I've been drinking water my whole life, but never does my thirst get more murdered than when I drink 16.9oz of Liquid Death.
Bonus: everyone at work thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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I was skeptical at first, but after I finished the first can I hid in my house waiting for the cops to arrive. I didn’t want to go to jail, especially for murder. The odds of getting caught were almost non existent since there’s no body to be found. My thirst, successfully murdered, I felt a huge relief knowing it was dead. The cops never showed, no one came looking for it, no one cared. The thirst deserves what it got and no one thought differently. Now me and my friends kill off thirst for what seems like sport. In the car, at work, or even at home. Every time thirst shows up it is swiftly drown with Liquid Death.
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I was skeptical at first, but after I finished the first can I hid in my house waiting for the cops to arrive. I didn’t want to go to jail, especially for murder. The odds of getting caught were almost non existent since there’s no body to be found. My thirst, successfully murdered, I felt a huge relief knowing it was dead. The cops never showed, no one came looking for it, no one cared. The thirst deserves what it got and no one thought differently. Now me and my friends kill off thirst for what seems like sport. In the car, at work, or even at home. Every time thirst shows up it is swiftly drown with Liquid Death.
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WHY QUENCH WHEN YOU CAN STRAIGHT MURDER?
Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2019
I never knew water could be so hardcore. Then I met Liquid Death. Thinking it was just a normal water brand with cool marketing, I cracked open a tall boy and tossed it back. The details of what happened next are fuzzy, but before I knew it, I was standing around a shallow grave paying tribute to what was my thirst. It all happened so fast. One minute my thirst was right there. Just like it had always been. Then in a blink of an eye and a gulp of the throat, gone. A life cut short by ruthlessly cold water in a can.
Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2019
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