This is one of the most amazing movies that I have ever seen. It would take a truly unique and twisted mind to conceive of a poo-monster that terrorizes a small town. What is truly amazing is that the movie, despite its miniscule budget, outlandish lowbrow concept, and the fact it was shot on video, is actually a moderately entertaining horror spoof that takes plenty of shots at extremely famous horror movies. I especially love the spoof of "Jaws" when the Sheriff pleads with city officials not to close the beach, but rather to cancel the annual chili cook-off, which is in a park very near the storm sewer where the giant walking, talking poo resides.
Every horror movie stereotype is skewered here, and despite the obvious economy of production, the film is entertaining and funny. Even the box gets into the act when it proclaims "It's not just a movie, it's a movement!" Sure the humor is juvenile, but as a parody it is effective and entertaining. At the very least, you have certainly never seen anything like it.
The DVD has several extras including a commentary track featuring cast and crew, as well as a "Making of Monsturd" documentary that is almost as entertaining as the movie itself. I would like to single out the musical score for praise and in particular the lyrics to the closing song (titled "Number Two") for pure surreal entertainment value.
This is a film like no other. If you like Grade-B oddball films, you can't go wrong with "Monsturd". Just don't forget to bring the Pepto-Bismol.
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Monsturd
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Escaped serial killer Jack Schmidt is on the run from the police and FBI after escaping from jail. They corner him and gun him down in a sewer tunnel, where he falls into a pool of chemicals dumped by the company who created it, Dutech. The combination of feces and this chemical transforms him into a half human, half feces creature, who goes on a killing rampage. And it's up to a group of local law enforcers to stop him.
Product details
- MPAA rating : Unrated (Not Rated)
- Product Dimensions : 7.5 x 5.25 x 0.5 inches; 3.2 Ounces
- Item model number : BRDF9766DVD
- Director : Rick Popko
- Media Format : Multiple Formats, Color, NTSC
- Run time : 1 hour and 20 minutes
- Release date : June 2, 2009
- Actors : Paul Weiner, Beth West, Dan Burr
- Studio : Brain Damage Films
- ASIN : B0020SPO42
- Number of discs : 1
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Reviewed in the United States on July 16, 2004
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Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2015
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I LOVE B horror movies, I even even enjoy some C and D. Unfortunately Monsturd is closer to an F.
Everything that makes a B movie good is gone (they mostly rely on untested talent and special effects), C and D movies are charming because they think they are actually making something good. Monsturd however is overly aware that the movie they are making is awful so they intentionally emphasize the worst parts of what makes others watchable. What could have been a fun romp about people getting killed on there toilets with a grizzled old detective literally getting too old for this "sh*t" turns into a couple of idiots fighting feces while wearing toilet paper armor.
Everything that makes a B movie good is gone (they mostly rely on untested talent and special effects), C and D movies are charming because they think they are actually making something good. Monsturd however is overly aware that the movie they are making is awful so they intentionally emphasize the worst parts of what makes others watchable. What could have been a fun romp about people getting killed on there toilets with a grizzled old detective literally getting too old for this "sh*t" turns into a couple of idiots fighting feces while wearing toilet paper armor.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 14, 2015
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Movie is a pile of crap lol ..good for a few laughs ...but you most definitely get what you expect with this one...unless you a fan of extremely horrible movies ...I just ordered it cuz I had to see it once...I couldn't believe this was a real movie
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Reviewed in the United States on December 14, 2009
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ok so this movie is a "B" film and on that scale I gave it a 3 cause its watchable not really the side splitting laugh out loud comedy that you might be exspecting from the world of bad acting but it is an original idea and they did an ok job of polishing up this turd (literally) anyways if your looking for a crap film (pun intended) this is it, otherwise just wait till you can stream it on netflix cause the only real reason I bought this was cause I have a huge zombie movie colection and the sequle to this is about zombies and I hate to have an incomplete colection ;) so for the colector you might want to pick up a copy but for the rest of you this is an easy skip
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Reviewed in the United States on June 26, 2009
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Think you've seen it all? You don't know Jack Schmitt!
For those of you creepy disturbed perverts who had a brainfart and thought this piece of crap was a good idea, I'll serve it up for you.
This is MONSTURD, and yes it's about a creature made of poop. An escaped convict (asstutely named Jack Schmitt) dies a mysterious death in the city sewer.
Of course there just happened to be some shady experiments going on at the nearby genetics research lab, and an ill-fated mishap contaminates the sewage system. And yep,(poop)is gonna hit the fan.
I know what you're thinking--a big walking, talking pile of nasty excrement sounds like some yummy entertainment. Now, this movie does drop a nice cheesy stinkbomb in your face. But in some regards, MONSTURD just passes gas.
This is mainly due to the lengthy attempts at plot and character development. We don't need 45 minutes of anticipation and attempts at building tension. Especially with this bad acting and poopy dialogue. Just quickly shower us with filth & depravity! Plus a turd rape scene would have been a welcome treat.
I did love the bumbling cops ductaping themselves with diapers(body armor) and filling their Super-Soakers with Pepto-Bismol. Plus, how often do you get the chance to see a giant turdmonster? Good sick times!
Overall, this is moderately recommended for adults with crappy-awesome tastes in film. You might wanna drop the kids off first though.
For those of you creepy disturbed perverts who had a brainfart and thought this piece of crap was a good idea, I'll serve it up for you.
This is MONSTURD, and yes it's about a creature made of poop. An escaped convict (asstutely named Jack Schmitt) dies a mysterious death in the city sewer.
Of course there just happened to be some shady experiments going on at the nearby genetics research lab, and an ill-fated mishap contaminates the sewage system. And yep,(poop)is gonna hit the fan.
I know what you're thinking--a big walking, talking pile of nasty excrement sounds like some yummy entertainment. Now, this movie does drop a nice cheesy stinkbomb in your face. But in some regards, MONSTURD just passes gas.
This is mainly due to the lengthy attempts at plot and character development. We don't need 45 minutes of anticipation and attempts at building tension. Especially with this bad acting and poopy dialogue. Just quickly shower us with filth & depravity! Plus a turd rape scene would have been a welcome treat.
I did love the bumbling cops ductaping themselves with diapers(body armor) and filling their Super-Soakers with Pepto-Bismol. Plus, how often do you get the chance to see a giant turdmonster? Good sick times!
Overall, this is moderately recommended for adults with crappy-awesome tastes in film. You might wanna drop the kids off first though.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2013
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I have a soft spot for B rate horror flicks, in fact I collect them. This isn't even D rate. I have seen better acting in a high school drama class. Not even large amounts of alcohol could make this watchable. However the fly scene at the end is worth fast forwarding to.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 18, 2018
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Not worth the time or money. This movie is beyond be rated
Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2019
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Awful and ridiculous crap and man in the doo doo costume is lame. Actors are bottom of the barrel bad.
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Mr. C. A. Summerfield
3.0 out of 5 stars
Just when you thought going to the toilet was safe
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 17, 2012Verified Purchase
Once upon a time there was an Alligator that roamed the sewers, chewing folks up and now make way for a giant human feces, (Stool) in which goes on the rampage, in this over the top gore movie.
The movie is low budget and the acting can be a little amatuer at times, though this film as a fun side to it, keeps you watching and at times can be damn right disgusting, but hey isn't low budget horror meant to shock slightly.
Over all it is worth a watch if you are in to low budget movies and want something more than just the average slasher, that most American low budget movie makers go for.
The movie: Mad scientist, Human stool and some crazy folks, equals a fun and not to be taken to serious movie, though if you are a person who dont like seeing too much disgust, in the form of vomit and feces, then dont eat while watching this movie, you have been warned!
The movie is low budget and the acting can be a little amatuer at times, though this film as a fun side to it, keeps you watching and at times can be damn right disgusting, but hey isn't low budget horror meant to shock slightly.
Over all it is worth a watch if you are in to low budget movies and want something more than just the average slasher, that most American low budget movie makers go for.
The movie: Mad scientist, Human stool and some crazy folks, equals a fun and not to be taken to serious movie, though if you are a person who dont like seeing too much disgust, in the form of vomit and feces, then dont eat while watching this movie, you have been warned!
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S. Pittock
3.0 out of 5 stars
A low-budget film, not for all but not without its charms...
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 30, 2009Verified Purchase
This film won't be to everybody's tastes. It is fairly graphic in its toilet humour if not gory! Due to the low-budget nature it is not the most polished film by any stretch of the imagination, although even if you don't find it entertaining for the intended reasons you may still get something from a film I can easily imagine being described as "so bad you'll laugh". There are some nice touches and I've seen a lot worse - it did make me chuckle and I guess that's what counts.
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5.0 out of 5 stars
An awesome pile of crap!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 10, 2016Verified Purchase
B Movie special. Not my number one, but certainly a number two!
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