CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
LEGO Star Wars Death Star (10188)
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The first thing I noticed was that this particular model is not to scale. It is the actual size of a small moon. It literally took 19 years and a team of unpaid, undocumented teddy bears to construct this engineering marvel. However, once it was finished I had at my command an instrument of unholy terror and enjoyment.
I immediately tested it on my neighbor's dog.
After the blast reduced the canine, and much of the surrounding area to subatomic debris, I decided that the world needed to enjoy the thrill of my new toy as much as I had.
This is where my cautionary tale hits a snag. You see, there's this kid. Allegedly, during my world tour I "accidentally" blew up his farm, incinerating his aunt and uncle. Instead of talking it out like a rational human being, this blonde punk decides to blow up my super - awesome Legos.
So now I'm set back 19 years and tens of thousands of dollars in missed wages from all the work I stopped going to. And of course there are no teddy bear slaves in sight.
Fortunately, I saved the instructions. So after a few years, which actually defies all logic to speak of - since my foremen only works one day a week because he is permanently dependent on a ventilator... Thanks Obama, we finally got this thing halfway built and working.
Wouldn't you know it but five minutes later the farm punk shows up, tells me my foreman is his Dad and the two proceed to gang up on me and throw me down an elevator shaft. Which is quite literally where I am writing this review from.
Seriously, what else can go wrong today?
Most Recent Customer Reviews
box edges were a little wore out. but overall I'm pleased with the product.Published 4 days ago by Amazon Customer
From the pictures, this looked kind of goofy at first. I really wanted the other Death Star, but that's much harder to find than this one. Read morePublished 1 month ago by AMBER GUNHUS
Wow- what a beast! Plan on a whole week to build this baby. I completed it while watching all seven Star Wars movies- yes, it will take you that much time to build, but well worth... Read morePublished 1 month ago by berly0808
My son loves this Death Star. Bought last December and we are still putting together!Published 2 months ago by mike partin
Not cheap but the quality justifies. EVERY piece was accounted for (I've seen some indicate pieces were missing). Our family was very meticulous putting this together. Read morePublished 2 months ago by Paul Duquette