Imbolc meeting in a graveyard.
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Blog postI unfollowed & unfriended another writer early this morning. From all her proclamations, she is a white, cis-het, conservative thinker pretty much identical to people that raised me and did my brain the most damage. She had a habit of starting a thread on Facebook with a question that sounded like a push poll from a McCain opposition survey. (You know the one: “Would you think any differently of John McCain if you knew he had fathered an illegitimate black child?”)
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Blog postHere’s a little bit of the pagan vegan Thanksgiving seen in “Power Tools in the Sacred Grove” After the kind of year we’ve all had, Warriors of Every Stripe, we should all be thankful for all we’ve got, and those parts that haven’t been removed yet.
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Brenwyn glided in with the last two trays of vegetables and set them in front of Eleazar. As she returned to the kitchen, he squeezed a black olive from the tray onto his pinkie. He waved that at Michael like a finger puppet and4 months ago Read more -
Blog postLast week, my indie author buddy Sheldon Gleisser and I finally got around to “Jennifer’s Body”. There is a scene (spoilers) where Adam Brody, who seems to be making a career of deal-with-the-devil guys, explains to Megan Fox why they’re about sacrifice her to Satan.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a indie band nowadays?” he says. “There’s a million of us and we’re all so cute.”
Then he gets all stabby.
As I watched this scene, I pencilled out the word “band” and plu4 months ago Read more -
Blog postToday is Halloween, or to the Celts Samhain, the winding down of the year. The veil between the worlds of the spirit and the material is thinnest now. The spirits of the dead can come calling, if they’re invited in.
What if the deceased was a rat’s ass bastard? Do their experiences of life shape their soul forever? Or is this Play of Masks in the physical world just a way for small bits of the Eternal to learn the lessons of Time and Space and Need?
I believe that when we shed4 months ago Read more -
Blog postI most likely won’t be giving out candy this Halloween; even without the looming threat of Pandemic few children come to our apartment block unless we have a massive display on the lawn.
The least I can portion out from the blue pumpkin for all my followers is this little bit of flash fiction apropos of the season. It’s short & it’s sweet, & you won’t have to burn off the calories afterwards. A bonus for me, the character is named for my troublesome baby brother. There are som5 months ago Read more -
Blog postYou all need something to cheer you up while giving you the tiniest chill of terror. Something besides the news, that is.
I need new readers. An author without readers is like a dog without a bone, an actor out alone… Anyway, you get my point without further copyright infringement.
Starting October 15th, all three of my Arcanum Faire ebooks (Camp Arcanum, Power Tools in the Sacred Grove, & The Ren Faire at the End of the World) will be on sale for 99 cents each. In proper5 months ago Read more -
Blog postI caught some grief from my baby brother a decade ago about my hat.
“What’s with the cowboy hat?” he asked. He went on to imply that men from Columbus Ohio looked like idiots in cowboy hats, in the rudest terms.
I could have given him my standard explanation: that the hat was actually a gambler style, a slouch hat, an author’s hat, but he was hardly worth the effort. I simply replied:
“We were boys. We had cows…”
Matthew is my youngest brother, the only one of5 months ago Read more -
Blog postComing up this week, I will be participating in my first virtual convention, Imaginarium 2020, September 21-27. The link is here: https://www.entertheimaginarium.com/
This has been a good convention for me, where I’ve been able to connect up with fans and other writers. The panels have consistently been engaging and I’ve had the opportunity to do some really fun readings. Sales and reviews usually got a bump afterwards, always a big plus for an indie author.
Three panels are o6 months ago Read more
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Books By Josef Matulich
Camp Arcanum: An Arcanum Faire novel
Jul 18, 2019
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"Witches, magick, demons, monsters, laughter and power tools. What more could anyone ask?"
Dennis L. McKiernan, author of STOLEN CROWN, a novel of Mithgar
"Ingenious and vivid."Lois McMaster Bujold, multiple HUGO and NEBULA Award winning author of PALADIN OF SOULS
"This is the first novel by Josef Matulich, who approaches the material like he’s studied the work of Robert Bloch and Jeff Strand, seamlessly blending horror and humor into a distinctive voice of his own."
Hellnotes
A comedy about Sex, Magick, and Power Tools.
Marc Sindri, prankster and contractor, comes to Arcanum Ohio to build a renaissance faire in only seven months. A man with a reputation for delivering miracles and a bad history with crazy people who believe in magical conspiracies, he soon finds himself in a small town filled with magick and intrigue. In spite of the recurring pain in the back of his head that reminds him of what happens when pretty girls smile, he gets caught up in a love triangle between Brenwyn, head of the local Wiccan coven, and Jeremiah, her demonologist ex. As Marc tries to meet his impossible deadlines, he navigates a landscape of witches, demons, power tools and undead skinless bunnies, armed only with his own abilities and a shovel.
Dennis L. McKiernan, author of STOLEN CROWN, a novel of Mithgar
"Ingenious and vivid."Lois McMaster Bujold, multiple HUGO and NEBULA Award winning author of PALADIN OF SOULS
"This is the first novel by Josef Matulich, who approaches the material like he’s studied the work of Robert Bloch and Jeff Strand, seamlessly blending horror and humor into a distinctive voice of his own."
Hellnotes
A comedy about Sex, Magick, and Power Tools.
Marc Sindri, prankster and contractor, comes to Arcanum Ohio to build a renaissance faire in only seven months. A man with a reputation for delivering miracles and a bad history with crazy people who believe in magical conspiracies, he soon finds himself in a small town filled with magick and intrigue. In spite of the recurring pain in the back of his head that reminds him of what happens when pretty girls smile, he gets caught up in a love triangle between Brenwyn, head of the local Wiccan coven, and Jeremiah, her demonologist ex. As Marc tries to meet his impossible deadlines, he navigates a landscape of witches, demons, power tools and undead skinless bunnies, armed only with his own abilities and a shovel.
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The time of sex, magick, and power tools is coming to an end."... unapologetically over-the-top, this supernatural tale maintains a fervent, magical pace." - Kirkus ReviewsIn spite of the worst legal, economic, and metaphysical efforts of Jeremiah Stone and his surviving family, it is almost opening day at Arcanum Faire. Marc Sindri wields his shovel and noumena against all comers as the witch Brenwyn explores the concept of non-accidental sex magick. Construction workers, witches, and minions on all sides deal with all the most fearful things in Arcanum, Ohio: reanimated road-kill, raging queens, pike-wielding re-enactors, meat puppets, a Wiccan non-witch, and Eleazar’s terrifying encounter with monogamy.And there’s always the question of the second anvil.
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The comedy of sex, magick and power tools continues . . . After only a few weeks in Arcanum Ohio, Marc Sindri finds himself in love with Brenwyn the witch; hospitalized by Jeremiah Stone’s sex-conjured demon; and woefully behind in his construction deadlines to open the new renaissance faire by May first. Moving in with Brenwyn for protection from further supernatural attacks during his rehabilitation, Marc delegates the work on Arcanum Faire to his minions, Eleazar the ren faire libertine and Michael the overwrought artisan. The path to the faire’s opening day is not smooth, obstructed by invisible tentacle demons, undead skinless bunnies, interference from OSHA and even the Vatican, but Marc slowly recovers. With luck, he will soon be healthy enough to lift a chainsaw or survive sex. Through a vegan Thanksgiving, a tool-bedecked Christmas, and lovers’ spats with a woman that can throw lightning bolts, Marc makes his way mostly unscathed. If only his semi-erotic dream about hedgetrimmers and a sacred grove didn’t end up leaking into Brenwyn’s sleeping mind.
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Squirrel Apocalypse
Sep 26, 2019
$3.99
Chris Day had a perfect life… when he was twelve years old. Twenty years later, he is divorced, unemployed, and desperate to get through to his twelve year daughter, Liv. He hopes his grandmother’s dairy farm in Crickson, California will be a good place to start a new life. Chris spent his boyhood summers in mischief and squirrel-launching there with his two best friends, Olivia and Rafael.
Today, the dairy farmers grow marijuana to make ends meet, and the local radio station broadcasts the movements of the DEA to help them stay one step ahead. His grandmother’s obsession with squirrels has turned to a crusade of extermination. Olivia and Rafael are still in town, but nothing like the kids he dreamed of coming back to. Liv is sneaking out of the house late at night and Grandma has a collection of squirrel torture porn and homemade explosives. Pets and livestock are disappearing at an increasing rate.
You really can’t go home again, especially when it’s being eaten by GMO killer squirrels.
Today, the dairy farmers grow marijuana to make ends meet, and the local radio station broadcasts the movements of the DEA to help them stay one step ahead. His grandmother’s obsession with squirrels has turned to a crusade of extermination. Olivia and Rafael are still in town, but nothing like the kids he dreamed of coming back to. Liv is sneaking out of the house late at night and Grandma has a collection of squirrel torture porn and homemade explosives. Pets and livestock are disappearing at an increasing rate.
You really can’t go home again, especially when it’s being eaten by GMO killer squirrels.
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