Buy new:
$9.19$9.19
FREE delivery:
July 17 - 18
Ships from: Gulf Coast Books LLC Sold by: Gulf Coast Books LLC
Buy used: $8.71
Other Sellers on Amazon
& FREE Shipping
90% positive over last 12 months
& FREE Shipping
92% positive over last 12 months
& FREE Shipping
80% positive over last 12 months
Usually ships within 2 to 3 days.
Download the free Kindle app and start reading Kindle books instantly on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required. Learn more
Read instantly on your browser with Kindle for Web.
Using your mobile phone camera - scan the code below and download the Kindle app.
Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them Hardcover – Import, August 29, 2003
| Price | New from | Used from |
|
Audible Audiobook, Unabridged
"Please retry" |
$0.00
| $7.95 with discounted Audible membership | |
|
Audio CD, Audiobook, CD, Unabridged
"Please retry" | $10.00 | $1.89 |
|
Digital, Import
"Please retry" |
—
| — | — |
- Kindle
$12.99 Read with Our Free App -
Audiobook
$0.00 Free with your 3-Month Audible trial - Hardcover
$9.19277 Used from $0.50 38 New from $4.79 23 Collectible from $3.99 - Paperback
$16.00118 Used from $1.25 14 New from $11.89 1 Collectible from $23.00 - Audio CD
$12.9510 Used from $1.89 8 New from $10.00 - Digital
—
Purchase options and add-ons
- Print length368 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherDutton
- Publication dateAugust 29, 2003
- Dimensions6.75 x 1.5 x 9 inches
- ISBN-100141886889
- ISBN-13978-0141886886
"Chalk" by Bill Thomson for $7.91
A rainy day. Three kids in a park. A dinosaur spring rider. A bag of chalk. The kids begin to draw…and then…magic! | Learn more
Frequently bought together

What do customers buy after viewing this item?
- Most purchasedin this set of products
Win Every Argument: The Art of Debating, Persuading, and Public SpeakingHardcover
Editorial Reviews
Amazon.com Review
From Booklist
Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved
Review
Knowledgeable and funny . . . [A] tough-minded look at politicians and the press. -- San Francisco Examiner
Wickedly funny. -- Newsweek
About the Author
Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
God chose me to write this book.
Just the fact that you are reading this is proof not just of Gods existence, but also of His/Her/Its beneficence. Thats right. I am not certain of Gods precise gender. But I am certain that He/She/It chose me to write this book.
This isnt hubris. Im not saying this in an egotistical way. God didnt choose me because Im the greatest writer who ever lived. That was William Shakespeare, whose work I have a passing familiarity with. No. I just happened to be the right vessel at the right time. If something in this book makes you laugh, it was Gods joke. If something makes you think, its because God had a good point to make.
The reason I know God chose me is because God spoke to me personally.
God began our conversation by clearing something up. Some of George W. Bushs friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial. But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the electoral college. "THAT WORKED FOR EVERYONE ELSE," God said.
"What about Tilden?" I asked, referring to the 1876 debacle.
"QUIET!" God snapped. God was angry.
God said that after 9/11, George W. Bush squandered a unique moment of national unity. That instead of rallying the country around a program of mutual purpose and sacrifice, Bush cynically used the tragedy to solidify his political power and pursue an agenda that panders to his base and serves the interests of his corporate backers.
God told me that Bush squandered a $4.6 trillion surplus and is plunging us into deficits as far as God can see. And that Bush squandered another surplus. The surplus of goodwill from the rest of the world that he had inherited from Bill Clinton.
And this was pissing God off.
He/She/It was right. But it sounded like a lot of work.
"Look, God, Im flattered, but I think you got the wrong guy. The kind of book youre talking about would require months of research."
And God said, "LET THERE BE GOOGLE. AND LET THERE BE LEXISNEXIS."
"Very funny, God. I use Google all the time."
"YES, I KNOW," God said. "FOR HOT ASIAN TEENS."
"You must be thinking of my son, Joe."
"AL? I'M OMNISCIENT."
"Okay, okay." I changed the subject. "Its just that I cant do this book myself."
"LEAVE THAT TO ME," God boomed.
And thats when Harvard called.
***
Harvards Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy. After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
I couldnt think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrows leaders, unless it was spending fireside evenings sipping sherry with great minds at the Faculty Club. Yawn.
To my surprise and delight, though, all Harvard wanted me to do was show up every once in a while and write something about something. That gave me an idea.
"Would it be okay if I wrote a scathingly partisan attack on the rightwing media and the Bush administration?"
"No problem," Harvard said absentmindedly.
"Count me in," I replied. "From now on call me Professor Franken."
"No," Harvard said, "youre not a professor. But you can run a study group on the topic of your choosing."
"Great," I said. "Ive got the perfect topic: Write My Sons Harvard College Application Essay."
"No," they said. "Harvard students already know how to write successful Harvard applications, Al. We want you to teach them something new."
Harvard was right where I wanted it. "How about if the topic is: How to Research My Book?"
"Sure," Harvard said. "Most of our professors teach that course. Why, in the Biochemistry department, most of the graduate level courses are- "
Harvard was boring me. "I gotta run, Harvard. Thanks."
***
I had my Nexis, I had my Google, I had my Harvard fellowship, and I had my fourteen research assistants. I sat down to write. Nothing.
So I got on my knees and prayed for guidance. "How, God, can I best do Your work through this book? Who, dear Lord, is the audience for a book like this? And whats a good title?"
God answered, "YOU KNOW THOSE SHITTY BOOKS BY ANN COULTER AND BERNIE GOLDBERG?"
"The best-sellers that claim theres a liberal bias in the media?" I asked.
"TOTAL BULLSHIT," God said. "START BY ATTACKING THEM. HE'S CLEARLY A DISGRUNTLED FORMER EMPLOYEE, AND SHE JUST LIES. BY THE WAY, THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH HER."
"Thats pretty obvious."
"SO GO AFTER THEM, THE WHOLE LIBERAL BIAS MYTH, AND THEN GO AFTER THE RIGHT-WING MEDIA. ESPECIALLY FOX."
"Okay, God, Im writing this down."
"THEN USE THEM AS A JUMPING-OFF POINT TO GO AFTER BUSH. YOU KNOW, BIG TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH, SURGING UNEMPLOYMENT, IGNORING EVERYONE BUT HIS CORPORATE BUDDIES, SCREWING THE ENVIRONMENT, PISSING OFF THE REST OF THE WORLD. THAT STUFF. AND THAT'S YOUR BOOK."
"Got it. One last thing. Title."
"HOW ABOUT BEARERS OF FALSE WITNESS AND THE FALSE WITNESS THAT THEY BEAR?"
"Hmm. I, uh, Ill work with that."
Reprinted from Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them-A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right by Al Franken by permission of Dutton, a member of Penguin Group (USA) Inc. Copyright © Al Franken, Inc., 2003. All rights reserved. This excerpt, or any parts thereof, may not be reproduced without permission.
Product details
- ASIN : 0525947647
- Publisher : Dutton (August 29, 2003)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 368 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0141886889
- ISBN-13 : 978-0141886886
- Item Weight : 1.5 pounds
- Dimensions : 6.75 x 1.5 x 9 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,570,705 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #873 in Political Humor (Books)
- #6,911 in U.S. Political Science
- #69,122 in Literary Fiction (Books)
- Customer Reviews:
About the author

Senator Al Franken has represented Minnesota in the United States Senate since 2009. Before entering politics, he was an award-winning comedy writer, author, and radio talk show host. He's been married to his wife, Franni, for 41 years — many of them happy. They have two children, Thomasin and Joe, and three grandchildren. Senator Franken graduated from Harvard College and received his doctorate in right-wing megalomania studies from Trump University.
Customer reviews
Customer Reviews, including Product Star Ratings help customers to learn more about the product and decide whether it is the right product for them.
To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness.
Learn more how customers reviews work on AmazonReviewed in the United States on March 6, 2015
-
Top reviews
Top reviews from the United States
There was a problem filtering reviews right now. Please try again later.
I'll admit two very important points up front:
> Point #1 -
I am "NON-POLITICAL" (I do not vote, register, endorse, contribute, demonstrate, canvas, etc. for ANY politician or political party); but I have grown increasingly incensed by the blatant and arrogant lies & distortions (all clearly deliberate) which have been oozing like a corrosive slime out of the ranks of *phony* Conservatives (& *phony* "Christians") -- aka "NEO-Conservatives" -- who, awash in the elitist 'death-to-individual-freedom' myth-making philosophies of their icon, Leo Strauss, make up the modern-day "Republican" Party. Closely tied to this was the successful arm-twisting of the news media by the "Neo-Cons" to have them put a heavy "right wing" slant on the news (and this was well before the establishment of the "FAUX NEWS" Channel), whose influence was accelerated and worsened by President Clinton's weakening of the "Fairness Doctrine."
My inability to stomach this vomit-inducing madness of these pseudo-Conservative frauds was the first thing that interested me in Franken's scathing book.
> Point #2 -
Had it not been for the infantile temper tantrum thrown on national television by Mr. 'Loofah & Falafel' "Bully O'Liar" (better known as "Bill O'Reilly") -- and his inability to ''SHUT-UP!'' about it and stop 'attacking' Franken LONG AFTER everything was all said & done -- I would have never even CONSIDERED purchasing this book!
* NOTE: Prior to the phony outrage Bully O'Liar displayed at the "BookTV" Expo on May 31, 2003, I had NEVER considered Al Franken worthy of being called a 'political commentator/analyst' -- "satirical" or otherwise. It should come as no big surprise, then, that this is the first (and still to this day, the ONLY) book produced by Al Franken that I've purchased or even read -- though, technically, one cannot "read" an "AUDIO-book." :) Even "RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A BIG FAT IDIOT" still manages to escape beneath my radar -- one of the biggest reasons (no pun intended) is that Rush has the good sense enough to KEEP QUIET about it and go on about his own business!
But "O'Really?" just won't let up! In fact, I credit O'Reilly with introducing me to Al Franken's sweet & thoughtful movie, "STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY" (which can be purchased here on Amazon, by the way), because the Bully would constantly derogatorily refer to Franken as "Stuart Smalley" -- and having NEVER HEARD OF Franken's "Stuart Smalley" SNL character up to that point (believe it or not), I wanted to understand why O'Reilly could never refer to Al Franken as "Al Franken," but instead always unflatteringly by this name...... Well, now I know! Thanks again, Bill!
All this time has passed, and Bill O'Reilly STILL cannot stop lying or making a jackass out of himself!
> He continues to attack Al Franken personally.
> He constantly smears former Neo-Con hitman David Brock and 'trash talks' his "Media Matters for America" website -- as well as belittling anyone who relies on it as an information source, while NEVER disputing or disproving anything presented therein.
> He repeatedly lies about how much of a "failure" the "Air America Radio" Network is/has-been/will-be -- and yet when the network was launched just a little over a single year ago (March 31, 2004) it started with only 6 stations total: whereas today (i.e. as of this writing), even after its frightful initial 'bad management' handling which resulted in the loss of two of the original six stations (in the 2nd & 3rd largest listener 'mega-markets' -- Los Angeles & Chicago) and nearly ruined the network before it had even barely gotten off the ground, "Air America Radio" programming has in this relatively short time increased to find homes on 64 stations nationwide-- not to mention satellite radio, internet streaming & 'podcasting' --and is now established in over 75% of the "Top 20" radio broadcast markets and is showing no signs of being driven to a halt anytime soon! This is the most phenomenal growth for a "start-up" network ever seen, considering the fact that in order to have the kind of reach Rush and his imitator wannabees currently enjoy they had to "start small" in sparsely populated "no name" towns and "build-up" from there -- which is how they managed such an impressive showing in the actual number of "station affiliates," but it took them a considerably longer time to earn the numbers in "audience reach" that they have today.
And yet, this meteoric rate of growth for "Air America Radio"-- accompanied with ever increasing rating shares --is indicative of a "major failure" to Bill O'Reilly. Go figure. (Perhaps Mr. "Nothing-But-Spin Zone" is jealous that the Conservative cesspool that is "Clear Channel Communications" has realized that, indeed, "Liberals" CAN do good 'talk radio' and also make money at it, and have thereby decided to have a sizable number of their radio stations carry "Air America Radio" programming.)
But is this really all about Bill O'Reilly? Absolutely! It's about O'Reilly, Coulter, Hannity, Limbaugh, et al., as Franken has already focused on in this book. But some time has passed since this expose, so there is MORE for Mr. Franken to grab hold of from these "lying liars" to add to the mix. There are also a few names he left out of this book which should likewise be dealt with -- names like Michael Weiner (Michael "Savage"), Michelle Maglalang (Michelle "Malkin") and fellow "comedian" Dennis Miller, to name a few -- along with some relatively NEW names in the news like Edward "The Lies About Hillary" Klein, Robert 'I-Can-Out-A-CIA-Operative's-Identity-&-Get-Away-With-It' Novak and non-journalist James 'I Slept With Scott McClellan To Get My White House Press Pass" Guckert (aka "Jeff Gannon").
~ [OPEN LETTER to AL FRANKEN] ~
''In light of this never-ending parade of pompous lying hypocrites, Mr. Franken, don't you think it's time overdue to begin working on 'VOLUME II' of this title? As a result of your publication 'LIES and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them,' you hold the distinction of being the author whose work has motivated me to make my very first ever 'audiobook' purchase! I'd like to be able to repeat that experience by having the follow-up volume of this title become the 'SECOND' audiobook I've ever purchased! If you don't like the idea of calling the new work a 'second volume,' you can simply title it: "MORE LIES And the Lying Lying Liars Who Tell Them" -- I don't mind.
Now, I know that things pertaining to your 3-hour radio show is keeping you a busy man and all, but now would be a good time to gather your thoughts together and knock out another best seller! I'll be waiting!''
~ [OPEN LETTER to BILL O'REILLY] ~
''Once again, thank you (and your bosses at the FOX NEWS Channel for their utterly stupid & ridiculous 'lawsuit') so very much for turning me on to Al Franken's impressive works -- especially your personal favorite:
'LIES And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right'.''
Anyone can write a piece full of scorn and ridicule, needless to say. To be worthwhile, though, it has to include other things. Like, for instance, relevant facts, accurate analysis, a coherent point of view, even wit. Let's not get into who's got the monopoly on those elements in the current firefight between the left and right; Franken's got them all to at least some degree, which should be enough for anyone willing to plonk down twenty-five bucks (or fourteen and change on Amazon). What, though, if anything, makes this a genuinely good book?
The answer to that, unsurprisingly, has a lot to do with Al Franken himself. On the evidence of "Lies", he's very smart, very angry, and very good at his job, but he's not so arrogant that he thinks he can face down the right on his own. So, before writing this book, he went and got himself a group of graduate students to do research for him. His first clever move was naming this bunch "Team Franken", like it was a professional staff at some cable network with too much money in its digital effects budget. His second clever move was pointing out that all Team Franken had to do to disprove many right-wing claims was run a few Google searches.
With that kind of start, I was all set for Lies to turn into the story of Al and Team Franken running around looking for some challenge, some really subtle and dangerous right-wing lie that would require all of their might to debunk, and not finding it because all the right-wing claims are so blatantly false. That would have been a terrific book. This, however, is not that book, and again the reason for it has to do with Franken himself. Very smart, very angry, very good at his job, he attacks everything about the right that he can't stand, applying dozens of styles and strategies, and winds up with a good collection of essays instead of a great cohesive work.
In "Lies", Al Franken has two main targets � the right-wing "news" of Matt Drudge, Fox News and others, and the George W. Bush administration � and that right there divides his book in a way he can't quite spackle over. Then too, he has enough ability to pull him in several directions, such as straight reportage, prose satire, legitimate and political theater, and even comics, which further blurs his focus. The individual chapters of "Lies" entertain and instruct quite well, sometimes brilliantly, but the whole thing never gels into anything more than the sum of its considerable parts.
This is a pity, because Franken actually has an important point to make. He's savvy enough to spell it out: "Part of [the right-wing media's] entertainment value comes from their willingness to lie and distort�Our added entertainment value will have to come from being funny and attractive. And passionate. And idealistic. But also smart." That, it seems clear, is the central thrust of his whole effort. Unfortunately, the statement is on page 353, after a tasty but amorphous goulash of ideas about everything from Bill O'Reilly's emotional fragility to Sean Hannity's statistical fudging to Ann Coulter's rhetorical tricks. And then to the story of what might have happened if the right-wing hawks Bush, Cheney, Thomas, Limbaugh, Will and others had served in Vietnam, and then something called Supply Side Jesus, who wears a gold-trimmed robe and a pedicure�
There's certainly nothing wrong with a good collection of satirical political essays, but "Lies" could have been a great deal more than that. Based on that statement about entertainment value, I suspect Franken intended his book to be the opening shot in a left-wing counterattack against the right's demonizations over the past few years. In fact, it almost is that shot. He may very well get it just right next time, especially with all the free publicity he's been receiving lately.
I note, by the way, that Fox News has recently announced that its withdrawal of the copyright-infringement lawsuit against Franken will allow him to sink back into the obscurity from whence he came. Now, let's see; Fox News brought suit against Al Franken because he wasn't supposed to use the phrase "fair and balanced" in the title of this book, they splashed it all over every newspaper, political website and blog in the country, they got slapped down hard, and now they're talking like the whole thing was a publicity coup by Al Franken. He should have a field day with that one.
Benshlomo says, Laugh at your enemies; it will drive them crazy.
Top reviews from other countries
I'm not ashamed to admit that I never heard of the guy before but I did hear that he had the audacity to challenge Anne Coulter (the screaming right-wing conspiracy theorist who crops up on CNN opinion shows every so often to shout about Bill Clinton) so his books was something I was willing to read.
So I bought the book. I must admit I was initialy dismayed by the title and the title of his other books (Lies and the lying liers who tell them and Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot), however I came to learn that this was merely all part of Franken's satirical art.
So what does Franken do? He goes on the attack against several Right Wing figures mostly belonging to the Republican party. He insults them, he goads them, he most certainñy doesn't show them any respect. Essentially he uses the techniques he criticises the same right-wingers for using with one essential difference - he leaves out the lies.
He embarks on what we might call a scholarly fact-finding mission to challenge conservatives like Coulter and Limbaugh in the same manner someone like Norman Finkelstein has done in the past. However, Franken's unique style is replete with humour and irreverence and, even when he's being utterly offensive, it's impossible not to like him.
He essentially focuses on a group of republicans in this book, beginning with Anne Coulter and following on with Bernie Goldberg, Bill O'Reilly, the Fox Network and its correspondents, Sean Hannity and his liberal sidekick Colmes and also the methods they use in attacking the Democrats as well as a mysterious "liberal" group they have created to pin everything from faulty computers to cancer on.
He makes some witty observations about the personal lives of his victims and breaks the monotony of politicking every so often with a comic-style section. My favourite part of the book was, in fact, "The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus". It literally had me rolling on my bed laughing my head off. He points out several of the lies which have been made on behalf of the right wing, including claims made by President George Bush concerning his compaign. He also pounces on the cynical exploitation of September 11 by the Right Wing in an attempt to silence opposition.
What I don't like about his writing, however, are his constant damned attempts to plug his own books. It seems that he mentiones "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot" every 10 pages and, I must admit, it's worked a treat because I've just ordered the book but I hate anything with so much product placement in it.
I think he's also sometimes a bit off target with his criticism, especially with his attacks on critics of the so-called 'Death Tax'. He has a fair point but contradicts himself with his analogies concerning this topic and seems to go a bit over the top.
Interested in the politics of America? Then I think this book would be a useful start. You don't really need too much background info to have great fun and understanding of the book. Anything that takes the mickey out of Bob Jones University and Queen Barbera Bush wins my vote!
Given all of this why only three stars? If this was the printed edition (which I bought many years ago) I'd rate it as five stars. However I bought the Kindle edition and it is a very poor transfer. The font keeps changing, it is sometimes unclear what is Franken and what is the words of others being quoted by him. Worst of all however, there are no tables or graphics, this is unforgivable as key sections of the book depend on tables of figures. This is not the sort of 49p Kindle edition where I'd let a few errors pass based on the overall value, at this price it is simply not acceptable that the Kindle transfer is so bad.
So we have a wonderful book ruined by a rubbish transfer. I'd recommend the printed version 100% and give 5* but not this Kindle version. I'll give 3* as it is still a good read but nothing like as good as it should be thanks to a rubbish transfer.
If you ignore the warning signs, what do you expect is going to happen?










