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Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found Hardcover – April 24, 2007

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"The Grocery List Collection is compulsive reading." -- The New York Times, 2007

"a unique voyeuristic delight" -- ESPN Radio, 2007

"hilarious" -- mental_floss, 2007

"jaw dropping, mercilessly snarky" -- The Tampa Tribune, 2007

"laugh-out-loud pleasure" -- BookPage, 2007

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"These found grocery lists are rare specimens. I have a collection from around the world that numbers in the thousands, but it has taken years of hunting and gathering. People are very protective of their grocery lists. I call it selective littering. Seems most folks would sooner dump their car ashtray in the grocery's parking lot or toss a week's worth of soda cans and fast food bags on the ground outside the store (and they do) rather than leave their list in a shopping card. It's because grocery lists are supposed to be private. Never mind that all of us have to go through the checkout in public. Our lists are supposed to be private, and that's why it's so enjoyable to look through them -- unless one of the lists happen to be yours."
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 240 pages
  • Publisher: HOW Books; 1St Edition edition (April 24, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1581809417
  • ISBN-13: 978-1581809411
  • Product Dimensions: 9.4 x 7.2 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.8 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (50 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #264,507 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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By R S Cobblestone VINE VOICE on May 23, 2007
Format: Hardcover
How often do you drop your used shopping lists into the shredder? I would expect you would reply, "Never". And because of this, Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found, by Bill Keaggy, was born.

I was just walking by a bookshelf when my eyes lingered for an extra second on this book. I think my first impression was that it was a cookbook by some over-the-hill rock stars... I mean, milk, eggs, and vodka? But where was the subtitle, "Meatloaf's/Pink Floyd's/Grand Funk's roadie cookbook."

Then I caught the real subtitle: "Grocery Lists Lost and Found."

It was intriguing enough that I picked it up off the shelf.

This was a really entertaining collection of real shopping lists, with the wrinkles and creases, the torn edges, the use of scrap paper, the misspellings, and America's diet (there is a reason obesity rates are on the rise) all laid out in their glory.

There is enough of a collection that at least one of these discarded lists will look familiar.

Is it yours?

Fine literature these lists, and this book, are not. However, the collection was interesting to peruse, and I'll bet this would be a great icebreaker at a party (take turns trying to read the lists on each page... "hookers and blow"?). This book would also be a great present for that friend or family member with that good sense of humor.

Now that I've read Milk Eggs Vodka, I suspect I will pay a bit closer attention to what I write down on that scrap of newspaper. After all, Bill Keaggy may be the next person to use my grocery cart.
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Format: Hardcover
Bill Keagy shares his love of the unusual, your discard shopping list. At his website and his book, Milk Eggs Vodka, we get to see what some people are shopping for, as well as Keagy's humorous commentary. It is completely amazing to see the misspellings and how our own shopping list can be seen as a source of amusement for others. This book is funny and irreverent and worth taking a peek.
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Charming book. More a coffee table book than a story book, but I find that any time I pick it up I spend at least a half of an hour with it and that it is nostalgic and funny and reminiscent. Half the pages. In there could be mine or yours.
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Format: Paperback
I vividly remember the first time I picked up "Milk, Eggs, Vodka" and started leafing through it in a bookstore cafe. I remember because I ultimately had to put it back on the rack. My laughter was disturbing the people around me.

"Found grocery lists" is a tough concept to sell to someone who has never read anything like this, but you'll just have to take my word for it that this is one of the funniest books I've ever read, and those I've shown it to agree with that assessment. It is incredible how the lists can sum up our basic traits and draw portraits of our lives from just a few items. Keaggy's commentary is droll and incisive and admittedly snarky as hell. You can tell, however, that it's driven by a love for attempting to understand a little bit more about the people who we see walking around us every day in a public place like the supermarket.

I now leave grocery lists behind in my shopping cart when I go for groceries, because of this book.
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You eavesdrop sometimes. You know you do. So do I. Whether we ought to or not, we all have a subtle hankering to know what's behind the proverbial curtain-- to see people with their facade taken down-- just for a moment. To see that they're just like us.

That's exactly what this book is all about. You'll be cracking up at the bizarre things on these lists, but don;t tell me by the end of it you haven't seen a few of them in here that you could have written yourself.

The quips and one-liners that accompany each list are priceless, too.

It's thick enough to keep you busy-- and laughing-- for a long long time. I bought three to give away after we couldn't stop fighting over it during an ocean trip!
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Format: Hardcover
This book had me laughing so hard in the bookstore I just had to buy it. The lists themselves are great...but when you have the Jimney Cricket remarks of author Bill Keaggy they become hysterical. I can read sections over and over and still crack up! He gives the lists personality and a very creative edge -- like. "Stop Smoking Bad Mom!" Get this book you will never look at lists the same way again!
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Format: Kindle Edition
Too boring... I was going to keep reading because it was kind of relaxing but then I got really irritated when one of the lists was for formula and cigarettes and he said "quit smoking, bad mom!" A woman that smokes isn't a bad anything and certainly not a bad mother just because of it.. What a rude rude man.. I realized this guy was kind of a d*** based on how he judges people based on other lists but I can spell so I didn't take the not very humerus jokes too personal but guess he didn't get to me yet.. What a sad life to live picking up people's trash just to read lists, put people down and then I guess feel good about yourself..
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Format: Hardcover
This book is laugh out loud funny in some spots, others you will chuckle or just be perplexed. All in all, I am really enjoying it while taking a break from reading a 'regular' novel. I recommend it - especially would make a nice gift item.

Lisa
Fresh Eggs Daily
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