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How to Kill a Rock Star Paperback – September 1, 2005
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DeBartolo looks into the love affair between an aspiring rock journalist and a "spirited maverick" musician in her clunky, earnest sophomore outing (after God-Shaped Hole). When Eliza moves from Ohio to New York to work for a music magazine, she finds herself rooming with Paul, the lead singer in her brother Michael's band. Paul and Eliza hit it off immediately: both love the same singer/songwriter (who says things like "rock 'n' roll music is a dying man.... [i]t's a man being crucified"), both are orphans, and both think the other is hot stuff. It could be a decent romantic comedy, but DeBartolo aims for drama, and serves up uninspired prose and a skimpy plot. Paul and Eliza fall in love; he writes a song about her ("She is a virgin. She is a whore. She gives it all and I beg for more"); her fear of flying (her parents were killed in a plane crash) gets worse after September 11; Paul, on the brink of megastardom, refuses to tour unless she comes along; she sacrifices their relationship for the sake of his art. Complications (note the title) ensue. This is best read by younger adults, who might be more forgiving of the inelegant writing and the characters' classic concerns of waning adolescence. (Sept.)
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Top Customer Reviews
i don't know how to explain this book. i don't think that i'm ever going to be able to read the whole thing ever again.
it was joyous and gut-wrenching and euphoric and terrible. it sounds corny but i cried and laughed and for the latter half of the book felt like my heart was going to break.
never have i looked at the last page of any other book i've read before (and i didn't read the whole last page, just glanced at it to spot any key words/names) but i couldn't control myself with this book. it was so emotionally demanding to the point where i felt the anguish the characters were feeling that i had to have some sort of clue of how it would end, just so i could be the reader again and not one of the characters themselves.
the editor's review says that the writing is inelegant... if it was i didn't notice. the meaning behind the words is what grabbed me. it wasn't dickens but it never pretends to be and would have failed if it did.
i'm not even tired.
Eliza, our complicated and interesting main heroine, manages to meet and interview the famous Doug Blackman. Fed up with Cleveland and her go-nowhere job, she scores a great job and apartment in New York City and decides to start over. She has many insecurities and fears, mainly being of flying, because of the fact that her parents died on an airplane when she was young.
She settles into an apartment with her new roommate Paul, who happens to be: 1. Very attractive. 2. In the same band as her brother. 3. Someone who goes through women like water, but deep down wants one special woman to call his own. The two of them manage to get together after some time passes, and they fall deeply, deeply in love with each other. Around the same time, Paul's band gets "discovered". What more could they ask for? They are in love, they now have money from his new contract, and they trust each other.
But life as an up-and-coming rock star isn't easy. Paul has to go on tour, and Eliza doesn't know what to do. She will never get on a plane, as she has a very strong phobia about them. Yet she doesn't want to stay behind. Meanwhile there are other things happening, such as her growing friendship with Loring, Doug Blackman's son. Eliza's job is not going as well as she'd hoped, due to a jealous coworker who can't deal with Eliza's taking time off.
What happens next? Well, Eliza decides to take fate into her own hands. She makes a complete and utterly ridiculous mistake which in turn ignites a series of unfortunate events, culminating in a disaster and heartbreak.Read more ›
Tiffanie DeBartolo is a very talented author. She created a story here that was vivid in my imagination and that kept me gripped throughout. (Though there were parts that were a bit too verbose for me, but that was minor.) I loved Paul. So much. (And I really liked Loring. He was a good guy and friend. Too good.) In a nutshell what ended up ruining this book for me, was Eliza. She meant well I guess, but she did NOT do well. The choices she made were stupid, selfish, ridiculous, and/or cruel. I don't care that she had a real phobia. To nearly destroy a love so deep and hurt someone the way she did because of it, was inexcusable in my book.
It's not a common thing for me to read a well written book with a story that emotionally moved me as much as this one did, yet in the end I just couldn't bring myself to like it, no matter how much I wish I had. And all because of the choices and actions of one Eliza Caelum. And one more thing I just have to add.... in my opinion, she didn't apologize and make amends for any of it anywhere near the way she should've- the way Paul deserved.
Let first start this by saying I absolutely ADORE THIS BOOK - LOVE it, and I give it 4.5 stars. The only reason it doesn't get 5 is because the beginning was a little drawn out. I considered putting it down a few times, but I am SOOO so so glad that I didn't. (well, later, I did...but not because I was bored - it was because I needed a minute to get myself together emotionally and process what I had just read - more about this later...)
This book drew me in from the beginning. It alternated between Paul and Eliza's point of view. Paul is hilarious, honest, weird and sexy, and the way he feels about Eliza is amazing. He loves her with all he has. The conversations he has with his `tape recorder journal' just cracks me up. Loved those parts. Eliza is also a lovable character. She is beautiful, smart, and knows what she wants. She is just so messed up by her past that she has a hard time moving forward. Her selflessness was my favorite quality about her - she just didn't know what to do with it. By being selfless, she made awful decisions. And when she as making those decisions, I was yelling at her in my mind to stop - she was breaking my heart! But she didn't break Paul's heart...she broke something else:
"My heart's fine. My heart is in the best shape of its life. You know what you did to me? You took an AK-47 and blew my soul open."
Whoa. That line was so deep. I could just FEEL his pain.
And Loring...he was such a great character, I absolutely love him!Read more ›
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This book is not as all what I expected. I don't think I gave the first half enough credit because it wasn't fulfilling my expectations. Read morePublished 2 months ago by Jennie G
A beautifully told tale of how the music world can kill your career if you're not what the record company deems worthy. Read morePublished 2 months ago by Lori Smith
This book gave me all the feels! I cried, I laughed, I wanted to throw my phone down and stomp on it!! I loved the characters, related to them, felt as though I was them. Read morePublished 2 months ago by Lauren Wyant
I really enjoyed this book. Of course i cried a little bit but then i cried out ,OMG that's his name !!!! My husband looked at me like I lost my mind. Read morePublished 2 months ago by Kgdorman
Witty banter and spectacular characters keep you entertained and involved in the story. Seeing both voices made me want more!☺Published 3 months ago by EG33
4-4.5 stars. I wasn't quite sure what I was getting into when I started this book, other than the promise of a story about a rock star, that is. Read morePublished 3 months ago by Michelle
One of those fantastic love connections that you are just in complete envy of. From the moment these two lay eyes on each other their connection is pure and honest. Read morePublished 5 months ago by Casey C
I had no clue what I would be reading when I started How to Kill a Rock Star because when a few of your favorite authors tell you to read a book you just do it! Read morePublished 5 months ago by ANJasper