"What did I just read? A mystery? A platonic clusterf**k? Avampire novel? Mind blown." - An anonymous Mimi Jean fan
"Happy ever after? Don't hold your breath. These charactersare completely against the idea, though I'm not giving up hope." -Minky, world's best pet
"The ending lacked proper vengeance." -Carlitos Crime Family
"Vampires are real? Shut the front door!" -Miriam, Head Librarian, Phoenix, AZ
"F**ck love! I'm over it." - Vampire Viviana
"Mystery. Heartbreak. I'm going to strangle that Michael." - Lula,the Librarian's Vampire Assistant's Assistant.
"Romanceis for fools and love is for the ignorant. I'm a vampire. We live, we take, weexist. Belonging to a respectable family and loyalty are all that matter, butone can hardly call that love." - The Librarian's Assistant