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About the Author
David Sedaris is a playwright and a regular commentator for National Public Radio. He is also the author of the bestselling Barrel Fever, Naked, Holidays on Ice, and Me Talk Pretty One Day. He travels extensively though Europe and the United States on lecture tours and lives in France
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"It's a pretty grim world when I can't even feel superior to a toddler." Welcome to the curious mind of David Sedaris, where dogs outrank children, guitars have breasts, and French toddlers unmask the inadequacies of the American male. Sedaris inhabits this world as a misanthrope chronicling all things petty and small. In Me Talk Pretty One Day Sedaris is as determined as ever to be nobody's hero--he never triumphs, he never conquers--and somehow, with each failure, he inadvertently becomes everybody's favorite underdog. The world's most eloquent malcontent, Sedaris has turned self-deprecation into a celebrated art form--one that is perhaps best experienced in audio. "Go Carolina," his account of "the first battle of my war against the letter s" is particularly poignant. Unable to disguise the lisp that has become his trademark, Sedaris highlights (to hilarious extent) the frustration of reading "childish s-laden texts recounting the adventures of seals or settlers named Sassy or Samuel." Including 23 of the book version's 28 stories, two live performances complete with involuntary laughter, and an uncannily accurate Billie Holiday impersonation, the audio is more than a companion to the text; it stands alone as a performance piece--only without the sock monkeys. (Running time: 5 hours, 4 cassettes) --Daphne Durham
--This text refers to an alternate kindle_edition edition.
From Publishers Weekly
Sedaris is Garrison Keillor's evil twin: like the Minnesota humorist, Sedaris (Naked) focuses on the icy patches that mar life's sidewalk, though the ice in his work is much more slippery and the falls much more spectacularly funny than in Keillor's. Many of the 27 short essays collected here (which appeared originally in the New Yorker, Esquire and elsewhere) deal with his father, Lou, to whom the book is dedicated. Lou is a micromanager who tries to get his uninterested children to form a jazz combo and, when that fails, insists on boosting David's career as a performance artist by heckling him from the audience. Sedaris suggests that his father's punishment for being overly involved in his kids' artistic lives is David's brother Paul, otherwise known as "The Rooster," a half-literate miscreant whose language is outrageously profane. Sedaris also writes here about the time he spent in France and the difficulty of learning another language. After several extended stays in a little Norman village and in Paris, Sedaris had progressed, he observes, "from speaking like an evil baby to speaking like a hillbilly. 'Is thems the thoughts of cows?' I'd ask the butcher, pointing to the calves' brains displayed in the front window." But in English, Sedaris is nothing if not nimble: in one essay he goes from his cat's cremation to his mother's in a way that somehow manages to remain reverent to both of the departed. "Reliable sources" have told Sedaris that he has "tended to exhaust people," and true to form, he will exhaust readers of this new book, tooDwith helpless laughter. 16-city author tour. (June)
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an alternate kindle_edition edition.
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an alternate kindle_edition edition.
From Library Journal
More sharp-tongued humor from Sedaris, who recently moved to France.
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an alternate kindle_edition edition.
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an alternate kindle_edition edition.
Review
'The sort of blithely sophisticated, loopy humour that might have resulted if Dorothy Parker and James Thurber had had a love child' ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY on BARREL FEVER 'Side-splitting ... Not one of the essays in this new collection failed to crack me up; frequently I was helpless' the NEW YORK TIMES BOOK REVIEW on NAKED
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Still keeps me company like a party guest who's been asked to spend the night...His essays about living in Paris are full of piss and vinegar and achingly funny. Armistead Maupin Audaciously combining memoir, essay, and what has to be fiction, this fourth collection of short pieces offers pleasures normally to be found only in the best novels and the rare standup act that is actually funny. THE NEW YORKER He is, simply, very funny... refusing to find anything an unfit subject for humour. SUNDAY TIMES A sophisticatedly funny take on modern life. Treat yourself to this book. IRISH TIMES
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From AudioFile
David Sedaris's deadpan delivery is the perfect foil to the bizarre in his latest collection of essays, and it's hard to imagine another reader recounting these unlikely anecdotes. Most of the readings were recorded in a Paris studio, although some live performances are interspersed, complete with an appreciative live audience. But their easy responses, sometimes as automatic as a television sitcom's laugh track, are often more distracting than encouraging. Listeners accustomed to Sedaris's stories on Public Radio International's "This American Life" will find these readings, about his family, his early adult life, living in France and attempting to learn the language, a little less exuberant, a little more thoughtful, suffering only, perhaps, from the absence of producer Ira Glass's masterful editorial hand. The tone does seem fitting, though, for the essays slide in and out of fleeting sadness, even as they mock and self-deprecate and aim for irony. Sedaris is at his worst when glib, and his least successful essays are those that rant against modern life: New York restaurants, computers. He is at his best when he's describing the absurdity of childhood, moments so unexpectedly strange and yet recognizable, like Sedaris's boyhood dream of performing a one-man show as Billie Holiday singing commercial jingles (and he provides pitch-perfect renditions), that they prompt gleeful, giddy laughter. J.M.D.-- Copyright © AudioFile, Portland, Maine
--This text refers to an alternate kindle_edition edition.
Product details
- ASIN : B000SEJHRA
- Publisher : Back Bay Books; 1st edition (April 14, 2009)
- Publication date : April 14, 2009
- Language : English
- File size : 2260 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
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- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 300 pages
- Lending : Not Enabled
- Best Sellers Rank: #57,772 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
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Reviewed in the United States on September 3, 2018
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Based on all the reviews I bought this and prepared to be fantastically entertained. I couldn't wait for the laughter to bubble up and spill out of me. I'm still waiting. Sadly, I have finished the book and other than a few chuckles, no laughter, as was promised by the other reviewers. In fact , perhaps because the reviews set it up as a hilarious read, I was expecting too much, but most of wasn't funny at all. I do agree with the other reviews that the section on him learning to speak French was funny, but it's a small section of the book. I kept reading it waiting for the laughter to come, for the promised humor to appear-after all many of the reviewers had said the author was the funniest writer out there, but if he is this book isn't a good representation of his work. If you are looking for a laugh out loud, how do I not wake my spouse up while I read this in bed cause I'm laughing so hard book, skip this one. I don't know how much the other reviewers were paid but that's the only thing that explains the over the top reviews.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2019
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I’d heard enough about the author’s wit and humor to finally purchase one of his books. I didn’t realize it was a compilation of his short stories which was initially confusing but I found a number of them hilarious. Although he’s no Mark Twain, I found his insights and cultural euphemisms and political correctness helped lighten up my day.
I can’t imagine him trying to convince family members to share some of the more outrageous stories about them. He’s teamed up with his sister Amy on several projects. She was brilliant when in one of his stories, she imitated a family friend and propositioned their father—making Sedaris one of the kings of parental grief giving.
On the whole, the author’s childhood memories were quite entertaining although I bought the book for his cross cultural witticism and stories of how language—or a lack of understanding it can have dire and very humorous consequences.
His insights into the French was entertaining and insightful although not as well developed as Sixty Million Frenchmen Can’t be Wrong: Why We Love France but Not the French by Jean-Benoit Nadeau and Julie Bartow. But I enjoyed his quips about French language:
Nothing in France is free from sexual assignment. I was leafing through the dictionary, trying to complete a home-work assignment, when I noticed the French had prescribed genders for the various land masses and natural wonders we Americans had always thought of as sexless, Niagara Falls is feminine and, against all reason, the Grand Canyon is masculine….I wonder whose job it was to assign these sexes in the first place….
The author has become incredibly popular with seven million copies of his books in print after being translated into 25 languages. He’s been on several late night comedy shows lately and he does stand-up comedy. He’s the author of an anthology of stories, “Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules: An Anthology of Outstanding Stories” and his essays appear regularly in Esquire and the New Yorker. He’s been at it for a while—he became the third recipient of the Thurber Prize for American humor in 2001. Sadaris and his sister Amy, have collaborated under the name “The Talent Family” and have written several plays which have been produced at Lincoln Center. He’s also been nominated for two Grammys for Best Spoken Word Album ("Dress Your Family in Corduroy & Denim") and Best Comedy Album ("David Sedaris: Live at Carnegie Hall").
The author is a regular contributor to The New Yorker and BBC Radio4 and he lives in England. He’s become a humorist icon in our country and this book was well worth the read.
I can’t imagine him trying to convince family members to share some of the more outrageous stories about them. He’s teamed up with his sister Amy on several projects. She was brilliant when in one of his stories, she imitated a family friend and propositioned their father—making Sedaris one of the kings of parental grief giving.
On the whole, the author’s childhood memories were quite entertaining although I bought the book for his cross cultural witticism and stories of how language—or a lack of understanding it can have dire and very humorous consequences.
His insights into the French was entertaining and insightful although not as well developed as Sixty Million Frenchmen Can’t be Wrong: Why We Love France but Not the French by Jean-Benoit Nadeau and Julie Bartow. But I enjoyed his quips about French language:
Nothing in France is free from sexual assignment. I was leafing through the dictionary, trying to complete a home-work assignment, when I noticed the French had prescribed genders for the various land masses and natural wonders we Americans had always thought of as sexless, Niagara Falls is feminine and, against all reason, the Grand Canyon is masculine….I wonder whose job it was to assign these sexes in the first place….
The author has become incredibly popular with seven million copies of his books in print after being translated into 25 languages. He’s been on several late night comedy shows lately and he does stand-up comedy. He’s the author of an anthology of stories, “Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules: An Anthology of Outstanding Stories” and his essays appear regularly in Esquire and the New Yorker. He’s been at it for a while—he became the third recipient of the Thurber Prize for American humor in 2001. Sadaris and his sister Amy, have collaborated under the name “The Talent Family” and have written several plays which have been produced at Lincoln Center. He’s also been nominated for two Grammys for Best Spoken Word Album ("Dress Your Family in Corduroy & Denim") and Best Comedy Album ("David Sedaris: Live at Carnegie Hall").
The author is a regular contributor to The New Yorker and BBC Radio4 and he lives in England. He’s become a humorist icon in our country and this book was well worth the read.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 1, 2018
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This is probably the funniest book I've read in my life. His humor is eccentric the Never Fails to make me laugh out loud.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 13, 2016
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I bought this book for David Sedaris to sign. Get this in conjunction with the audio book. There is nothing better than hearing him read these stories. We laugh our butts off listening to him. One time, we had to pull over because we were scared of getting into an accident. I would go into more detail, but it's better to listen or read for yourself. He's absolutely incredible.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 22, 2019
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The stories in this volume are presented as being autobiographical, so I assume that to be the case. Although the book is filled with juvenile vulgarity and is not very funny, the author is a good storyteller and keeps a pretty brisk pace throughout,
There is one character in the book who makes it worth reading all by herself, and that is the author's French teacher while he is in Paris. She is a sarcastic martinet who humiliates her students and seems to dislike them (the author in particular), and yet she eventually starts to feel and display something akin to affection for them. She comes to realize that she needs them in order to avoid what is in other respects an empty life.
The narrator, who is forty-one when he enrolls in the class, struggles mightily to learn conversational French, but fails repeatedly along with his hapless classmates, to elicit any approval or even encouragement from the teacher. At one point she tells him directly and explicitly that she hates him.
The best lines in the book appear on page 172. The author writes the following: "It was mid-October when the teacher singled me out, saying 'Every day spent with you is like having a caesarian section.' And it struck me that, for the first time since arriving in France, I could understand every word that someone was saying."
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There is one character in the book who makes it worth reading all by herself, and that is the author's French teacher while he is in Paris. She is a sarcastic martinet who humiliates her students and seems to dislike them (the author in particular), and yet she eventually starts to feel and display something akin to affection for them. She comes to realize that she needs them in order to avoid what is in other respects an empty life.
The narrator, who is forty-one when he enrolls in the class, struggles mightily to learn conversational French, but fails repeatedly along with his hapless classmates, to elicit any approval or even encouragement from the teacher. At one point she tells him directly and explicitly that she hates him.
The best lines in the book appear on page 172. The author writes the following: "It was mid-October when the teacher singled me out, saying 'Every day spent with you is like having a caesarian section.' And it struck me that, for the first time since arriving in France, I could understand every word that someone was saying."
Finally, success!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2018
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I didn't realize that this was a collection of short stores, so I was really confused for a few chapters wondering where he was going. Part one was just weird and random in my opinion, even after I figured out that it wasn't linear. I kept re-reading to see if I missed where it was supposed to be funny. I almost quit reading but pushed myself to finish since I purchased it. I finally started laughing in Part Deux and I can see where the 5 star reviews come from there.
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DeadTall
5.0 out of 5 stars
Fantastically funny book which gets better and better
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 5, 2017Verified Purchase
Make sure you listen to David Sedaris reading an excerpt from this (available on youtube) before you read it. I read the first few chapters without having done this and found it hard going, but once I'd heard how he speaks, understood the rhythm and emphasis he uses, it totally transformed the experience. Fantastically funny book which gets better and better. I wanted to read more and more.
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Marilyn Weston
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Not sure on this one
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 31, 2018Verified Purchase
Another book group choice. It was chosen because several of the members had liked his BBC broadcast, most of us did not enjoy the book. Some of it was funny, especially the early parts but it was a bit self absorbed.
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IreneS
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Great stories, many of which are quite thought provoking ...
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 15, 2017Verified Purchase
I bought this because I've listened to David Sedaris reading/presenting his essays and while listening to him makes me laugh out loud, reading makes me smile broadly. Great stories, many of which are quite thought provoking as well as funny. If you enjoy reading short stories as opposed to a full length novel then these are a great modern take on the humorous short story.
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Sasha58
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Adventures in absurdity...
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 21, 2017Verified Purchase
Probably the funniest of his books, which is to say mostly very funny indeed. His piece on his descent into the ludicrous pretensions of conceptual art is itself worth the price of admission; several of the pieces on his attempts to learn French, and his observations of Americans in France, are also among his best.
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garrisonhalibut
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Uneven ramblings
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 13, 2017Verified Purchase
This is a real mix of interesting, boring, funny and often excruciating reminiscences. Can't wholeheartedly recommend and don't plan to read any more of his work - but there were a few funny bits and it's generally very well written.
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