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- Liquid ass is made in the USA and never ships from China
- Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray
- Smells like Ass; Only worse
- 30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions
- Excellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games begin
- Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle
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From the manufacturer
Liquid Ass is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. Each spray of this soul shattering liquid summons the Ass Genie to manhandle your senses. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.Looking for funny gag gift? Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid Ass.
Liquid Ass is an overwhelming, Stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid Ass are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Keep out of reach of children.
From the Manufacturer
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Keep out of reach of children.
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How to get out of school 11/10
Next day at work, I carefully wrap a wet paper towel around bottle to protect my hand (wearing a glove would be too conspicuous). I sprayed two pumps on the handle of the witch across the hall's office door. Then I sprayed another one on the metal door jambe right at her nose level. Then I casually walked away. I could see her office through the window in mine. Cue her arrival about ten minutes later. By then several people have walked by and gasped/covered their noses/exclaimed something or another. She loudly asks nobody in particular, "What the hell is that smell?" Hand on door knob shoulder rubbing the door jambe. Mission accomplished.
A client showed up shortly thereafter to meet with her. He approached the office, said a few words, and left. By then she is smelling her hands over and over, wiping them on her skirt, crying out "What the F@*% is happening?" She walked into my reception area, which caused my assistants to pinch their noses and ask her if she had an accident. I was barely, and I mean barely, keeping my cool while observing this. She goes into her office and a few minutes later, a maintenance man shows up at her door. She runs toward him and he takes a step back and buries his nose in his elbow, shaking his head, and quickly escaped. At that point, I had to close my blinds and laugh until I cried. I am heaving with laughter as I type this.
Bottom line: it is not fart smelling at all. It is nauseating. It physically makes me nauseous. Like eating spoiled ranch dressing nauseous. The profile has base notes of rotten, rancid organic material along with decaying mammal flesh. The top notes remind one of fæces of a cat that eats wet food and tuna juice along with a thigh-high pig sty on the hottest, most humid August afternoon in the south. When I was a teenager, I once was at a basketball game and sat behind a morbidly obese woman who was wearing stretchy pants. There is no way in the world that she could have reached her butt to wipe or wash, even with a long-handled brush. She always smelled horrendous, like petri dishes of bacteria growing in the folds of her fat, but mostly she smelled like putrid, festering ass. She hefted herself up and down as best she could the whole game, and when she landed back in her seat, she blasted me and my best friend with a foul, nasty ass smell, right in the face. Liquid Ass is on par with that odor, only really, really concentrated.
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I ordered a 2-pack and gave one to a friend with a neighbor from hell. I figured he could find a way to make use of this. I hadn’t even smelled it yet and figured I’d let him test it out. He was curious as to how bad it was and I have to admit, I’d been dying to know myself so, before I could say, “wait, maybe we should go outside..” he gave it a little puff -LITTLE PUFF, and ...
...I don’t know how they did it, but somehow have managed to replicate what having an actual turd right under your nose would be like. Only you can’t shake the stank. It’s like a swarm of bees!! And it stinks BAD, real bad.
Again, this was just from a tiny puff! I can’t imagine how a few good squirts of this could do, but I’ll be trying it in my buildings elevator later on this evening.
If you are even remotely curious about this gnarly stuff, do it. It will not disappoint.