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Kinky Secrets of Alice Trilogy: A Fairytale for Adults (The Kinky Secrets Of Alice Series) Paperback – March 9, 2022
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THE FIRST THREE BOOKS IN ONE PACKAGE!
Eighteen-year-old Alice is sexually unfulfilled. But then she follows a very special white rabbit to places beyond her wildest erotica imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.
From escapades in a sexual Wonderland, to some hot encounters through the Looking Glass, and on to the infamous Hellfire Club, this isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This adults-only story is for those with sinful desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life.
The bestselling erotica trilogy is now compiled into a single, full-length novel, ready and waiting for only the most adventurous readers.
KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE TRILOGY by Melinda DuChamp
Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...
Kinky Secrets of Alice Trilogy is 388 pages long, crammed full of the sexiest, kinkiest, and funniest adult romance you've ever read.
It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:
"This is the funniest adult novel I've ever read!" - Anonymous
"A surprisingly intelligent, well-written parody, and also very hot." - A Different Anonymous
"Sexy as hell. This is really going to turn you on." - A turned-on woman who asked not to be named
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"You'll bookmark the whole thing. Trust me." - A satisfied reader
"My wife really benefited from me reading this." - A friend of the author
"Melinda DuChamp is my favorite author, because she came over and painted my house. Also, her book is pretty good." - The author's cousin
"I read it and returned it because I'm thrifty, but now I wish I'd kept it because there are some scenes I want to revisit." - A cheapskate
"Comic erotica! They should invent a new category called comerotica or erotomic. On second thought, that's pretty stupid." - A man with too much time on his hands
"My new safeword is DuChamp!" - An enlightened fan
"I read it in one sitting, then had to go to the Emergency Room for a priapism." - A man about to sue the author
"Strawberry is my favorite flavor." - A woman who likes strawberry
"I also like chocolate." - The same woman
"I laughed out loud, then reached for my sleeping husband." - Anonymous
"I was sleeping, and then, WHAM!" - Anonymous's husband
"During the love scenes, my Kindle got so hot it melted to my lap. Now I'm going to sue." - Jane Doe's friend
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"OMG! Now I'm having dirty thoughts about Humpty Dumpty! I'll never look at eggs the same way again!" - Jane Doe II
"I think the author is making these quotes up." - A woman who asked not to be named
"Does Lewis Carroll know about this? Isn't he upset?" - A man who doesn't know Lewis Carroll Died in 1898
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"Do people even read book descriptions this far?" - A concerned fan
So what are you waiting for? Read this book right now!
- Print length388 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMarch 9, 2022
- Dimensions6 x 0.88 x 9 inches
- ISBN-13979-8429256979
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From the Publisher
THIS IS THE SERIES YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR

WHAT MAKES GOOD EROTICA?
A Reader's Checklist
- Hot Hot Hot
- Kinky
- Well-Written
- Fun
- Clever
- A Variety of Sex
- Believable Romance
- A Sense of Humor
The Melinda DuChamp Collection
EROTICA FOR SMART PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO LAUGH... JUST LIKE YOU
You've read the rest now read the best!
You have specific tastes and a limited time to find and read what you're looking for.
You want something to broaden your horizons with kinks you've never even imagined. Crazy, weird, hot stuff.
You also want something with fun characters, spicy love scenes, and even some laughs.
Melinda DuChamp is your answer.
Editorial Reviews
Review
"The sexiest and funniest thing I've f#%king read in a long time. Move over 50 SHADES OF GREY... Melinda DuChamp just kicked your ass."- Robyn Peterman, author of the Shift Happens series
"A fun and sexy romp, a quick delving into some delicious kink. It's erotic, fascinating, funny, and educational, in a sexy kind of way... if you're interested in learning about things like edging. Which I didn't know I was, until I read this book." - Jasinda Wilder, author of the Badd Brothers series
"A hilarious and fun erotic romp!" - CD Reiss, author of Complete Submission
"(it) stands out with a unique plot, an entirely new kind of kink, and a ton of laugh-out-loud moments. A romantic comedy with an awesomely kinky dose of sexuality." - Alessandra Torre, author of Filthy Vows
"Entertaining and engrossing. A great addition to the genre and perfect for a kinky read." - Pepper Winters, author of Innocence: Dark Mafia Romance
From the Author
For the completists, or those with a bit of obsessive/compulsiveness, or those who want to know how the Ann Voss Peterson/JA Konrath books all connect, here are some reading lists. All of these series have shared crossover characters, and they all tie-in to the Codename: Chandler series.
These do not have to be read in any particular order, but Ann and Joe encourage you to read them all.
EROTICA
Ann & Joe writing as Melinda DuChamp
MAKE ME BLUSH series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Mister Kink
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Witches
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Six & Candy
ALICE series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Alice In Wonderland
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Through The Looking Glass
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Alice At The Hellfire Club
#4-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dracula
#5-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
#6-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Frankenstein
#7-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's Christmas Special
#8-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's New Year Ball
JEZEBEL series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Jezebel And The Beanstalk
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Puss In Boots
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Goldilocks
SEXPERTS series
#1-The Sexperts - Kinky Grades Of Shay
#2-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Pearl Necklace
#3-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Alien
CODENAME: CHANDLER (Ann Voss Peterson & JA Konrath)
#1-Flee
#2-Spree
#3-Three
#4-Hit
#5-Exposed
#6-Naughty
#7-Fix (with F. Paul Wilson)
#8-Rescue
#9-Free
ANN VOSS PETERSON BIBLIOGRAPHY
VAL RYKER THRILLERS
#1-Pushed Too Far
#2-Burned Too Hot
#3-Dead Too Soon
#4-Watched Too Long (with J.A. Konrath)
#5-Buried Too Deep
SMALL TOWN SECRETS: SINS
#1-Lethal
#2-Captive
#3-Frantic
#4-Vicious
SMALL TOWN SECRETS: SCANDALS
#1-Witness
#2-Stolen
#3-Malice
#4-Guilty
#5-Forbidden
#6-Kidnapped
Bonus #3.5-The School
ROCKY MOUNTAIN THRILLERS
#1-Manhunt
#2-Fugitive
#3-Justice
#4-Maverick
#5-Renegade
RETURN TO JENKINS COVE
Book 1: Christmas Spirit by Rebecca York
Book 2: Christmas Awakening by Ann Voss Peterson
Book 3: Christmas Delivery by Patricia Rosemoor
SECURITY BREACH
Book 1: Chain Reaction by Rebecca York
Book 2: Critical Exposure by Ann Voss Peterson
Book 3: Triggered Response by Patricia Rosemoor
GYPSY MAGIC
Part 1: Wyatt (Justice is Blind) by Rebecca York
Part 2: Garner (Love is Death) by Ann Voss Peterson
Part 3: Andrei (The Law is Impotent) by Patricia Rosemoor
RENEGADE MAGIC
Part 1: Luke by Rebecca York
Part 2: Tom by Ann Voss Peterson
Part 3: Rico by Patricia Rosemoor
NEW ORLEANS MAGIC
Part 1: Jordan by Rebecca York
Part 2: Liam by Ann Voss Peterson
Part 3: Zachary by Patricia Rosemoor
JA KONRATH BIBLIOGRAPHY
JACK DANIELS THRILLERS
#1-Whiskey Sour
#2-Bloody Mary
#3-Rusty Nail
#4-Dirty Martini
#5-Shot Of Tequila
#6-Fuzzy Navel
#7-Cherry Bomb
#8-Dead On My Feet
#9-Serial Killers Uncut (with Blake Crouch)
#10-Shaken
#11-Stirred (with Blake Crouch)
#12-Dying Breath
#13-Everybody Dies
#14-Rum Runner
#15-Last Call
#16-White Russian
#17-Shot Girl
#18-Chaser
#19-Old Fashioned
#20-Bite Force
#21-Jack Rose
#22-Witch Brew
Bonus #2.5-Lady 52 (with Jude Hardin)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 1 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 2 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 3 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 4 (Novella Collection)
Banana Hammock (Novella Collection)
THE KONRATH DARK THRILLER COLLECTIVE
#1-The List
#2-Origin
#3-Afraid
#4-Trapped
#5-Endurance
#6-Haunted House
#7-Webcam
#8-Disturb
#9-What Happened To Lori
#10-The Nine
#11-Second Coming
#12-Close Your Eyes
Bonus #4.5-Holes in the Ground (with Iain Rob Wright)
Bonus #5.5-Draculas (with Blake Crouch, Jeff Strand, F. Paul Wilson)
Bonus #6.5-Grandma? (with Talon Konrath)
TIMECASTER
#1-Timecaster
#2-Timecaster Supersymmetry
#3-Timecaster Steampunk
STOP A MURDER PUZZLE BOOKS
#1-How: Puzzles 1-12
#2-Where: Puzzles 13-24
#3-Why: Puzzles 25-36
#4-Who: Puzzles 37-48
#5-When: Puzzles 49-60
#6-Answers
Stop A Murder Complete Cases (Book 1-5)
MISCELLANEOUS
65 Proof - Collected Short Stories
The Globs Of Use-A-Lot 3 (With Dan Maderak)
From the Inside Flap
This story is hot.
Very hot.
There are scenes in this book that will make you tingly. Sexy things. Kinky things. Outrageous things you've never even heard of.
Have you read all the other books and are looking for the next level? But do you also demand a well-written, fun story, with characters that you actually like?
Here it is. But heed the WARNING!
Once you read Melinda DuChamp, you'll never be the same...
From the Back Cover
If you want something to do for the next two years and insist on reading every Konrath and Peterson novel, here are the orders the authors recommend:
PETERSON BOOKS
PUSHED TOO FAR
FLEE
SPREE
THREE
THE SCHOOL
BURNED TOO HOT
DEAD TOO SOON
LETHAL
WITNESS
STOLEN
MALICE
FORBIDDEN
GUILTY
KIDNAPPED
WATCHED TOO LONG
CAPTIVE
FRANTIC
VICIOUS
HIT
EXPOSED
FIX
NAUGHTY
RESCUE
MANHUNT
FUGITIVE
JUSTICE
MAVERICK
RENEGADE
CRITICAL EXPOSURE (SECURITY BREACH)
CHRISTMAS AWAKENING (RETURN TO JENKINS COVE)
LIAM (NEW ORLEANS MAGIC)
GARNER (GYPSY MAGIC)
TOM (RENEGADE MAGIC)
BURIED TOO DEEP
KONRATH BOOKS
WHISKEY SOUR
BLOODY MARY
THE LIST
RUSTY NAIL
AFRAID
DEAD ON MY FEET
DIRTY MARTINI
FLEE
ORIGIN
SHOT OF TEQUILA
JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 1
TRAPPED
FUZZY NAVEL
CHERRY BOMB
SPREE
DRACULAS
DYING BREATH
JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 2
HOLES IN THE GROUND
SERIAL KILLERS UNCUT
ENDURANCE
THREE
SHAKEN
STIRRED
EVERYBODY DIES
HAUNTED HOUSE
LADY 52
TIMECASTER
JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 3
RUM RUNNER
WEBCAM
GRANDMA?
TIMECASTER SUPERSYMMETRY
LAST CALL
HIT/EXPOSED/NAUGHTY
DISTURB
WHAT HAPPENED TO LORI
WHITE RUSSIAN
JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 4
SHOT GIRL
65 PROOF
STOP A MURDER COMPLETE CASES
CHASER
BANANA HAMMOCK
THE NINE
OLD FASHIONED
SECOND COMING
BITE FORCE
CLOSE YOUR EYES
JACK ROSE
TIMECASTER STEAMPUNK
About the Author
Joe Konrath has sold millions of books worldwide. His writing is sometimes funny, sometimes scary, sometimes both, and always thrilling.
Together they created the Codename: Chandler series, and the Melinda DuChamp books.
Product details
- ASIN : B09TT14WBR
- Publisher : Independently published (March 9, 2022)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 388 pages
- ISBN-13 : 979-8429256979
- Item Weight : 1.14 pounds
- Dimensions : 6 x 0.88 x 9 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #548,787 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #655 in Fantasy Erotica
- #1,945 in Humorous Erotica (Books)
- #11,697 in BDSM Erotica (Books)
- Customer Reviews:
About the author

Melinda DuChamp writes erotica and erotic romance for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.
DuChamp is the pen name of two bestselling authors, Ann Voss Peterson and J.A. Konrath. Combined, they've sold over six million books. Together, they've also written the Codename: Chandler series, which is filled with hot sex, fast action, steamy romance, and enough thrills to make James Bond blush.
Visit Melinda DuChamp on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/melindaduchamp and sign up for her newsletter to hear about her latest releases!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2020
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The Complete Fifty Shades of Alice is a compilation of three novellas that put a very adult twist to the Lewis Carroll classic. Alice is a young lady whose boyfriend, Lewis, doesn't quite satisfy her. When her battery-operated white rabbit hops away, Alice discovers why it's called Wonderland.
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This book is as much a satire as it is erotica, with a great many pop culture references, a poetry slam featuring Shakespeare, Tennyson, Robert Burns, and other great poets throughout history, and fourth-wall breakage throughout. The characters themselves refer to the readers, the chapters and even the number of pages in the e-reader version.
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DuChamp has created a titillating series, albeit one that will have you laughing throughout. DuChamp's thoughts on poetry are well-documented in this book ("she would rather hear a meth-addled performance artist scream incoherently about Martians while throwing rotten eggs at the audience than read poetry"). Amidst the raunch and the humor, however, there is a moral. The second book concerns Alice learning tolerance of others, regardless of appearance or preferences. If you didn't discover the moral on your own, the characters remind the reader quite often. This is a fun little romp for adults who don't want to grow up, and keep their fairy tales with them.
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My Rating: 4.5/5 stars
FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND: This particular book was my favorite of the three. I thought the author did a good job of adhering to the general structure of Alice and Wonderland and creating memorable twists on those familiar scenes. I wasn't a huge fan of the actual writing with its repetitive phrasing and hit-or-miss attempts at humor, but the story was compelling and it was an entertaining read.
FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS: The middle installment of the trilogy felt like a step down from the first volume. It was still an entertaining read, but felt like it was trying a little too hard to top the scenes and extremes of the first book, which didn't always make a lot of narrative sense (even in a fantasy world).
FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE AT THE HELLFIRE CLUB: This was my least favorite volume in the trilogy. It felt a little rushed and over the top (even for fantasy erotica), and more of a collection of scenes than a consistent narrative. The story ended on a positive note, but it was difficult to stay invested in this part of the story.
Overall, this was a fun, quick read but ultimately didn't really impress. The erotic elements were decent but the rest of the writing connecting the erotic scenes was a little lacking. It was a fun, quick read, but in retrospect, I probably would have rather stopped after paying $2.99 for the first one rather than paying an additional $4 for the two less-successful sequels.

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on January 19, 2020

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