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The Last Girlfriend on Earth: And Other Love Stories Hardcover – January 22, 2013
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In Magical Mr. Goat, a young girl's imaginary friend yearns to become "more than friends."
In Unprotected, an unused prophylactic recalls his years spent trapped inside a teen boy's wallet. The stories in Simon Rich's new book are bizarre, funny, and yet...relatable. Rich explores love's many complications-losing it, finding it, breaking it, and making it-and turns the ordinary into the absurd. With razor-sharp humor and illustrations, and just in time for Valentine's Day, Rich takes readers for an exhilarating, hilarious ride on the rollercoaster of love.
- Print length224 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherReagan Arthur Books
- Publication dateJanuary 22, 2013
- Dimensions5.25 x 0.75 x 7.25 inches
- ISBN-100316219398
- ISBN-13978-0316219396
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- Publisher : Reagan Arthur Books; First Edition first Printing (January 22, 2013)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 224 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0316219398
- ISBN-13 : 978-0316219396
- Item Weight : 8.8 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.25 x 0.75 x 7.25 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,192,164 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #793 in Humorous American Literature
- #8,931 in Humorous Fiction
- #22,750 in Short Stories (Books)
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Simon Rich has written for "Saturday Night Live," Pixar and "The Simpsons." He is the creator and showrunner of "Man Seeking Woman" (FXX) and "Miracle Workers" (TBS), which he based on his books. He is a frequent contributor to The New Yorker.
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Customers find the book funny, saying it pokes fun at various things in everyday life. They describe it as a great, delightful, and lighthearted read. Readers appreciate the original storytelling and wit.
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Customers find the book funny, witty, and lighthearted. They say it makes them laugh out loud and pokes fun at various things in everyday life. Readers also mention the book is a good source for party funnies.
"...But beyond that, Rich's voice is so creative, fresh, and fun, this was a tremendously fast read for me and an investment I'm glad I made...." Read more
"...or eloquence in these stories but this book is delightful and lighthearted. It's nice to find love stories that don't take themselves too seriously." Read more
"...the book is so short, because the stories within are so wonderful, witty, and entertaining...." Read more
"...probably a good source for a party funnies because they are some giggles, just small ones that I am sure could be fuller laughs in intoxication." Read more
Customers find the book delightful, lighthearted, and enjoyable. They say it's a quick and enjoyable read that entertains and makes them laugh. Readers also mention it's a good read for commuting on the metro. Overall, they say it's worthwhile and touching.
"...The 30 stories in Simon Rich's uniquely creative, sometimes zany, sometimes heartfelt collection are all about relationships--finding them, trying..." Read more
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"Hilarious and smart. Loved every story. Laughed loudly more than once. Heard two of the stories on TAL ages ago...." Read more
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The 30 stories in Simon Rich's uniquely creative, sometimes zany, sometimes heartfelt collection are all about relationships--finding them, trying to maintain them, and losing or ending them. And not every relationship is traditional--one story recounts Zeus' frustrations with an alcoholic, hiphop-loving Cupid, while another (one of the funniest in the collection) is narrated by a condom as he makes his journey from the drugstore into someone's wallet. Don't be dismayed by the fact that there are 30 stories--most are quite short; in fact, some only last a page or two.
Some of my favorite stories in the collection are: Unprotected, the already-mentioned story narrated by the condom; Occupy Jen's Street, in which an Occupy Wall Street protest is somehow transformed into one trying to get a girl to date one of the protestors; Scared Straight, in which a group of teenagers trying to pursue long-term relationships are dissuaded by those stuck in the reality of those commitments; The Last Girlfriend on Earth, narrated by a man who has the last girlfriend on Earth; Invisible Man, in which a CIA agent using invisibility drugs to hunt down a terrorist gets distracted by spying on his ex-girlfriend; and Present, the story of a scientist who can never quite do right by his girlfriend.
I found myself constantly marveling at some of the ideas Rich came up with, and the characters in his stories don't always seem to follow typical behaviors--a man's friends try to set him up with a female troll, characters have no problem dating Mother Teresa or Adolf Hitler. Some stories aren't quite stories--there are a few personal ads, a report about the excavation of a bar by archaeologists, even Jeopardy! questions/answers.
As I mentioned earlier, some of the stories are quite short. And while Rich generally has a perfect grasp on how long his stories should run, a few ended so abruptly I can't help but wonder whether part of those stories got lost in the translation from print to e-book. But beyond that, Rich's voice is so creative, fresh, and fun, this was a tremendously fast read for me and an investment I'm glad I made.
The funny thing is, I would never have heard of this collection if it weren't for a recommendation from Amazon. And now that I've read it, if Rich's other books are this funny, I'm going to have to read them all.
All in all this book is without a doubt one of my favorite books I've read in years. The television show is good, but this book is great. After this book, I bought several other Simon Rich books and can say that the three short story collections I've read of his are all great.
The next thing he knew, Simon was walking down Sveavagen Street in a daze and wondering when they started the Razzy versions of Nobel Prizes. As he neared Lille Vartan Strait he heard the most gorgeous singing he had ever heard, and they were singing his name! “We love you Simon, oh yes we dooooo….” Coming closer to the water’s edge he could see three beautiful topless women on the shore of Helgeansholmen Island. He was thrilled. Of course he knew that they were Gowanus Sirens and that he was doomed. But it had to be better than what happened when, on exiting the awards hall, in a fit of pique, he chugged the entire bottle of laxative and tossed away the empty bottle with a flick of his wrist. Besides, wading into the deep water was just the thing to rinse out, as best as could be expected, his now soiled pants. If you, the reader of this review, would like to be as thrilled and delighted as if etherial, topless sirens were singing seductively right to you, this is the book for you! Highly recommended!







