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One time a salesman I was trying to shoo away said he thought it was funny. I told him it wasn’t a joke and ...

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August 22, 2016

Material Type: FabricVerified Purchase

This doormat is thick and very well built. Thus far it’s held up to all the damage a year’s worth of rain and sun and snow can do and hasn’t started fraying yet, so I’d say I’ve gotten my money’s worth out of it.

Since buying it, I have noticed a decrease in the amount of foot traffic coming to my door. We were once pestered once or twice a week by various solicitors; this has now slowed to about once a month.

One time a salesman I was trying to shoo away said he thought it was funny. I told him it wasn’t a joke and closed the door.

32 people found this helpful

A Rug That Gets to the Point - Love it.

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Erica H.

November 28, 2016

Material Type: FabricVerified Purchase

This is a great rug! It's sturdy and the size is perfect. It's also great if you just want people to go away if they come to your door. You don't even have to talk to them - the rug let's them know that you aren't interested in what they have to say. The only problem is that your family might start ignoring the instructions on the rug so I recommend buying a couple of them and placing them around different parts of the house so that they get the message.

11 people found this helpful

Excellent. Spoken from the heart.

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Katie

August 11, 2017

Material Type: FabricVerified Purchase

Truer words have never been displayed at my front door. The quality of the rug is great and functional, not just a novelty rug.

EXCITING UPDATE!
I was leaving my house today and saw a Jehovah's Witness flyer shoved in my screen! Which means they didn't ring the doorbell! Huge win.

UPDATE: I’m reading other people’s reviews about it attracting cats and birds and bunnies and that’s some Cinderella sheet right there. The only animal mine seems to attract is that same Keller Williams realtor ever two months like clockwork asking if I’m ready to sell.

7 people found this helpful

Durable, Funny, Great Value

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smirknsmile

May 21, 2018

Material Type: FabricVerified Purchase

I purchased this mat in 2012 (according to Amazon) and as of today, six years later, it is still at my front door and still entirely effective in making people laugh (albeit far less effective in encouraging them to actually go away). In 6 years, it has been perpetually rained on, survived several hurricanes, been frozen, and generally abused in every way a doormat can be. It is now a bit rough around the edges; however, it is still clearly legible, isn’t really falling apart at all despite some minor fraying on the corners, and probably one of the longest lasting, cheapest purchases I’ve ever made. This mat is a terrific value for the cost. Six years ago I would have assumed that by this age in life I would be into a more polite “welcome” mat…nah, I’m going to re-order this one again and re-assess sometime by 2024

3 people found this helpful

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May 15, 2015

Material Type: FabricVerified Purchase

Certain neighbours may not think much of it, but they're the ones for whom it was intended. Everyone else, including my architect, thinks it is wonderfully funny. Some knock persistently and say that they can't read. So people do get the humour. One of my fellow community dwellers likes it so much that he told me that if ever it went missing I would find it at his house.

In a world where we are as like to find a camera bearing drone on our doorstep as much as a nosy neighbour, this Doormat makes a statement about a person's desire for privacy.

6 people found this helpful

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December 10, 2016

Material Type: FabricVerified Purchase

Love this!! This sums up my personality very well! Friends always get a kick out of it, and I'll be honest.... I haven't had many, if any solicitors since putting this out. Not sure if that's related to this mat or not, but it's true! Seems to be a very high quality mat, and has lasted all spring/summer/fall so far in all weather conditions. We'll see how well it handles the winter, but I don't see why it would have any problems. It's very thick, so it does hold water for a while, but that doesn't bother me.

3 people found this helpful

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April 24, 2017

Material Type: FabricVerified Purchase

I love the message on this rug! No one I know uses my front door, so I find it funny to use in the front. Political/religious/business agendas? No thanks, read the rug!

The rug itself is thick and rough which is good for brushing off shoes. The texture is very prickly - best used outdoors to be walked on with shoes or boots. It would be painful with bare feet.

3 people found this helpful

Bought this for a friend of mine for her birthday. Her 4 year old son immediately said "Mom that's mean". Most perfect reaction

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