Matt Holland was born in Liverpool, England in 1986 yet he never quite figured out how to do the accent properly. He studied Creative Writing and English Literature at Kingston University, so he has nobody else to blame for having to work behind a bar for four years. Aside from the aforementioned bar, he has worked as a data entry wagemonkey, he's done one shift as a door to door charity salesman and then he went back to wagemonkeying. He enjoys reading pulpy genre fiction, writing pulpy genre fiction and bad jokes. His favourite colour is purple and he's a really nice bloke. He also enjoys rhyming unintentionally.