Lumber vs Jack
Jack Woods is a simple man who finds himself in an extraordinary situation when he must rescue his estrange wife, Jill, from Genetically Modified killer trees. Jack soon finds himself the leader of a rag tag group of heroes out to save the world from the wildly spreading vegetation.
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I am about 1/3rd in and find myself needing breaks. The story is about as deep as any Troma feature. The actors seem to have been recruited from friends and family. The dialog is bad and at times barely audible. The special effects are right in line with the previous items.
Why 3 stars? I find myself giggling too this film. It reminds me a lot of what a bunch of 3rd to 5th graders might have put their heads together and made as a Green awareness PSA for a class project and afterward their proud parents tried to make it come to life. The complete lack of polish and horrible effects create a somewhat rugged charm.
I normally like B - F rate flicks... but this one is SO bad that it probably wouldn't even qualify for the guys who do stuff like MST3K... |
fyi... this is literally the first 1 star I've ever given on any movie to date... and I've watched hundreds...