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Liquid Ass

4.7 out of 5 stars 2,931 customer reviews
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  • Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray
  • Smells like ASS ... only worse
  • 30ml (1 fl oz) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions
  • Excellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games begin!
  • Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle
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Product Description

Product Description

Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Keep out of reach of children.

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Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Keep out of reach of children.

Product Information

Product Dimensions 4.1 x 1.1 x 1.1 inches
Item Weight 1.6 ounces
Shipping Weight 5 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Domestic Shipping This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
International Shipping This item can be shipped to select countries outside of the U.S. Learn More
ASIN B000OCEWGW
Item model number Mister
Manufacturer recommended age 13 - 15 years
Best Sellers Rank #294 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
#1 in Toys & Games > Novelty & Gag Toys > Gag Toys & Practical Jokes
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This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night:
5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.
5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend,
5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.
5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.
5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.
5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)
6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom.
6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one.
7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.
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My bottle of liquid ass arrived in the mail the other day. I wanted to try it at home before unleashing it at work. Entering the kitchen, I sprayed one tiny little "poof" and waited. Within one minute, the kitchen smelled as if an entire college football offensive line had overdone it at the taco stand the previous night.

It was so bad that the cat came into the kitchen and was scraping the bare tile floor with his paw as if he was trying to cover up a huge invisible turd! I've owned other fart sprays that didn't quite smell "right". But Liquid Ass really smells like the real deal.

One word of advice: This is best used in a room with more than 3 people. Crowded dance floors at weddings is ideal! For maximum enjoyment, do not overdo it. Only the worst of genuine human farts are capable of clearing a room. This stuff is extremely powerful so use sparingly to preserve realism. Also, do not let ANYONE know that you have this stuff. As soon as they find out, the fun is over.

Have fun!
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Just to point something out here... this stuff does not smell like a fart. If you think it does, check your drawers. It smells like ass. A big, hairy, poorly wiped, rarely washed, possibly diseased, decaying ass. It is so real, you'll swear you can smell the hairs in it. I'm actually suspicious that it might not be artificial ingredients, but actual residue from someone's crack. It is THAT bad!

I tried it at work. Nailed the elevator good, and watched one person after another step in, and immediately step out and opt for the stairs. Only one flight of stairs, but that was a blessing by comparison even for the morbidly-obese woman who also opted to take the stairs. Tried it in the office. Thankfully my neighbor happened to have a fan aiming away from my own desk. I heard everything from "shart" to "dead rat" to "they must be cleaning dead frogs out of the vents again." One older gentleman actually went to the bathroom to check his own pants, just in case.

I would never recommend this as cologne.
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For a little revenge while my husband was busy in the shower getting ready for work, I poured the whole bottle of Liquid Ass on the backseat carpet in his car. I thought maybe it wouldn't work as well because I didn't spray it. Oh.My.God. When he was pulling out of the garage I was up in our bedroom. All of a sudden, I heard retching. I peeked out the bedroom window to see him in the driveway with all the car doors open. He was looking in the back, then in the front, then the back again, under the car, pulling out the mats and smelling them. All the time with a seriously perplexed look on his face. After about 5 minutes of this he got in and drove to work. I have no idea how he managed to drive the 30 minutes to work in that car!! When he got to work I received a text from him. It speaks for itself. Heh...heh..
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I had to pause while submitting my order....asking myself..."Why am I purchasing a small spritzer of something that literally smells like ass?"
In fact I had just bought a room freshener two days ago. Seemed somewhat counter productive.
In truth I was sold mostly on this product by one Amazon user's review where he detailed how during his first trial of liquid ass, his cat appeared and frantically tried to cover up the "invisible turd" by scratching the kitchen floor.
I was in tears laughing.

My experience was great, if you can call it that. I even checked "I love it" as my rating....again quixotic when the product I'm rating smells like ass.

I bought this for my husband who is in part, mentally, perpetually 17 years old. Boy did I nail this gift!

He opened the box and immediately started grinning like a cheshire cat. I of course had to preface the gift opening with...DO NOT USE THIS IN THE HOUSE. (At least our house)

We took to the streets of NYC that day with a friend....who of course had no idea about the liquid ass....
We actually had luck spraying it in the open air.
We were all sitting on a stoop chatting with our friend Ed, when
my husband inconspicuously warned me he was going to do the deed,
So of course I sauntered off to what I thought was a safe distance....about 15 feet away...I was apparently checking out the buildings around us....
I watched as the expression on our friend's face changed from a smile to the..."I smelled s***" expression.
My husband had the same look on his face. Our friend jumped up and yelled "WTF? Did some one just drop shit on us????"
Of course I'm smiling and laughing from the sidelines...when lo and behold, I get a whiff..

WHOA.

Horrendous.
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