From the Back Cover
"It's rare to find a comedy of errors that blends so well with the British sense of bravura and defeatism." - Socrates
"I don't think anyone ever says 'the arena of chaos' in this book." - Rufus
"One cup of flour, one cup of milk, one egg, and a pinch of salt.
Whisk vigorously, then pour onto a lightly oiled and very hot frying pan. Serve with a squeeze of lemon juice and a sprinkle of sugar." - Little John
About the Author
Jackson Lear grew up around the world while daydreaming of silly things. He is notably average at trivia nights, utterlyuseless when it comes to sports, and has never sung in the shower.