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Two and a Half Men

12 Seasons

Season 5
4.6 out of 5 stars (161) IMDb 7.1/10

The Emmy-winning laughfest continues as television's leading comedy. With Jake (Angus T. Jones) now entering junior high school, his dad, Alan (Jon Cryer), reliving his high school dating history and Charlie (Charlie Sheen) finally maturing a little himself, will there be room for three men in Charlie's Malibu beach pad? You won't want to miss a single episode from this hilarious season!

Starring:
Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

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Season 5

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1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

In the fifth season premiere, Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high school -- but they might end up traumatizing him instead.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: September 24, 2007
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2. Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother. And Alan's date, Sharon (JANEANE GAROFALO - "The Larry Sanders Show," "The West Wing"), reacts oddly after having sex with Alan.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: October 1, 2007
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3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Tired of dating vapid young women, Charlie allows Alan to introduce him to a sophisticated, intelligent municipal court judge, Linda.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 8, 2007
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4. City of Great Racks

In the landmark 100th episode, Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda, but he keeps seeing Rose's face everywhere he turns. Recurring guest star JANE LYNCH appears as Dr. Freeman.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: October 15, 2007
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5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain the 4-year-old son of his girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN). Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human "guinea pig."

TV-NR CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: October 22, 2007
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6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN), is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Meanwhile, despite Alan forbidding it, Jake sneaks out to a concert.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 29, 2007
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7. Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan argue over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn. Recurring guest star ROBERT WAGNER appears as Teddy, Evelyn's boyfriend.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: November 5, 2007
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8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, making Alan miserable. Guest star RICHARD KIND ("Spin City") appears as Artie, an executive at Charlie's record label.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: November 12, 2007
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9. Tight's Good

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: November 19, 2007
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10. Kinda Like Necrophilia

While trying to help Jake get over a breakup, Alan discovers that it was Charlie who stole his high school girlfriend. Alan seeks revenge on Charlie by following the same advice Charlie dispenses to Jake.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: November 26, 2007
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11. Meander to Your Dander

Seeing Alan not fully passionate about his relationship, Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: March 17, 2008
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12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), Charlie's lovable stalker, is back from England and takes strange care of a very sick Charlie.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: March 24, 2008
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13. The Soil is Moist

Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. Recurring guest star RYAN STILES appears as Judith's second husband.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: March 31, 2008
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14. Winky-Dink Time

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY appears as Rose.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: April 14, 2008
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15. Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan worries that Charlie's womanizing is out of control. JANE LYNCH returns as Charlie's therapist, and EMMANUELLE VAUGIER returns as Charlie's former fiancée, Mia.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: April 21, 2008
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16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding to Teddy (ROBERT WAGNER), while Charlie pursues his future stepsister and Teddy's devious daughter, Courtney (JENNY McCARTHY).

TV-14 CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: April 28, 2008
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17. Fish in a Drawer

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house. George Eads ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation") makes a cameo appearance.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 5, 2008
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18. If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY), an older woman who writes self-help books. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 12, 2008
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19. Waiting for the Right Snapper

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating (SUSAN BLAKELY) and realizes they've met before. JANE LYNCH guest stars as Dr. Freeman.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: May 19, 2008
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Excellent!!! You get to watch the entire season (about 18 or 20 episodes I think), and the price is great. It is really nice to be able to watch the episodes without any commercials! If you liked this show, please buy it. You will enjoy being able to watch episode after episode if you feel like it. I do!
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Almost all of the first 8-9 years are super funny, great cast and good company of actors. It may be a show about broken up marriges, a bountiful of sex capades but in our home, we don't see it as crude. It's just very funny. The characters (Charlie, Jake and Alan) play off each other perfectly, along with the rest of the cast. Great writers. We dvr the episodes and look forward to watching them at night with dinner, a glass of wine and great laughter after a grueling 1/2 hour of the ever so horroric stories on news and politics. The new last 2 seasons are just not the same. So we skip those. If you want a good a laugh, gotta watch. Have fun...
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Chuck Lorre is a brilliant man; a complex but calm man who has realized that as the boss in a performing arts company he must remain calm and staid because almost no one else will, He got his start, as most of the Hollywood writing staff did, on Roseanne, where his writing skills were honed under the demands of a woman who planned out an entire series between season two and three.
Roseanne was making a plug for women's rights and it centered on the fact that women were capable of doing just about anything. Sadly, in the late 80'ws and early 90's the methods she used were by making men seem like idiots. John Goodman is not only a brilliant actor and a man who clearly wanted out of his contract in season nine, managed to come across as a wonderful man; a feminist who refused to give up his maleness. Still, we watched Roseanne hit him in the head with a cast iron skillet one too many times. When Roseanna (who had a philosophy that any writer had one or two good season in him and then it was time to cut him loose- she was wrong) released Lorre, he went on to create Dharma and Greg, Becker, Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory. Lorre manages to do well by surrounding himself with outstanding people and allowing them to do their jobs. There is plenty of laughter on the set and Charlie Sheen aside, there are no "stars" on his shows. The Big Bang Theory is an excellent example of ensemble work we haven't seen since Marta Kaufman and David Crane gave us "Friends."
Two and a Half Men is about two unmarried brothers. Charlie (played by Charlie Sheen), two years older, who has managed a career as a musician writing jingles for advertising- bringing in vast amounts of money, a house on Malibu Beach and an endless supply of single malt scotch.
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The dvd holder for this season was in on pieces and does not support the dvd. I purchased 1-8 of the series featuring Charlie Sheen in season 1, I didn't receive the episode booklet. In season 3 and 4 the outside box was damaged.
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This episode is so funny! Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer work so well together! Cant get any better! I watched the complete season with Ashton Kutcher and the show is just not the same. I will definately be purchasing other episodes with Charlie in it because its good clean entertainment!
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Two and a Half Men: The Complete Fifth Season I was skeptical that the show could find fresh material but WOW. Funny stuff that will have you crying with laughter.
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This review is for the Amazon VOD version. If I am going to watch something with Amazon Prime Video or Amazon VOD, I am probably going to do it on my Apple MacBook Air. I hate the fact that I have to CONSTANTLY update the Microsoft Silverlight plug-in in order to watch something here. Also, even though I update Microsoft Silverlight, it STILL tells me the plug-in isn't working when I try to watch using the Safari browser.

Now, as far as my review for Season 5 of TAAHM... This is when things starting going downhill. Season 4 was the best season to me. But season 5 wasn't even close in terms of being funny.
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the box was faded like it was left in the sun or made from a home printer low on ink. the covers to the disk were the same. throws off the look of my collecton on in the book case. Disc play fine at least
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