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The Last Girlfriend on Earth: And Other Love Stories Hardcover – January 22, 2013

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About the Author

Simon Rich has written for "Saturday Night Live," Pixar, and "The Simpsons." He is the creator and showrunner of "Man Seeking Woman" (FXX) and "Miracle Workers," (TBS), which he based on his books. His other collections include Hits and MissesSpoiled Brats, and Ant Farm. He is a frequent contributor to The New Yorker.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Reagan Arthur Books; First Edition first Printing (January 22, 2013)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 224 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0316219398
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0316219396
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8.8 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.25 x 0.75 x 7.25 inches
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Simon Rich has written for "Saturday Night Live," Pixar and "The Simpsons." He is the creator and showrunner of "Man Seeking Woman" (FXX) and "Miracle Workers" (TBS), which he based on his books. He is a frequent contributor to The New Yorker.

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4.5 out of 5 stars
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Customers find the book funny, saying it pokes fun at various things in everyday life. They describe it as a great, delightful, and lighthearted read. Readers appreciate the original storytelling and wit.

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84 customers mention "Humor"78 positive6 negative

Customers find the book funny, witty, and lighthearted. They say it makes them laugh out loud and pokes fun at various things in everyday life. Readers also mention the book is a good source for party funnies.

"...But beyond that, Rich's voice is so creative, fresh, and fun, this was a tremendously fast read for me and an investment I'm glad I made...." Read more

"...or eloquence in these stories but this book is delightful and lighthearted. It's nice to find love stories that don't take themselves too seriously." Read more

"...the book is so short, because the stories within are so wonderful, witty, and entertaining...." Read more

"...probably a good source for a party funnies because they are some giggles, just small ones that I am sure could be fuller laughs in intoxication." Read more

60 customers mention "Readability"60 positive0 negative

Customers find the book delightful, lighthearted, and enjoyable. They say it's a quick and enjoyable read that entertains and makes them laugh. Readers also mention it's a good read for commuting on the metro. Overall, they say it's worthwhile and touching.

"...The 30 stories in Simon Rich's uniquely creative, sometimes zany, sometimes heartfelt collection are all about relationships--finding them, trying..." Read more

"...insight, poignancy, or eloquence in these stories but this book is delightful and lighthearted...." Read more

"...The television show is good, but this book is great...." Read more

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52 customers mention "Story quality"37 positive15 negative

Customers find the stories in the book funny and original. They say the stories are different from one another and entertaining. Readers also mention the book is perfect for someone going through heartbreak.

"...stories in Simon Rich's uniquely creative, sometimes zany, sometimes heartfelt collection are all about relationships--finding them, trying to..." Read more

"...I had to read it. Most of the stories are quite short and are quite twisted...." Read more

"Hilarious and smart. Loved every story. Laughed loudly more than once. Heard two of the stories on TAL ages ago...." Read more

"...My only complaint is that the book is so short, because the stories within are so wonderful, witty, and entertaining...." Read more

10 customers mention "Wit"10 positive0 negative

Customers find the book humorous, clever, and interesting. They say it has a great subject and enough surprises to make it fun. Readers also mention the book is simple, smart, and entertaining.

"...What an accomplishment, it's pure magic." Read more

"...Every chapter is fun and has a clever premise. I could not, and didn’t want to, put this book...." Read more

"...I'll give it to the author that he is extremely clever and creative. He's also a good writer...." Read more

"...I found a lot of the stories a little bit shallow or facile. But it was clever and funny and well written." Read more

9 customers mention "Creativity"9 positive0 negative

Customers find the stories in the book unique, zany, and exciting. They also appreciate the impressive range of styles and thoughtfulness.

"...The 30 stories in Simon Rich's uniquely creative, sometimes zany, sometimes heartfelt collection are all about relationships--finding them, trying..." Read more

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Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2013
This might possibly be one of the funniest story collections I've ever read. I can't count the number of times I laughed out loud while reading, something that doesn't happen that often for me.

The 30 stories in Simon Rich's uniquely creative, sometimes zany, sometimes heartfelt collection are all about relationships--finding them, trying to maintain them, and losing or ending them. And not every relationship is traditional--one story recounts Zeus' frustrations with an alcoholic, hiphop-loving Cupid, while another (one of the funniest in the collection) is narrated by a condom as he makes his journey from the drugstore into someone's wallet. Don't be dismayed by the fact that there are 30 stories--most are quite short; in fact, some only last a page or two.

Some of my favorite stories in the collection are: Unprotected, the already-mentioned story narrated by the condom; Occupy Jen's Street, in which an Occupy Wall Street protest is somehow transformed into one trying to get a girl to date one of the protestors; Scared Straight, in which a group of teenagers trying to pursue long-term relationships are dissuaded by those stuck in the reality of those commitments; The Last Girlfriend on Earth, narrated by a man who has the last girlfriend on Earth; Invisible Man, in which a CIA agent using invisibility drugs to hunt down a terrorist gets distracted by spying on his ex-girlfriend; and Present, the story of a scientist who can never quite do right by his girlfriend.

I found myself constantly marveling at some of the ideas Rich came up with, and the characters in his stories don't always seem to follow typical behaviors--a man's friends try to set him up with a female troll, characters have no problem dating Mother Teresa or Adolf Hitler. Some stories aren't quite stories--there are a few personal ads, a report about the excavation of a bar by archaeologists, even Jeopardy! questions/answers.

As I mentioned earlier, some of the stories are quite short. And while Rich generally has a perfect grasp on how long his stories should run, a few ended so abruptly I can't help but wonder whether part of those stories got lost in the translation from print to e-book. But beyond that, Rich's voice is so creative, fresh, and fun, this was a tremendously fast read for me and an investment I'm glad I made.

The funny thing is, I would never have heard of this collection if it weren't for a recommendation from Amazon. And now that I've read it, if Rich's other books are this funny, I'm going to have to read them all.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2018
This is an enjoyable book of brief, creative vignettes. There is no great insight, poignancy, or eloquence in these stories but this book is delightful and lighthearted. It's nice to find love stories that don't take themselves too seriously.
Reviewed in the United States on March 7, 2015
I bought this book and read it in one sitting. My only complaint is that the book is so short, because the stories within are so wonderful, witty, and entertaining. The collected short stories range from topics of sex aliens to a scared straight program that takes teens to the suburbs to see where their ways will lead if they stay in their relationships.
All in all this book is without a doubt one of my favorite books I've read in years. The television show is good, but this book is great. After this book, I bought several other Simon Rich books and can say that the three short story collections I've read of his are all great.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2024
Awesome book
Reviewed in the United States on August 18, 2018
On stage, standing at the podium in the Stockholm Concert Hall, Simon Rich was elated. When he first received news that he had received the Nobel Prize in Physics he was a little confused, but he figured if Bob Dylan could get the Nobel Prize in Literature, why not? Simon took his prepared speech out of his tuxedo pocket, unfolded it and and began, “It is such an honor and so humbling to receive the Nobel Prize in Physics.” Just then the emcee standing behind and to the right of him stepped forward and shoved Simon aside. Leaning into the microphone the emcee said, “I am sorry, you misunderstanding. You not receive medal in physics, you receive prize OF PHYSIC. You writing so like constipation this days. Always exaggeration so big it absurdness of hilarious. Always people talk bad English like never have no ESL night class. Always same thing. So we want give you prize this giant economic bottle of laxative. You mind need to set free and release out.” The audience bursts into uproarious laughter as Simon takes the bottle in hand, a bit stupefied. If you, the reader of this review wish to find yourself doubled over with laughter equal to or better than this audience, this book is for you!

The next thing he knew, Simon was walking down Sveavagen Street in a daze and wondering when they started the Razzy versions of Nobel Prizes. As he neared Lille Vartan Strait he heard the most gorgeous singing he had ever heard, and they were singing his name! “We love you Simon, oh yes we dooooo….” Coming closer to the water’s edge he could see three beautiful topless women on the shore of Helgeansholmen Island. He was thrilled. Of course he knew that they were Gowanus Sirens and that he was doomed. But it had to be better than what happened when, on exiting the awards hall, in a fit of pique, he chugged the entire bottle of laxative and tossed away the empty bottle with a flick of his wrist. Besides, wading into the deep water was just the thing to rinse out, as best as could be expected, his now soiled pants. If you, the reader of this review, would like to be as thrilled and delighted as if etherial, topless sirens were singing seductively right to you, this is the book for you! Highly recommended!
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Fss1209
5.0 out of 5 stars Originell
Reviewed in Germany on December 18, 2019
Lustige Geschichten, die einen zum Nachdenken bringen. Fast alle sind gut und diejenigen, die weniger gut sind, sind kurz. Empfehlenswert.
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LaFreak
5.0 out of 5 stars Me he partido el OGT leyendo este libro.
Reviewed in Spain on February 23, 2019
No apto para snowflakes
Alessandro Giorgi
5.0 out of 5 stars The best
Reviewed in Italy on November 19, 2018
It’s pure genius
Gaétan
5.0 out of 5 stars Moderne et drôle
Reviewed in France on September 27, 2016
Un recueil de nouvelles modernes, drôles et dont on s'identifie facilement. J'ai découvert l'univers via la série "Man Seeking Woman". J'ai adoré donc je me suis dit que le livre dont la série s'inspire était l'étape suivante. Je ne suis pas déçu.
andrew dupuis
5.0 out of 5 stars This book was fantastic, though i prefer the original name last girlfriend ...
Reviewed in Canada on February 17, 2015
This book was fantastic, though i prefer the original name last girlfriend on earth. Eureka is one of the best short stories I've read in a long time.
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