Once upon a time, in the mythical land of San Antonio, Texas, two nerds created a tiny nerd. That nerd then learned what words are, and how to put them together into coherent sentences. The nerd grew, and the sentences became longer, though sometimes a little less coherent. Then the nerd stopped growing, as that is what one does when they reach their destined height, such as five-foot-three. Still, the strings of words continued their endless growth, until the nerd had strung together a few thousand of them, and then those words were sent to Amazon so that others could enjoy them. That particular nerd was, is, and will be, L. D. Carson.