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Merry Christmas, Even If You Don't Buy This Book (someecards): 45 Cards for Expressing All Your Christmas Wishes If You Have Any Paperback – October 6, 2009

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About the Author

Brook Lundy is President, Head Writer and Unpaid Intern of someecards.com. He spent several years writing humour essays for publications such as The New York Times, as well as writing and performing in a sketch comedy troupe. Duncan Mitchell has been a package designer for The Clorox Company and an award-winning creative director in online advertising. Currently he is CEO, Assistant to the CEO, Art Director and Junior Writer for someecards.com.
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Sterling; Pos edition (October 6, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1402768095
  • ISBN-13: 978-1402768095
  • Product Dimensions: 5.3 x 6.6 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.5 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,842,536 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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This is for people with a sarcastic sense of humor. Some great, crass Christmas postcards to send as an alternative to the mushy Christmas cards you will find in stores.

With says and images such as:

"Thanks for getting me a gift I dont actually have to return"

"I hope your Christmas display doesn't incinerate your home and loved ones"

"I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel sexually violated."

"I'll never be the Secret Santa you deserve."

"There's nothing like holiday cheer to offset devastating seasonal affective disorder."

"Enjoy the holiday that's technically not yours."

And so many more!
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The cards are a nice, heavy paper - decidedly sturdy enough to make it through the rigors of the postal service during the holidays. There are about seven cards that aren't terribly funny/applicable/things I would want or be able to send. There are five or six new year's themed cards, and several that deal with post-gift giving (as in "I'm indebted to you and several credit card companies"), so the advertising is a bit off in terms of these being exclusively Christmas-related. I do appreciate the three or four non-Christian holiday greetings such as "Enjoy the holiday that's technically not yours." So there are about 20 that could sub in as Christmas cards and another few you could space out the sending over the holiday season.
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The cards were great laughs and easy to buy. My friends, co workers, and peers loved them. Being in high school, the cards were easily more acceptable then the mushy sweet ones that can create awkward moments. They provided enjoyment for nearly everyone. (Except for a few that I didn't exactly like). Some of the cards did not really make sense (but that can just be me) but overall I really enjoyed them. I liked and picked out about 38 out of the 45 which is not a bad equvalent.
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This is definitely for those who truly understand sarcasm and don't mind being a little (or a lot) inappropriate. I think it takes the "edge" off of the contrived cheesiness of the holiday season. It's actually my favorite thing about the holidays now!
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By AJ on August 25, 2012
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I really think these are hilarious. Only problem is I didn't realise they were postcards, I thought they were cards with envelopes. Anyway they don't say 'Some E Cards' on the front which I was afraid of. I will probably still send them at Christmas, they are non-traditional enough so that I don't think it will matter that they are postcards as opposed to actual cards.
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By Dee on July 31, 2013
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There is nothing better than getting mail- unless it's getting a someecard postcard! Funny, mildly inappropriate & just enough to make mail carriers everywhere giggle.
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