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LOLcat Bible: In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez an da Erfs n stuffs Paperback – January 29, 2021
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Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
and furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
and we furgiv wen cats steel our cookiez.
From the biblical languages of Greek and Hebrew to Latin and the King’s English, the Bible has been translated into over 2000 languages.
ADD ONE MORE.
For the first time ever, LOLCat Bible brings the good news to your feline friends in their native LOLSpeak. The perfect gift for cuddly kittehs everywhere, this book retells the greatest stories ever told like never before, including:
• Noah’s Reely Big Bowt
• Moses an teh Scari Burnin Bush
• Teh Ten Bad Plagues
• David an Goliath teh Giunt
• Daniel an teh Pooch’s Den
• David an Goliath teh Giunt
• Jonah an teh Big Fishie
• Wawter into Booze
• Happy Cat Walks on Wawter
• Teh Last Cheezburger Feest
• Happy Cat Rises from teh Deds
and many, many more...
- Print length128 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateJanuary 29, 2021
- Dimensions5.06 x 0.31 x 7.81 inches
- ISBN-101569757348
- ISBN-13978-1569757345
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- Publisher : Ulysses Press (January 29, 2021)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 128 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1569757348
- ISBN-13 : 978-1569757345
- Item Weight : 2.31 pounds
- Dimensions : 5.06 x 0.31 x 7.81 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #346,024 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #452 in Celebrity & Popular Culture Humor (Books)
- #666 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor
- #3,163 in Fiction Satire
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Martin Grondin was born in 1984 in Milford, CT and grew up in Milford and Bridgeport, CT. He is an internet connoisseur and loves online culture and memes. He started his successful website, lolcatbible.com, in July of 2007, which was featured on Digg, Reddit, College Humor, and many other websites. He currently lives in Dracut, MA with his partner and cat, Worf.
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Customers find the book funny, lighthearted, and cute. They describe it as a small handful of Bible stories. However, some readers report that the content is limited and the language is vulgar and offensive. Opinions are mixed on readability, with some finding it good for those who know the Bible, while others say it's tedious.
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Customers find the book funny, comical, and lighthearted. They appreciate the author's take on the Bible stories. Readers also say it's delightful and can be enjoyed by anyone.
"...This book is a very good parody indeed, and as other reviewers have said, if you happen to know the Bible, it becomes even more funny...." Read more
"...getting used to for middle aged types like me, but it's fantastic and funny and even my atheist friends enjoy it. (I'm a Christian pastor, btw.)" Read more
"...The selections from the Bible, rewritten in LOL cat, are entirely comical...." Read more
"...I am a devout Christian and couldn't help like how this writer makes religion fun...." Read more
Customers find the book cute, cool, and endearing. They also appreciate the photos and writing. Readers say the brilliant work will delight devoted fans of the website.
"...takes a little getting used to for middle aged types like me, but it's fantastic and funny and even my atheist friends enjoy it...." Read more
"This book is oozing with cute and perfect for a group reading, with the disclaimer that there may be peeing of pants from laughter...." Read more
"...This one is cool, but it's got a very limited number of the most popular passages. Not much help when you're reading Nehemiah." Read more
"...The "interpretations" are really pretty well done...... I pre-ordered (3) copies, and waited expectantly for the published version........." Read more
Customers find the stories in the book pretty good and funny.
"...And yet, it also really does tell the Bible stories...." Read more
"...so eh might include more about that stuff but for now, the stories are fine and funny...." Read more
"...its alot shorter than i thought that it would be but the stories are pretty good obviously it is a less intense version of the bible..there is one..." Read more
"...Great stories, fun for the whole family!" Read more
Customers have mixed opinions about the readability of the book. Some mention it's a good read for one who knows the Bible, while others say it's tedious and boring.
"...no continuity in the LOLspeak from page to page, which makes for tedious reading. Some parts are snort out loud funny, but the bulk of it is boring...." Read more
"...My only issue with it is that it is some time difficult to read. Most of it you can figure out by remembering to read it exactly as it is written...." Read more
"This book is oozing with cute and perfect for a group reading, with the disclaimer that there may be peeing of pants from laughter...." Read more
"...This book involves much more reading (and translating, since, of course, things are spelled phonetically, and in "cat" jargon.)..." Read more
Customers find the book's content limited. They mention it's only a few selected books from the Bible, with a very small handful of stories.
"...This one is cool, but it's got a very limited number of the most popular passages. Not much help when you're reading Nehemiah." Read more
"...It's not the entire bible it's only a few selected books in the Bible and it's limited on the chapters as you could see (very thin book)...." Read more
"...a LOL Cat bible, it's merely a LOL Cat version of a very very small handful of bible stories which seem to have been chosen by virtue of their..." Read more
"not the complete bible, had to read whole thing on the creators web site, not worth the price of purchace" Read more
Customers find the language in the book vulgar, crude, and offensive. They also say it's wordy.
"...Secondly, there IS a sad overabundance of crude vernacular within the content that adds nothing to the work... As a minister, I work at street-level..." Read more
"I love looking at the LOL cats stuff on the web, but this was very "wordy" with not nearly as many photos of cats as I expected...." Read more
"...If I had known that, I would not have purchased it. It also had slang in it that I did not appreciate being in a holy book." Read more
"The vulgar language used in this book is extremely offensive and parents should know what they are buying. Not for children!!" Read more
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This book is a very good parody indeed, and as other reviewers have said, if you happen to know the Bible, it becomes even more funny. I have a masters in Christian theology, and I have six cats, so I find this hysterical on at least two levels.
I must confess that I really dislike "cat-speak", and I never, never use it, outside of an accidental pun, which I cannot avoid. But here, the cat language mangling of good English works. On an additional level, there is the realization of biblical characters and actions to make them relevant to cats. The LORD, for example, is Ceiling Cat, and Jesus is Happy Cat.
Amazingly, even at the most serious moment, Jesus death in Mark, the scene is handled with a rare combination of humor and respect, since Jesus last line is first given in perfect KJV English, followed by a translation of that sentence into lolspeek.
I'm really disappointed that the book stops early in Acts, with Paul's revelation on the road to Damascus. I would love to see what the author, Martin Grondin, would do with the book of Revelation. Apparently, this translation was assisted by a large number of collaborators who gave the author suggestions on a web page begun in 2007. One can hope for a sequel.
To be fair, those of you who are very protective of your scripture, especially if you are not kept by one or more cats, may find this distasteful. And, if you happen to be of the atheist clan, since I suspect you may suffer from a deficiency of humor to begin with, will not find this terribly funny. Because, God IS funny, ya know.
This book is a very good parody indeed, and as other reviewers have said, if you happen to know the Bible, it becomes even more funny. I have a masters in Christian theology, and I have six cats, so I find this hysterical on at least two levels.
I must confess that I really dislike "cat-speak", and I never, never use it, outside of an accidental pun, which I cannot avoid. But here, the cat language mangling of good English works. On an additional level, there is the realization of biblical characters and actions to make them relevant to cats. The LORD, for example, is Ceiling Cat, and Jesus is Happy Cat.
Amazingly, even at the most serious moment, Jesus death in Mark, the scene is handled with a rare combination of humor and respect, since Jesus last line is first given in perfect KJV English, followed by a translation of that sentence into lolspeek.
I'm really disappointed that the book stops early in Acts, with Paul's revelation on the road to Damascus. I would love to see what the author, Martin Grondin, would do with the book of Revelation. Apparently, this translation was assisted by a large number of collaborators who gave the author suggestions on a web page begun in 2007. One can hope for a sequel.
To be fair, those of you who are very protective of your scripture, especially if you are not kept by one or more cats, may find this distasteful. And, if you happen to be of the atheist clan, since I suspect you may suffer from a deficiency of humor to begin with, will not find this terribly funny. Because, God IS funny, ya know.
I also enjoyed how they even did the song, "Amazing Grace" and one other in lol cats form.
For those who are not religious or have not experience with the Bible one may not get some of the humor, or have as much fun. I could be wrong in my assumption, forgive me if I am. I would still recommend people read it, if not for a good dose of lol cate.
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Teh buk contains biblical stories written in LOLspeak, de native language of our bilovd petz. Adishunally, der r colorfull (!!!11!1) picshurs ov de lolcatz dat occur in teh stories. De stories and picshurs r very funneh. Dats all ai can sai. kthxbai!
Ohai! Als großer Fan der lolcats braucht man dieses Meisterwerk. Es enthält die berühmtesten biblische Texte in lolspeak, der Muttersprache unserer Lieblingshaustiere, sowie Farbbilder von Katzen, die zu den jeweiligen Geschichten passen. Aber Achtung: Man sollte schon ein bisschen lolspeak können, sonst ist das ganze doch recht schwer verständlich. Im Zweifel hilft es aber oft, sich die kryptischen Wörter einfach mal laut vorzulesen. Kthxbai!
But you will find yourself reading it once, putting it on your shelf, and never be taking it down again for you to read it one more time.
Still a very funny book.





