M. Jane Colette

M. Jane Colette

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About M. Jane Colette

M. Jane Colette writes tragedy for people who like to laugh, comedy for the melancholy, and erotica for women and men who like their fantasies real. She believes rules and hearts were made to be broken; ditto the constraints of genres. The result? "A whole new sub-genre of her own... social realist erotica that's frenetic and complex and often funny and very well observed."

Also, smoking hot. Which is still the most important thing in erotica, romance... and, life?

A poster child Gemini, M. Jane Colette is, most of the time, at least two people. Her left-brain persona sold out long ago. She wears severely-cut suits of black, blue and only that shade of green ("No, not that shade--have you seen the colour of my hair and eyes? Please. Let's coordinate.") and spends a lot of time in board rooms, offices, and "war rooms" (what a name!) parsing lies. It's a living.

(But, oh, what a plethora of source material...)

Her right-brain persona longs to be an iconoclast and an artist. When nobody's looking, she writes poetry.

Tell Me (Harper Collins, 2015) is her left side's and right side's first collaboration.

You: "What's with this talking about yourself in the third person thing?"
Me: "My therapist says it's a coping-defensive-distancing technique. But it doesn't do a lot of harm."
You: "You sure? Cause it's kind of creepy."
Me: "Don't judge me."

They're both inordinately fond of parentheses, em-dashes and non-sequiturs.

Left: "It's how you knock 'Them' off-balance, before you move in for the kill."
Right: "It's how you defy the grammar-unartists and let language sing."

They have the same taste in shoes.

Left: "It's more of a fetish."
Right: "Definitely a fetish. And not a cheap one. That's why I let her sell out, by the way."

They're overwhelming and exhausting.

You: "I bet."
Me: "You don't know the half of it."

Their second novel, Consequences, is coming Spring 2017.

Left: "What?"
Right: "Who's writing it?"
Left: "This is something you really should discuss with us in advance."
Right: "Yeah. Suppose we're busy? I've got things to do, shoes to buy..."
Left: "Mmmm, shoes..."

Don't worry. They already wrote it.

Right: "Then why isn't it available on Amazon yet?"
Left: "Delayed gratification, gurrl, you ever heard of that?"

Exhausting. But they give a hell of an interview, don't you think?

You can visit both sides of M. Jane Colette at mjanecolette.com and whisper into her ear in 140 characters at @mjanecolette.

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Messy Christmas: Text Me, Cupid: Episode One Dec 06, 2017

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Tell Me May 28, 2015

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Delayed Valentine Feb 13, 2018

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Cherry Pie Cure Jun 15, 2017

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Screw Chocolate 2: 14(+2) Queer Valentines to See You Through February 14 Feb 05, 2018

by M. Jane Colette , Beatrice Aucoin , Dallas Barnes , L. Sara Bysterveld , Lotis Cervantes , Callan Field , Tet Millare , Alyssa Linn Palmer , Dana Stan , Leslie Pringle

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Queer Christmas in Cowtown Dec 11, 2017

by M. Jane Colette , Dallas Barnes , Nola Sarina , L. Sara Bysterveld , Lotis Cervantes , Alyssa Linn Palmer , Tiffany Sostar , Tet Millare , Erin Sneath , Beatrice Aucoin

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Consequences (Of Defensive Adultery) May 02, 2017

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Rough Draft Confessions: Not A Guide To Writing And Selling Erotica And Romance But Full Of Inside Insight Anyway Apr 02, 2017

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Screw Chocolate: 14 Queer Valentines to Get You Through February 14 Feb 05, 2018

by M. Jane Colette , Alyssa Linn Palmer , L. Sara Bysterveld , Dallas Barnes , Lotis Cervantes , Nola Sarina , Elisa Kae , Dana Stan , Brooke Nicholas , Jennifer Weihmann

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Screw Chocolate: 14 Queer Valentines to get you through February 14 Feb 14, 2017

by M. Jane Colette , Jennifer Weihmann , Marzena Czarnecka , L. Sara Bysterveld , Dana Stan , Brooke Nicholas , Dallas Barnes , Nola Sarina , PW Zellie , Alyssa Linn Palmer , Elisa Kae , Lotis Cervantes

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