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About Michelle Grewe
Michelle Grewe is a Mom, Air Force Veteran, Monster Hit man, 20 Questions Master, Human Jungle Gym, and a terrible driver. She paints, blogs at Crumpets and Bollocks and The Write Moms, plays piano badly, and dabbles in t-shirt design and fontography. She doesn't fold underwear, and she eats loads of gluten. She has also been published in 2 anthologies: Motherhood May Cause Drowsiness and Clash of the Couples. She has been featured on websites such as Popsugar Moms, Mamalode, Blunt Moms, and BlogHer.
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Blog postWith this exercise, you'll have lots of ideas for a concept strategy for your content, whether it's overall branding or trying to come up with metaphors to use in your blog post or sales copy.
The top recommendations experts tell you to write copy that sells is to use vivid words to...Describe how awesome it would be to use your product. Focus on the solution your product offers. Provide analogies. Tell a story.While you're doing that, you also want to...
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Blog postFollow me. Stalk me. Let's be friends. Linking to your social media on your blog helps you gain repeat business, solidify your brand, and increase social media numbers that you might later use to impress people.
Here's some freebies if you need them... This is kind of a republished post, but shit my last post was in 2016, and I want to also give a tutorial on how to use them.
These are free for any use (personal and commercial), but in accordance with the trademarked use of the6 months ago Read more -
Blog postWhat are we doing on Pinterest now for board descriptions? ...because I want to clean up my boards. Maybe this is a good time for you to do a Pinterest Quickie and check out these ideas, head over to your Pinterest, and do some tweaking.
So there are many things we can be doing to optimize our Pinterest for Best Pinteresting Activities, but Descriptions are a really big deal through the whole thing because Pinterest is a search engine, and it uses the words in the descriptions (as well as7 months ago Read more -
Blog postAdvertised Free Webinars will sell you dreams of earning a six figure income while staying at home as a blogger, as a coach, as a butterfly... as something. And here's some real talk about this life.
Work from Home as a Blogger! For just 100 hours a week, you can earn up to $45 a month! But only if you're a good writer, and you apply yourself....
The Best Way to Make Money from Blogging Is a PayCheck
Most people I know who made something of themselves being a stay at home mom a10 months ago Read more -
Blog postI read a lot of articles predicting what will trend in the next year, and a lot of it is the same we've been doing, like "2018 will have more cropped texts," as I look at ads in 1920's that have cropped text. Even to write this post, I mapped out 10 things, and examples date back to the early 2000's, and that's fine. So I'm going to tell you some ideas people think will trend, or have been trending, that might just inspire the next big thing from your brain.
2018 THEME:Psychogasm1 year ago Read more -
Blog postYour blog wants to resolve things on New Years. Listen to it. Shhh. Yep it's whispering from the graves of writers, "Carpe Diem." Oh wait, that's Dead Poets Society. But it's probably saying things like, "I want to lose some weight, get rid of some of these plug ins," and "I need a total makeover, redo my entire design." Of course, "I want to increase my following, promote the shit out of me this year."
Countless of over-achieving humanoids ha2 years ago Read more -
Blog postIn the spirit of designing material for the SheNeterprise store, I have found some captivating color schemes you can use for your website. I put these all on my ColourLovers profile, a place I recommend for finding color schemes, and the headings are the names of the color palette on that site.
Namale From the Creations Namale designed by Phoenix
Hex Colors:B2BCB3747570E4E1D0FFFFFF
LegacyFrom an interactive documentary on JFK: An Idea Lives On
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Blog postChecklist for starting a new blog, and a double-check list for existing blogs: Design, Plugins, Pages, and more.
I keep starting blogs. It's like an addiction. I'm more interested in designing a site than writing at this point, so this is going to be interesting in the future when I design a beautiful site that has no content. This is my go-to page on creating a blog, but not the planning aspect. The bare necessities of a blog. The first things I must do, and must haves I should fulf2 years ago Read more -
Blog postI have blogged about the importance of having social media links on your blog. Mainly, you want repeat business, and you want numbers on your social media. Here's some freebies if you need them... These are free for any use (personal and commercial), but in accordance with the trademarked use of the images. For instance, you can use Facebook wherever Facebook will let you use their F.
Basic Black Social Media FontI've put the basic black images as a font together. Half of it is the3 years ago Read more -
Blog postI keep wanting to give out free downloads, but I have struggled finding a way to provide downloads on a blog. Looking for an easy button like a plug-in has proven to be the hard way. Don't let a tutorial scare you, this is the easy button.
I've tried several plug ins for Wordpress, but every time Wordpress updates, they stop working. Not good. I also tried downloading from Google Drive, but they changed that so all my old links no longer work. That's the problem with depending on ot3 years ago Read more -
Blog postIt's hard to find free fonts for commercial use, so here's a list of some of the best free fonts from befonts.com.
1. Mugemini
Mugemini
2. PlaylistPlaylist3. SolmetSolmet
4. Coco
Coco
5. Debby
Debby
6. Firefly
Firefly
7. Keisatsu
Keisatsu
8. Sophia
Sophia
9. Waterlily
Waterlily
10. Ginebra
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Blog postDid you know Pinterest is a great place to find resources on blogging? Some of the best articles I read are articles I found on Pinterest.
Learning about blogging is a lot of work and takes a lot of time. You can google specific topics, but you miss out on some of the best advice from real bloggers who blog more than just about blogging. Learning how to blog and improve your blogging methods is an on-going process, and it's really easy to follow some Pinterest boards on the topic an3 years ago Read more -
Blog postThink about all your content on your blog and social media. What overall feeling do you think people feel with your content as a whole?Summary:People like to feelPositive emotions are shared more frequently than negative emotionsPeople don't remember what you say as much as how you make them feelHow Do You Make People Feel?This is a question we should all frequently ask ourselves now and then.
Take a look at your overall pattern of behaviors with feelings you convey in your work. You3 years ago Read more -
Blog postDo you have no idea what you are doing, but you are doing it anyway?
When you start a business, the "experts" tell you that you MUST create a business plan because it's so crucial to the success of a business. Conventionally, business plans are primarily used to access funding such as a bank loan, but the important purpose of a business plan is to get you informed and focused. This post is part of the Series, "Wake Up Your Blog with a Morning Cup of Planning."
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Blog postAre people missing out on you? Maximize your writing potential by creating a marketing plan designed to reach out to people who want to read your blog. In the sea of blogs on the internet, you need to market your work or people are not going to be able to find it. A marketing plan will help you come up with a good strategy to best utilize time and money. This is part of a series on how to prepare a Business Plan.
All the textbooks say there are 4 P’s in Marketing: Product, price, place, pr3 years ago Read more -
Blog postPart of a series on creating a business plan, the Mission Statement is vital to establishing your overall objectives with your company. What are you really trying to do? What are you doing for your customers or readers? The mission statement prioritizes your overall objectives into an intended direction.
What is a Mission Statement?A mission statement is a very well crafted short, simple elevator pitch of your business. It includes the following:Company’s PurposeTarget MarketContribut3 years ago Read more -
Blog postDefining your target market is defining WHO your customers are. For one, it helps you choose your customers, and two, it helps you know your customers. Defining your target market is a primary tool in your overall business plan as well as your marketing plan and other aspects of the business plan. You will use this in a million places as you run your business, for instance, approaching potential advertisers (if you share the same target market, you were meant for each other).
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Blog postPart of the promotional strategy, Positioning and Branding focuses on how you want others to see you, like public relations and corporate image. You want to make sure your marketing plan and other areas of your business is in line with the way you want to be seen. Defining your brand and position will help you focus your efforts on a handful of things making it easier to remember you.
What is Branding and Positioning?These two marketing concepts, Branding and Positioning, often are used in3 years ago Read more -
Blog postA value proposition is where you define your value to your consumer, and it comes in handy for pricing, branding, positioning, and overall strategy.
According to Forbes, “In its simplest terms, a value proposition is a positioning statement that explains what benefit you provide for who and how you do it uniquely well. It describes your target buyer, the problem you solve, and why you’re distinctly better than the alternatives.”When going through this process, consider the distin3 years ago Read more -
Blog postAre you ready for the crap life throws at you in the near future? Trying to anticipate threats and manage your strengths to combat those threats are crucial to success.My father owned a radio station for years. He purchased an AM station in the early 70’s, and in that time, it was one of the biggest radio stations in the area, and when FM radio came out, his station really took a blow. My father did a great job dodging all the obstacles FM threw at him. He was a great sales person, one of his bi3 years ago Read more
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Blog postWhat do my readers want? Trying to guess what people want to read and see and buy is a crazy game, but wait! Hold up! There’s a guide in front of my face under the button called “Insights” and “Analytics.”
This is part of a series on putting together a Business Plan for Bloggers, so let’s get to know our readers, customers, and our target market!
The Market Analysis section of a business plan takes a look at your target demographics and tries to forecast and configure basic be3 years ago Read more -
Blog postWhat does the internet look like for people who provide content and services? What is going to look like? Originally published on The Write Moms.
Note: Most of this information comes from The Henry Report, and all charts were copied from there. The purpose of this article is to educate compiling information from various sources and customizing it for bloggers, and therefore, hopefully is considered fair use because I don’t have time to make a bunch of charts, and if I did, they would look3 years ago Read more -
Blog postPart II of How to Go Viral and Spread like an STD. Let's take a look at some viral material and analyze it. Originally featured on The Write Moms.
When one of my friends’ blog posts went viral, she credited her claim to fame to sheer luck. In fact, most of my friends with very successful blogs seemingly have no idea how they went viral. They try very hard to give advice to help people do the same, and their advice is usually very good advice, but we do sort of know how some things go3 years ago Read more -
Blog postSEO super loves links. If a robot like Google placed an ad on the internet dating site, it would say, “Robot seeks website to share with friends. Preference goes to those who already have friends.” While that makes your website sound like a website of ill repute, the point is, the Google robot likes links (like a dog wanting sausage links). Outbound links gives the robot a good idea of what you like and who you are, and inbound links tells the robot that you are sexy.
NOTE: I'm c3 years ago Read more -
Blog postBlogging is an informal place to get into more details about things than a social media status; however, many bloggers have upped their game as professional writers. In many ways, a small business forms, and like any small business, the Holidays is an opportunity for some marketing (and possibly sales).
When my father sold advertising, he said the busiest time of year in advertising sales was between Back to School and Christmas. From New Year's to May were his slowest months. Shoppin3 years ago Read more
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Angel Bumps: Hello from Heaven
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Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We've Learned from Our Mothers
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Clash of the Couples: A Humorous Collection of Completely Absurd Lovers’ Squabbles and Relationship Spats
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