- File Size: 645 KB
- Print Length: 288 pages
- Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
- Publication Date: January 31, 2012
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B0073YDXB4
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,116,318 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Then it stops. The middle third of the story is page after page after page of exposition; an interview with an insane psychiatrist, a description of fungal diseases of palm trees (I kid you not), a remote viewing history lesson and bunches of other mostly irrelevant and very, very long descriptions.
Then the last third, where the author seems determined to shove every possible sexual deviation, psychological weirdness and drug usage in the readers face, no matter how silly or improbable. The hero reacts to these in such an over-the-top emotional way that I got bored. Enough with the angst, already!
The characters are caricatures, the most common way problems are resolved is deus ex machina and the whole story is like a parody of the tough-cop genre. If it wasn't for the blood, sex and drugs I'd think the author was trying to be funny. If so, he fails. If not, he really fails.
You will either laugh out loud or you will find another book to read.
This tickled my funny bone and I have to admit I enjoyed the book.
To do this one justice I should say that it is rather well-written for its genre and although there are a million vampire stories out there, if you are a fan, you will enjoy probably this one.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
It was a good book, I would rate it at four stars. Would be a good read for most people. I enjoyed the book very much.Published on October 21, 2012 by Bobbi
I need more! And it was super funny. Pitts is a riot, and Jenny is the stuff of legends. Hats off!Published on October 20, 2012 by Shannon Chachere-mindingall
If your not smart enough to come up with a better character name than Dick Pitts, your not smart enough to write a novel.Published on May 12, 2012 by Amazon Customer
Mr. Saunders has done it again. Written a fabulously entertaining, humorous, action adventure Horror novel. Its non-stop thrills and chills with a GREAT sense of humor. Read morePublished on April 10, 2012 by RICHARD STYLES