Sometimes being a woman sucks. Do you ever feel the pressure to be perfect?

I Just Want to Be Perfect is the fourth book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. 

It brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect.

The cult of perfection is a thing. 

As women, we are constantly inundated with "helpful" and/or "ah-may-zing" tips to improve our looks, please our men, raise the next Einstein (in a wheat-free, dairy-free, and sugar-free environment), and feng shui the crap out of our homes. 

Whether it's the hot new diet that involves only eating what you can forage from the floor of your minivan, bleaching everything from your hair to your teeth to your butt hole, or clearing your clutter by mindfully thanking your ratty underwear for its long, dedicated service before you toss them, we've all tried something to be more perfect. 

We try to strive for perfection and balance in our lives, and most of us fail--spectacularly. 

These are those stories.

Motherhood is tough. You'll laugh or cry, so you might as well laugh.

I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is the third book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! 

Motherhood is STILL the toughest – and STILL the funniest – job you'll ever love. 

We know that raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – TGIF means nothing to a mother! 

You said it before and you're saying it again, “I STILL just want to pee alone!” 

I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is ANOTHER collection of hilarious and heartwarming essays from 40 MORE of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. 

Including: 

• People I Want to Punch in the Throat 
• Bad Parenting Moments 
• Let Me Start By Saying
•  The Sh*tastrophy. 

Featuring essays like: 

• It's Not Pee. It's You. 
• Open Letter to My Daughter: My Mother was Right and You Should Think I Am, Too. 
• And Then God Laughed 
• Flames, Knives, and Fear: A Family Dinner Let's Piss Off the Babies