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Anonymous Lawyer: A Novel by [Blachman, Jeremy]
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From Publishers Weekly

Blachman's side-achingly funny debut, derived from his popular blog of the title, is written in the candid, sanctimonious voice of Anonymous Lawyer, an ill-humored, ill-tempered hiring partner at a prestigious New York firm. Anonymous Lawyer is an 18-year man whose compulsion to blog is almost as strong as his desire for the firm's chairmanship. When he's not facing off with his nemesis, The Jerk, in the race for the chair, he takes solace in degrading his summer interns and hapless associates for his quickly developing cult of readers (who e-mail with guesses at his identity). The dirt Anonymous Lawyer dishes is crude, and grounded in his own snobbery and narcissism: his female victims include The One Who's Never Getting Married, The One Who Missed Her Kid's Funeral and The Bombshell (at the annual office charity auction, a date with her went to Lives With His Mom for $6,000). Predictably, potential unmasking makes things sticky for the potential chairman, in what is pretty much the book's single plot point. Written in the rapidly dating blog-form and about as subtle as a punch to the kidneys, the dead-on exaggerations of Blachman, a recent Harvard Law grad, are nonetheless more than enough to propel this debut. (Aug.)
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From Booklist

Though the epistolary novel occupies a small but lofty literary niche, the e-mail novel never gained a foothold, and readers are likely to greet "blog novels" with suspicion. Blachman writes a popular satirical blog called Anonymous Lawyer [http://www.anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com], in which his fictitious alter ego, an arrogant hiring partner at a major law firm, explains the cutthroat culture of the legal profession. This is pretty much the same thing: Anonymous is obsessed with becoming chairman, maintaining the firm's rigid hierarchy, and maximizing the billable hours of his overworked associates. He starts a blog on a lark, savages his colleagues, gets discovered, and finds his aspirations endangered. The paper-thin plot would make the book seem like a cheap attempt to cash in on the blog's popularity if it weren't so damn funny. Anonymous is hilariously malevolent (he refers to "winning" friendly conversations), affording readers the thrill of vicariously acting out their darkest impulses while confirming their belief that only lawyers would act so badly. Readers won't remember the story, but they'll quote the best lines. Keir Graff
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Product Details

  • File Size: 530 KB
  • Print Length: 292 pages
  • Publisher: Henry Holt and Co.; Reprint edition (April 17, 2007)
  • Publication Date: April 17, 2007
  • Sold by: Macmillan
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005XMMPE4
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Not Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #116,868 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Format: Hardcover
This book is really funny & so true!! Blachman captures all of the ridiculous aspects of firm life that my lawyer friends always complain about. As a law student myself, I hope it's not *exactly* like that to work at a firm, but from everything I've heard, Blachman's parody is right on. I can see why he chose to be a writer instead of an attorney! Definitely good summer reading.
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I've been a fan of the anonymous lawyer blog for quite some time now. I picked up this book this morning on my way to work (yes, I've been anticipating the release). I've skimmed through the book and read the first quarter of it so far, and I'm happy to say that Jeremy Blachman appears to have superbly evolved his writing without losing the humorous, engaging technique that has made the Anonymous Lawyer blog such a hit. The satire that seeps through everything in Anonymous Lawyer makes this book a delightful read. The blog format of the book, while it is unconventional, also works well here. Even non-lawyers/law students will enjoy this book!
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Anonymous Lawyer is laugh-out-loud funny and it perfectly captures everything my lawyer friends have told me about law firm life. It's also the first major novel written in the form of a blog. This book could really take off and become a huge phenomenon.
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Format: Paperback
This is one of the funniest books I've read this year. Sure, the whole "partner-who-wants-to-be-chairman" storyline of the book was a good one--but what kept me glued to the pages of ANONYMOUS LAWYER for four straight hours was the fact that I couldn't stop laughing.

Two paralegals chatting incessantly? Easy solution--punch one of the them in the face. Anonymous Daughter getting fat? Easy enough to solve--let Anonymous Wife take her in for liposuction. My favorite scene from the entire book, though, has to be this one:

"We had a student (intern) last summer who kept kosher. Or at least that's what she said. But anytime she got offered lunch at someplace exceptional, suddenly she wasn't kosher anymore. You asked her to go to a cheap Indian place down the street, oh, she can't, she's kosher. But if you wanted to drive up the coast for a long lunch at Nobu in Malibu, perfect, she'd eat anything. She'd eat raw shrimp wrapped in bacon with a glass of milk, off the naked stomach of a Palestinian, on Yom Kippur, if you told her it was expensive."

And it's lines like that that make the fictional blog of Anonymous Lawyer at the heart of the story both funny, realistic, sarcastic, and brutally honest. Oh, and the fact that the author, Jeremy Blachman, really does write the anonymous lawyer blog (anonymouslawyer dot blogspot dot com).

Wonderful read!
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All right -- I admit it. Despite the fact that it was wildly popular when it first began, I was one of those people who didn't really care for the blog Anonymous Lawyer.

It wasn't that the writing was poor or that the fictional hiring partner (remember in the beginning we didn't KNOW for sure that he was fictional) was unconvincing. Just the opposite.

The posts seemed all too real -- and that, my friends, was the problem. Reading about a ruthless, opportunistic, pompous, windbag of a hiring partner at a large law firm simply held no fascination for me. After all, I've been practicing law for nearly 30 years and I don't need to read about fictional accounts of these guys -- hell, I can give you have a dozen names of men just like the Anonymous Lawyer right now. And the truth is, I don't like any of them.

So I had few expectations when Jeremy Blachman sent me a review copy of his book a while ago. I didn't care for the blog and thought I'd probably feel the same way about the book. And I was right -- sort of.

After reading Anonymous Lawyer, I still didn't care for the fictional hiring jerk portrayed in the book. Surprisingly though, I did enjoy the book itself.

Unlike the typical whining, bullying and rude behavior I read about on the Anonymous Lawyer blog, the book rounds out the lawyer and adds a slice of "reality" by including an Anonymous Niece -- a person outside the legal sphere -- who brings an innocence to counter-balance Anonymous Lawyer's hard edges.

In addition, instead of just seeing Anonymous Lawyer as a complete ego-maniac, Blachman allows a glimpse of Anonymous Wife and his family. There's also the tried and true intrigue of a competition with The Jerk for the firm's chairman's job.
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This is one of the funniest books I've ever read. Reading about office politics in a law office is like being in a shark cage and watching the fish get all bloodthirsty. It's truly hilarious. Funny thing is that lawyers don't like this book at all. Maybe it's too much like a mirror?
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O.K., so this is a novel the way a collection of Dilbert comic strips is a book. O.K., so this is a thinly veiled rehash and cash in of the author's blog. I have no problem with that.

For someone who grew up on memoirs of noble courtroom battles, (say, for example, Louis Nizer's My Life in Court), and who then had to wade through countless volumes of self-aggrandizing pap, (say, for example, any memoir written by any practicing lawyer in the past twenty years), this book was a deeply enjoyable and satisfying breath of fresh air. Sure it's exaggerated and way over the top. That's what makes it fun.
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