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If you don't mind obscene lyrics and sensual, bawdy dance moves for your children...
on November 23, 2013
[note: I have written the same essential material for all 5 Just Dance "games" that I’ve reviewed, as some have noted--yes, because they all have the same essential problems, but the song lists change, so I do change that part. As long as Just Dance keeps putting out smutty songs and smutty dances, and perversely targeted at children besides, I will keep putting up this review, in the hopes that at least some people will be spared this stuff.]
I am amazed that no one has asked the obvious question: Why do the creators of this game want our kids--mostly our daughters--to listen to obscene lyrics? And if the songs are not outright obscene, they have thinly veiled innuendo. I think we need to ask—why would anyone want to peddle this stuff to kids? Maybe the makers and marketers of this stuff are so blinded by impurity that they don’t see it, but it is truly perverted to target this stuff to children.
Just do a search for the lyrics, you parents out there, for these songs:
Daft Punk. Pharrel Williams: "Get Lucky”. Smutty, smutty song. It is about exactly what is sounds like.
Katy Perry:"I Kissed A Girl”. About a girl kissing another girl to see what it is like, just for fun. So, now it’s not just s-x, but l-sbian s-x. Is this what we want our sons and daughter learning? “S-x is fun” is the message, the only message—not love, not unity between spouses, but just do whatever, with whomever. Bad enough message for adults, but for kids?
Jesse J and Big Sean: “Wild”. About s-x, and women lacking clothing from the waste up.
Robbie Williams: “Candy”: More s-x.
Robin Thicke and Pharrel Williams: “Blurred Lines”: s-x and using women like objects.
Nicki Minaj: “Pound the alarm”: More s-x.
As you can see, there is a lot about using women as objects, and women letting themselves be used as objects, all with dance moves that make them look like objects to be used.
And that’s just a sampling of the outrageous material on in this “game.” Look up more lyrics and see for yourself. All for your 10+ year old.
In addition to the songs, there's one more thing: the dance moves. I'd like to know who in their right mind thinks these are pure, wholesome, modest dance moves? I don't mean just the dance moves in regard to the offensive songs, I mean all the dance moves in these Just Dance games, whether the song is problematic or not. They are sensual moves, suited to young girls only if their parents want them to grow up to work at "gentlemen's" clubs.
Back to the songs. I know that many will say they just like the music. The trouble is, you still hear the words, even if you're not paying attention to them. Those words will still sit in your mind and imagination. Even if they change a few words, the message of these songs is still there. Really, unless a person wants their kids to live like the way they sing in these songs, why would you buy this? Or rent it?
Or maybe people are so lost to decency, modesty, purity, that they just can't see the problems with these games, with the songs or the dance moves. Well, start reading the lyrics; start wondering what's going on in a world where these things are considered good, wholesome fun for kids. And don't be naive--it's perhaps instinct to think the best of something or someone, but let's be honest--if it sounds like innuendo, like it has a double meaning, it probably does. And if it doesn't--well, why take a chance with your kids? You can't go wrong by avoiding these dance games.
We shape our kids by the way we live, by what we allow them to do, by what we allow in our homes, and by whether or not we live our lives according to what is good and right.
One more comment. Don't fool yourself by thinking you'll "only let them listen to the OK songs." Kids are curious, and they will dance to all the rest of the songs when you're not around.
That's my two cents. It won't be popular, but someone had to say this.
It's been mentioned to me there is also the "Just Dance for Kids" version. In reply to that type of comment:
All the kids I know who play this game (any of the Just Dance games; I have not seen the one for kids; given what the others are like, I would want to check it out thoroughly first) are in the 11-14 year-old range. That's because my daughter is 12. But I can't see how this material is appropriate for anyone who is young enough to be living with their parents. In other words, I cannot fathom how any parent would let a minor child imbibe this stuff. So I suppose it depends on what you mean by "child." I don't mean only very little kids, but any kids of a minor age for whom one is responsible. Why let them take this stuff into their minds and hearts?
That being said, I would ask any adult who plays this as well--"why on earth do you want to listen to this stuff?" It's like our world has become one vast sewer--making impurity and immodesty look like a wonderful thing, and saying it's OK to look at women like objects. So many of these songs are about that (and like I said, the dance moves are a lesson on how to dance in a sensual way). I think we all need to ask some serious questions. What are these songs about? Why do I listen to them? Are they helping me be a better person?
To comments that claim I should not "preach" to adults or speak from a "pulpit":
Parents need to know what they're getting with this game. It has nothing to do with a pulpit--it has to do with facts. And there are no other reviews that speak to the content of these games. As a parent, this is the kind of review I look for. But yes, I do wonder--and I think we need to ask--why we, as adults, would ourselves listen to this garbage? And we do have a responsibility, even without kids, in what we do, how we act, what we buy, and what we say is good. When buying a product like Just Dance, we, as adults, contribute to an atmosphere, a culture, that says we agree that this kind of stuff is good for kids ages 10 +, and good in general. All of this has a bearing on this product, whether or not we purchase it, and whether or not companies keep making this stuff.